Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[An automatic clown]

I see your balloon air trap and raise you an actual rubber.

 

[Potion_Time]

I see your balloon air trap and raise you an actual rubber.
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I can't stop laughing. This is why I watch. His retardation is unique. Nobody is retarded in quite the way he is and it leads to magical moments like this.

 

[PetiteFeet]

it's probably just the angle of the phone picture but he's *really* starting to bloat.

 

[Bogliacci]

The Cum Mead

 

[Raven-621]

Cobes is out there making straight up uruk-hai grog. His stomach juices could be used as mining acid at this point.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Good Ol Cobes

 

[Bogliacci]

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Good Ol Cobes

Wow, kingcobrajfs really IS a racist

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Good Ol Cobes

Cobras circle of protection shielded the farms from the tranny menace, Isreal is as good as saved. God's chosen saved by Satan's chosen. TMDWU

 

[Jobama]

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Good Ol Cobes

I’m glad we finally have the opinion of someone educated on the matter.

 

[HiveDull]

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Good Ol Cobes

Those who oppose Israel better watch out, this dood took out ISIS.

 

[Bogliacci]

KingcobraJIDF

 

[teeth fairy]

his circle of protection came way too late, and as a result hundreds of israelis are dead. that is most definitely NOT what's up...

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Good Ol Cobes

Does this regard think Palestine is a terrorist group like AL Qaeda instead of a country? The way he was talking about them makes it sound that way.

 

[Reynolds]

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Good Ol Cobes

This is the most insane thing I have seen this month and I saw reese's peanut butter cups blended with reese's syrup in probably 3% ABV bogulism juice

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Does this regard think Palestine is a terrorist group like AL Qaeda instead of a country? The way he was talking about them makes it sound that way.

That's exactly what he thinks.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

He looked so close to death in that stream that it's likely someone was honestly concerned and not trolling.

At some point, I think we've all got to accept that he'll either go on stream or off of it and a knock at the door isn't going to change the trajectory of his life that is the summation of every choice he's made

But really hopefully he improves the best he can. no cap

edit:

> Bogliacci - Jet Neptune coping and sneeding that he isn't able to get the baddest goth Rockstar west of the Mississippi on fishtank so he's gotta spin a narrative​

"No, we don't actually want the hard-core goth guy on our (read small i)-ternet show at all. It's him whose missing out on all the benefits of our platform."

And Nep-troon 'doxxed' all their supporters a thousand light years after the bad-boy goth did himself (multiple times, and they keep on coming back). Respect your elders, boy

 

[Doxmatix]

If Elvis were alive, would he drink the banana peanut butter bacon beverage?

You've cracked the mead mystery - all this time and we never saw it - he's just making ghost drinks for all his favorite dead celebrities.

 

[NoosJunki]

Mott's apple juice 1 gallon (448g sugar)
2 cups ganulated sugar (400g sugar)
1 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust (156g sugar)
CrazyOutlet Kraft America's Classic Caramel Candy 5 serving estimate (130g sugar)
Local Hive Clover Honey 16oz (352g sugar)

Total estimated sugar: 1,486 grams (3.27 lbs)

That's taking more than 3 entire sacks of sugar from the grocery and just dumping them down your throat

 

[lurkin]

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Good Ol Cobes

Mixing blue pills with ya mead now cobes?

 

[DrNow]

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The Cum Mead

Taking shots of…off white curdled sludge…at the cobras cantina.