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95 IQ cognitive abilities
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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He's briefly able to operate a can opener.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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That’s the hope but it’ll probably reinforce his current behaviour seeing as it’s a reward for it. I expect Issaic Butterfield videos to increase.
Eyesore City
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I had no idea Josh was even nearing 90k subs. Though, I suspect a good percentage of those subbed are alts evading his chat ban. Either way, good on the guy. That's no easy feat.
Here's hoping he hits 100k before the botulism takes hold.
Here's hoping he hits 100k before the botulism takes hold.
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Unfortunately youtube is pruning dead/inactive accounts over the next couple months.
Phalanges Mycologist
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Ooof that's going to hit his ego, he's always viewed his sub count as some form of Achievement and when it gets pruned as part of the cull it will be very interesting to see how he reacts.
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It would better if he gets it, with the little button thing they send you. Will they even send it to him, he looks like shit of late, more than normal.
Cobes is always at his best when he thinks he is ahead. When he is beaten, he rarely even streams, just hides away with his pain. And stench. Oh and seemingly screaming in the middle of the night and falling over shit, if that accidental stream taught us anything.
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That wouldn't even happen because the BOY is absolutely terrified of women, he only wants the attention.
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They are already back together. Good thing is she is incapable of not raging so it should be short lived.
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Holy shit, maybe I'm late, but what the hell did he do to get his video so smooth and clear. It's so jarring, and you can even see his stankmata forming again in beautiful high definition
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I think he just turned the lights on or opened the curtains lmao
This video sucks btw, boy lives the most complicated and stressful fantasy life and we have to hear all about it
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Cobes really out here making a “pro-tip” video PSA against raping people, not because it’s wrong, but because a rape charge will mess up your life.
“If you’re at a party partying with chicks women especially have to be careful cause dudes will get women as high, wasted, whatever because it makes them more vulnerable to say yes”
He says as if it’s regular ol dude stuff. Yeah, just guy stuff. No man, “dudes” don’t do that shit, rapists do.
“And uh; if a women consents to you fucking her before she passes out I wouldn’t do it just because if she wakes up halfway through her pass out and forgets that she said yes that’s a rape charge waiting to happen”
If you fuck an unconscious woman regardless of what she said before it’s rape. It’s a rape charge waiting to happen because you raped her. If a women is drunk enough to be unwittingly losing consciousness her consent is dubious at best, which he himself just acknowledged a moment before talking about guys getting women fucked up and “vulnerable to say yes”. Love the logic of “shouldn’t rape a woman because you might get charged with rape”
“You have to be careful fellas cause they’re putting hormones in our food which are causing girls who are really young to look a lot older than they really are so some of these chicks that look like they might be in college well, they’re not so be careful”
Really can’t stop telling on himself bafflingly talking about how he finds minors attractive because hormones in food make them hit puberty at a younger age. Even if they’re “of age” college girls it’s still kinda creepy dude, you’re gonna be 33 next month why are you thinking about this.
Thank you for your wise words based cobra sensei I will now be extra careful not to rape
“If you’re at a party partying with chicks women especially have to be careful cause dudes will get women as high, wasted, whatever because it makes them more vulnerable to say yes”
He says as if it’s regular ol dude stuff. Yeah, just guy stuff. No man, “dudes” don’t do that shit, rapists do.
“And uh; if a women consents to you fucking her before she passes out I wouldn’t do it just because if she wakes up halfway through her pass out and forgets that she said yes that’s a rape charge waiting to happen”
If you fuck an unconscious woman regardless of what she said before it’s rape. It’s a rape charge waiting to happen because you raped her. If a women is drunk enough to be unwittingly losing consciousness her consent is dubious at best, which he himself just acknowledged a moment before talking about guys getting women fucked up and “vulnerable to say yes”. Love the logic of “shouldn’t rape a woman because you might get charged with rape”
“You have to be careful fellas cause they’re putting hormones in our food which are causing girls who are really young to look a lot older than they really are so some of these chicks that look like they might be in college well, they’re not so be careful”
Really can’t stop telling on himself bafflingly talking about how he finds minors attractive because hormones in food make them hit puberty at a younger age. Even if they’re “of age” college girls it’s still kinda creepy dude, you’re gonna be 33 next month why are you thinking about this.
Thank you for your wise words based cobra sensei I will now be extra careful not to rape
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lol'd when he said this
He said it like the bad part is because it's illegal and you'll have a charge on your record, no it's bad because it's immoral and fucked up you dumbass, boy always tellin on himself
Reminds me of when he was talking about Scotty pullin a magic man for him
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He got a new phone and it's actually a nice one lol
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Don’t rape
BUT
Check out this tactical soap! You’ll get that pussy!
He’s so wholesome
BUT
Check out this tactical soap! You’ll get that pussy!
He’s so wholesome
Phalanges Mycologist
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He's apparently using iphone 6's even A* grade ones going on the second hand market in the UK are £35 even less in the US, he's just got a really clean one I've got old but new laptops like this before a Thinkpad built with a generic windows build and an asset tag on it but not activated, it was a multi nationals old spare stock they have retired an are selling off - The only intel machine I have cost me £50 it was a machine like this but it was a thinkpad X270 with 16gb of ram a 1tb ssd, HD webcam, Extended battery and a spare an 2 chargers one big 65w fucker an a smaller 45w one with a international plug set.
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Cracks me up that he would make this video just days after this very thread was going back and forth about if he was repressing sicko thoughts or not.
He gets so obsessive over these topics, repeating shit he hears in videos that will never be of use to him because applying any of this stuff would require him to actually leave his hovel. Coming from someone whose only social interaction is yelling at Doordash delivery drivers to "LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR" the boy sure does have a lot of opinions about the dating scene.
He gets so obsessive over these topics, repeating shit he hears in videos that will never be of use to him because applying any of this stuff would require him to actually leave his hovel. Coming from someone whose only social interaction is yelling at Doordash delivery drivers to "LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR" the boy sure does have a lot of opinions about the dating scene.
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“If you’re the kind of guy who can’t talk to women and women aren’t interested in so you have to drug their drinks to get them you’re coward. Anyway, I use this miraculous pheromone soap that is supposed to subconsciously turn women on and make them find me attractive.”
I fucking love this man so much he’s just so fucking funny. The best comedians out there couldn’t come up with bits as good as this