Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

If she is serious about dumping Josh we can all move on and talk about Josh's crab legs
LMAO you guys will be moaning how boring he is in no time. I dont get why you'd want this to end. Why? For gender relations x 1000000000000000 do you know how insufferable he will be once they split? Cobras glory days with a cavalcade of characters is sadly the past now most of them either don't want to associate with him or cant associate with him.
 
This thread and reddit are two sides of the same coin. They both have an unhealthy relationship with Cobes. One group sees him as a monster literally deserving of death while the other sees him as a blameless idiot incapable of wrongdoing. Two sides of the same coin.
I don't even go to reddit but these dumb fuck subhumans routinely kill the content at its source. Amazingly when anti-fun retards cut off the lulz, people don't like it. I'm not sure why some people find it difficult to understand.

It's not that he's an innocent retard (although there are far worse people covered here and Cobes is relatively benign), it's that what they do is kill the funny.
LMAO you guys will be moaning how boring he is in no time. I dont get why you'd want this to end. Why?
Because shit like turning off the camera and mic during his streams sucks. Cobes can be pretty boring for long stretches, but you don't get more boring than dead streams without even audio.
 
And yet none of them bothered to repost any of the good shit here lol. Thankfully @grand larsony was able to retrieve a lot.

Some people are sperging about plebbit rn because the sub just got banned, so it's topical, but hopefully it dies down soon or moves to the designated thread.

There was quite a bit of real gems but they were few and far between the chaff.
 
Page 1666? Gawth as fuck, doodt haha yesssssth.
Biffed it
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good to see that people here are still seething about some tards on reddit instead of being funny.

I'm really glad you spoke up about this. This thread feels like it is at least, a good day, 50% people bitching about reddit. They deliberately go to a place that makes them angry and then come back here to get other people angry and what made them angry. Does that sound like a group we all know and loathe? This thread and reddit are two sides of the same coin. They both have an unhealthy relationship with Cobes. One group sees him as a monster literally deserving of death while the other sees him as a blameless idiot incapable of wrongdoing. Two sides of the same coin.

And yet none of them bothered to repost any of the good shit here lol. Thankfully @grand larsony was able to retrieve a lot.

Some people are sperging about plebbit rn because the sub just got banned, so it's topical, but hopefully it dies down soon or moves to the designated thread.

You guys need to understand... they took away his channel. I woke up this morning hoping to see aa new crab leg food review part 4 and I saw the troles took away his channel. I'm a little ticked about it, thats the trolls man. The trolls took away cobes' channel, they took away cobes channel. I was like "awwww they took away cobes' channel" fuck the troles, they took away his channel...
 
I'm really glad you spoke up about this. This thread feels like it is at least, a good day, 50% people bitching about reddit. They deliberately go to a place that makes them angry and then come back here to get other people angry and what made them angry. Does that sound like a group we all know and loathe? This thread and reddit are two sides of the same coin. They both have an unhealthy relationship with Cobes. One group sees him as a monster literally deserving of death while the other sees him as a blameless idiot incapable of wrongdoing. Two sides of the same coin.
1. Reddit literally doesn’t exist anymore so I don’t know what you’re talking about us going there

2. We don’t sit there and decide “oh today I’m gonna browse Reddit a get upset”. Usually something happens with cobra that tips us off to check it out and see what they’re doing to fuck with him.

3. We’re not two sides of the same coin. We dislike Reddit not because of what they posted but because of their actions. We enjoy cobras content. They actively try to ruin it. They just now got him banned from YouTube for two weeks. I was enjoying his crab cooking videos yesterday and wanted to see hiw it turned out and for him to eat them but fuck me I guess right?

5. It’s like if some seething vegan came over and smacked a hotdog out of my hand because “meat is murder” and after I get mad at them because I wanted to eat my fucking hotdog you sit there like “You’re both mad! You’re literally the same!”

6. You’re a gay retard
 
technical proficiency, rhythm, and a basic understanding of music theory?

Not playing by the rules is what being a goth bad boy is all about
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You say this jokingly but I always thought it was pretty based that Cobes achieved the little bit of success he did with Deathbed Tapes and the niche market of weird sound enthusiasts. I mean there's a lot of really pretentious musicians who live and breathe music and practice constantly. People would would dream to have a grammy award winning front man listen to there albums and enjoy it. Musicians are insufferable it's is actually pretty goth of cobes to be able to achieve things they jerk themselves off thinking about by just being a drunken retard. It's cannon Gerad Way owns a least 1 Kingcobrajfs album and thats more than any of us will ever achieve with our hobbies and aspirations and the dude did by simply being a retarded drunk who gives 0 fucks about any of things retarded musicians brag about being important. You can hate on his complete lack of everything you described, but he's still sold 1 more album to a famous person than you. He's a retard who was never going to give a fuck about any of those things anyways and in the end it didn't matter cause technically he's more successful than like 99% of "musicians" these days. That's the best part. Insufferable fucks you went to school with still trying to make there dream work practicing and shit and ain't never sold anything. It's rad. Cobes music is rad. Retarded. And awful. But rad.
 
My sides are in orbit

Jessica is tard sobbing about Courtney while a frantic Cobra calls
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Kinda off subject, but not, this reminds me of back in the day when you could go on youtube and find videos of songs dedicated to random girls from like 13 year olds. Then there would be an edit with the anotations saying "NVM she cheated" over the video rather than removing it lol.

Time is a flat circle and I want to see this. I want her to post a video of her and cobes together set to goth heartbreak music about all the good times. Old school youtube.
 
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