This thread and reddit are two sides of the same coin. They both have an unhealthy relationship with Cobes. One group sees him as a monster literally deserving of death while the other sees him as a blameless idiot incapable of wrongdoing. Two sides of the same coin.
I don't even go to reddit but these dumb fuck subhumans routinely kill the content at its source. Amazingly when anti-fun retards cut off the lulz, people don't like it. I'm not sure why some people find it difficult to understand.
It's not that he's an innocent retard (although there are far worse people covered here and Cobes is relatively benign), it's that what they do is kill the funny.
Because shit like turning off the camera and mic during his streams sucks. Cobes can be pretty boring for long stretches, but you don't get more boring than dead streams without even audio.
And yet none of them bothered to repost any of the good shit here lol. Thankfully @grand larsony was able to retrieve a lot.
Some people are sperging about plebbit rn because the sub just got banned, so it's topical, but hopefully it dies down soon or moves to the designated thread.
I'm really glad you spoke up about this. This thread feels like it is at least, a good day, 50% people bitching about reddit. They deliberately go to a place that makes them angry and then come back here to get other people angry and what made them angry. Does that sound like a group we all know and loathe? This thread and reddit are two sides of the same coin. They both have an unhealthy relationship with Cobes. One group sees him as a monster literally deserving of death while the other sees him as a blameless idiot incapable of wrongdoing. Two sides of the same coin.
And yet none of them bothered to repost any of the good shit here lol. Thankfully @grand larsony was able to retrieve a lot.
Some people are sperging about plebbit rn because the sub just got banned, so it's topical, but hopefully it dies down soon or moves to the designated thread.
You guys need to understand... they took away his channel. I woke up this morning hoping to see aa new crab leg food review part 4 and I saw the troles took away his channel. I'm a little ticked about it, thats the trolls man. The trolls took away cobes' channel, they took away cobes channel. I was like "awwww they took away cobes' channel" fuck the troles, they took away his channel...
I'm really glad you spoke up about this. This thread feels like it is at least, a good day, 50% people bitching about reddit. They deliberately go to a place that makes them angry and then come back here to get other people angry and what made them angry. Does that sound like a group we all know and loathe? This thread and reddit are two sides of the same coin. They both have an unhealthy relationship with Cobes. One group sees him as a monster literally deserving of death while the other sees him as a blameless idiot incapable of wrongdoing. Two sides of the same coin.
1. Reddit literally doesn’t exist anymore so I don’t know what you’re talking about us going there
2. We don’t sit there and decide “oh today I’m gonna browse Reddit a get upset”. Usually something happens with cobra that tips us off to check it out and see what they’re doing to fuck with him.
3. We’re not two sides of the same coin. We dislike Reddit not because of what they posted but because of their actions. We enjoy cobras content. They actively try to ruin it. They just now got him banned from YouTube for two weeks. I was enjoying his crab cooking videos yesterday and wanted to see hiw it turned out and for him to eat them but fuck me I guess right?
5. It’s like if some seething vegan came over and smacked a hotdog out of my hand because “meat is murder” and after I get mad at them because I wanted to eat my fucking hotdog you sit there like “You’re both mad! You’re literally the same!”
You say this jokingly but I always thought it was pretty based that Cobes achieved the little bit of success he did with Deathbed Tapes and the niche market of weird sound enthusiasts. I mean there's a lot of really pretentious musicians who live and breathe music and practice constantly. People would would dream to have a grammy award winning front man listen to there albums and enjoy it. Musicians are insufferable it's is actually pretty goth of cobes to be able to achieve things they jerk themselves off thinking about by just being a drunken retard. It's cannon Gerad Way owns a least 1 Kingcobrajfs album and thats more than any of us will ever achieve with our hobbies and aspirations and the dude did by simply being a retarded drunk who gives 0 fucks about any of things retarded musicians brag about being important. You can hate on his complete lack of everything you described, but he's still sold 1 more album to a famous person than you. He's a retard who was never going to give a fuck about any of those things anyways and in the end it didn't matter cause technically he's more successful than like 99% of "musicians" these days. That's the best part. Insufferable fucks you went to school with still trying to make there dream work practicing and shit and ain't never sold anything. It's rad. Cobes music is rad. Retarded. And awful. But rad.
Remember when he baby talked his toilet to eat his poopies so it’d grow up big and strong like all the other toilets? Cobes has a done a lot of insane shit but that one is really up there
Kinda off subject, but not, this reminds me of back in the day when you could go on youtube and find videos of songs dedicated to random girls from like 13 year olds. Then there would be an edit with the anotations saying "NVM she cheated" over the video rather than removing it lol.
Time is a flat circle and I want to see this. I want her to post a video of her and cobes together set to goth heartbreak music about all the good times. Old school youtube.
I know we've all seen horrifying things on this website, but I think Cobes just has a very juvenile sense of humor. I think his poop/fart jokes are just that, dumb jokes and not an obsession or sexual thing.
Like what Twinkie said the poop stuff is just him having the mind of a 12 year old. Poop and farts are the funniest thing ever at that age. It makes sense a mentally stunted manchild would love that kind of humor. It's not deeper then that.
Ehhh I dunno man maybe he doesn’t have a poop fetish but like I said before he was following a fart fetish tiktok account and actively said the fake gothie video of a goth chick farting was sexy. He also came up with multiple weird fantasies about popping with women. Remember when he gave an example of toxic masculinity about a man and his girlfriend having a fart competition and the girlfriend lets out a much better fart than the man and, not to be outdone by a mere woman, the man really forces an epic fart but accidentally shits himself?
