Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I just spent the past few days going from page 1 to now, going through every highlight. Cobes fucking rules. He is, by far, the funniest lolcow I've ever encountered. The only thing that ruins it is the Reddit faggots that try to ruin his life.

All I have to say is this: Praise Cobra's Magic, he smells gooood, his drink combos and food hacks are the best out there, and his albums are legit fascinating (they're not good, but no one can say they're not at least interesting).

Fuck the people (Redditors) that try to ruin his life. He's a fun, wholesome dude, and while his substance abuse problems make me sad and he is definitely a weirdo, he's fun and funny as fuck. Why try to ruin that? I legitimately don't understand why the Reddit fags want to ruin his life, he's just a dude living his best life every day.

I'm sad I didn't check out this thread before now, it's fantastic. Cobes is a funny motherfucker, especially because it's not deliberate. I legit wish him the best, which is 1000x more than I can say about any other cow on this site.
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
I just spent the past few days going from page 1 to now, going through every highlight. Cobes fucking rules. He is, by far, the funniest lolcow I've ever encountered. The only thing that ruins it is the Reddit faggots that try to ruin his life.

All I have to say is this: Praise Cobra's Magic, he smells gooood, his drink combos and food hacks are the best out there, and his albums are legit fascinating (they're not good, but no one can say they're not at least interesting).

Fuck the people (Redditors) that try to ruin his life. He's a fun, wholesome dude, and while his substance abuse problems make me sad and he is definitely a weirdo, he's fun and funny as fuck. Why try to ruin that? I legitimately don't understand why the Reddit fags want to ruin his life, he's just a dude living his best life every day.

I'm sad I didn't check out this thread before now, it's fantastic. Cobes is a funny motherfucker, especially because it's not deliberate. I legit wish him the best, which is 1000x more than I can say about any other cow on this site.
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TMDWU cool cobra
 
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Clint is taking the boy to San Fran 🥰
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Dude Rabbits said:
God damn Pedophiles! 😡
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Will Jorsh call out Clint for being a sicko?
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Sadly he doesn't read the farms, only the reddit, and the reddit seems to think he's some fag hater so they won't take this route of trolling because you know, reddit loves their fags and trannies.
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
I legitimately don't understand why the Reddit fags want to ruin his life, he's just a dude living his best life every day.
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Because Josh enables and empowers them with the guarantee of attention and by routinely recording his self destructive behaviours. He doesn’t deserve the level of shit he gets, but he’s his own worst enemy.

He has a good thing going with Deathbed and people sending him money for pretty much just existing. He just struggles with getting by on a day to day basis.

My biggest issue that the ‘trolls’ don’t care if they get Josh kicked off YouTube. Not only would that be detrimental to Cobes mental well-being, losing his main source of outreach, we’d lose one of the few funny and interesting things on the internet
 
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Someone on reddit noticed what I noticed, he's got hair and then it just stops lmfao is he shaving the back of his neck? It looks as if he's balded on the direct back of his head and now mostly just has straggling strands hanging on for dear life and the dog ears on either side of his head. Basically, the ponytail represents a combover for the back of his head lol. That's my hypotheses at least.
 
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Someone on reddit noticed what I noticed, he's got hair and then it just stops lmfao is he shaving the back of his neck? It looks as if he's balded on the direct back of his head and now mostly just has straggling strands hanging on for dear life and the dog ears on either side of his head. Basically, the ponytail represents a combover for the back of his head lol. That's my hypotheses at least.
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Not sure he is balding, its an odd way to lose your hair. What are those little marks, are they sores, or has he tried to do something to his hair, one of those "get your hair back" scams you always see. Could it also be shaving nicks, if he is trying to give himself an under cut. I know you are thinking "what balding idiot would shave of hair if they are already losing it", and to that I say this is Cobra. Not only would he do something that stupid, he would huff duster whilst doing it.
 
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