Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Darksyde Becky is actually very talented, I love her work

Cobra continues to inspire people way more creative than he is, somehow. That's the Cobraverse for ya.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It’s kind of absurd to think but KingCobraJFS has made my life better. His antics, the communities that formed around it, the works created by talented people who see him as a muse, has given me literally thousands of hours of entertainment and even joy.

I really don’t think that can be said about any other “lolcow” which is why I’m starting think “lolcow” isn’t a good descriptor for Cobies. Being a lolcow and having a “lolcow audience” implies a certain connotation or behavior and I think a lot of the problem behavior we see is because people try to engage with Cobra, his content, his whole scene as if he’s another Chris Chan, Larson, or Cyrax etc. But he isn’t. He’s completely his own beast so there’s this disconnect of what the expectation of his “content” is or how people should engage with it when they’ve already categorized it as “lolcow”.

If’s like if somebody has a preconceived notion of what “fast food” is based on McDonald’s and Burger King and now they’re visiting a Taco Bell because they heard it’s “fast food” and find themselves terribly confused and frustrated while they try to wrestle the staff into making them a cheese burger.

Tl;dr: I think Cobes is his own unique oddity and isn’t a “lolcow” at least not in the way it’s commonly understood. Not only that but by classifying him as a lolcow it does a disservice to the “cobraverse” by setting certain expectations or preconceived notions that just aren’t accurate.

Apologies in advance for my extreme digression it’s just some food hack for thought I figure I’d throw out there

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It’s kind of absurd to think but KingCobraJFS has made my life better. His antics, the communities that formed around it, the works created by talented people who see him as a muse, has given me literally thousands of hours of entertainment and even joy.

Cobra really rules your sad miserable pathetic life, trole. Get buh-lohcked.

 

[BallBuster II]

So he has been absolutely sloshed in nearly every video since his last youtube check came in, not to mention ordering doordash every day. His account is most likely in the red now, so I would expect some Livestreams soon to get it back in the green.

 

[SP:OP]

His account is most likely in the red now, so I would expect some Livestreams soon to get it back in the green.

His pouty/folded arms beg streams are starting to grow on me. It makes the surprise meltdown streams even better. A Circle of protection on Josh's overdraft protection and his inability to stay in the positive financially.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

So, im no medical kiwi but surely that plastic packet didn't break down. Do ya'll think our bad boy's having a crunchy gothic dumb right now?

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

So, im no medical kiwi but surely that plastic packet didn't break down. Do ya'll think our bad boy's having a crunchy gothic dumb right now?

Rectal bleeding is Goff as fuck.

 

[Law]

To be fair you have just described most women between the ages of 24-32 who’ve attended college.

Yeah man I hate it when a bitch can read.

It's funny, for all my experience with mental illness paired with substance abuse in my neighbours I've never met someone quite like NAL

The thing that freaks me out the most about NAL is her unholy stamina. I keep expecting her to tire herself out, but nope. She just keeps going. Like can you imagine screaming and flopping around like that for hours?

 

[Halloween23]

It’s kind of absurd to think but KingCobraJFS has made my life better. His antics, the communities that formed around it, the works created by talented people who see him as a muse, has given me literally thousands of hours of entertainment and even joy.

He's a lolcow he's just a likable one. He's like Chris Chan was during the early years.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He's a lolcow he's just a likable one. He's like Chris Chan was during the early years.

I think the big difference vs. Chris is the best Cobra content is entirely self-created, while trolling him produces nothing or cuts off future content. Chris had some good stuff early on but it was the trolling from 2008-2010 that produced the most.

 

[PetiteFeet]

The thing that freaks me out the most about NAL is her unholy stamina. I keep expecting her to tire herself out, but nope. She just keeps going. Like can you imagine screaming and flopping around like that for hours?

Genuinely boggles the mind.

Spoiler: pl sperg

Even when I lived with other mental patients I have never experienced anyone have tantrums like her. The amount of anger that spews forth from that throat waddle is so foreign to me and I have actually had neighbours of varying mental diagnoses and severity. Not even the doped up fiend with anger issues could come close to NAL

 

[Law]

I have never experienced anyone have tantrums like her.

She's like the end boss of drug-fueled insanity. She could out run and out talk a meth head. She could fight someone on angel dust and win. She's a persistence hunter, her prey will eventually just collapse from exhaustion. She's the sardaukar of being a crazy bitch.

 

[Xenomorph]

Does anyone else feel claustrophobic now watching his videos? His last apartment was a place compared to this shit heap.

 

[ASeabear8952]

JM is attempting to lead an effort to donate a bench to Highland Park in Puff’s honor.

 

[Urgunt]

Tl;dr: I think Cobes is his own unique oddity and isn’t a “lolcow” at least not in the way it’s commonly understood. Not only that but by classifying him as a lolcow it does a disservice to the “cobraverse” by setting certain expectations or preconceived notions that just aren’t accurate.

It's funny because I've bonded with people I would've never bonded with because of cobes, I met one of the chillest guys I know who's also damn near twice my age because we both found Cobes funny, even the normies i hang around with still find cobes funny because there is some bizarre "wholesome" quality to him that doesn't make watching him feel as exploitative as it does with someone like Larson or Chris. He doesn't have as many outwardly unsavory traits as someone like Cyraxx either, the worst Cobes is if you really stretch it is maybe an animal abuser, though I think it's entirely out of incompetence rather than malice.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Does anyone else feel claustrophobic now watching his videos? His last apartment was a place compared to this shit heap.

This single-wide shithole and confinement in the cuck chamber is literally killing him. It must be the worst property in the entire park and the worst place possible for someone like Cobes to live.

JM is attempting to lead an effort to donate a bench to Highland Park in Puff’s honor.

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FFS dedicate it to Homeboy Scotty if you want to honor the Cobraverse. JM sucks and is just using Cobes for grifting, views and engagement farming, I wish her, Courtney and NAL would just die or go the fuck away forever and leave the boy alone.

 

[triforce9001]

I unironically find his food review and hack videos comfy.

 

[Slim Boglim]

He's a lolcow he's just a likable one. He's like Chris Chan was during the early years.

I dunno man not to poot my own assburgers but I’ve followed Chris Chan since like 2008. I don’t think there was ever any endearing or likeable traits. People were there to fuck with him or look on in horror. Chris Chan has never had “fans” ironic or otherwise of what he does. Ever. Whereas a lot of people get genuine entertainment from Cobes or his content even without all the trolling or “milking.” Nobody enjoys Chris or his “content” at face value like they do Cobes. Cobies is unintentionally an actual entertainer, with people watching his content just because it’s funny and entertaining by itself, you can see as much with how much people are inspired to take his content and meme it or use it to create more content.

Chris Chan is a lolcow oddity who people only tune into so they can see what horrific thing happens next or the potential of something happening. Nobody could give less of a shit about what he’s “creating” or doing, only what they can get out of him themselves. Which is why he’s a lolcow and why I don’t think Cobes is one. Because they CAN get stuff out of Chris themselves whereas trying that with cobra leads him to go offline and stop producing content. It’s why we hate “glasstappers” so much because we like cobras content at face value. We like his stupid rants, food hacks, and drink combos for what they are. Put it to you this way to illustrate what I mean about Cobes not being a “lolcow” if somebody said to you “I’m a fan of kingcobrajfs’ content” you probably wouldn’t think too much about it, you’d just assume they find his rants and antics funny and unintentionally comedic. If somebody unironically said “I’m a fan of [Chris Chan’s] [Cyrax’s] [Daniel Larson’s] content.” You’d probably be really puzzled or alarmed and think “what fucking content?”

Edit to add because I’m phone posting and it kept publishing before I was finished: Their output is just noise, funny but it’s not what people are there for. They’re there for the behind the scenes antics and implications of their personality and actions. But with Cobes a lot of people ARE there for his output and his “content” as well as the behind the scenes personality. Which is where the problem and conflict between different fans come in. Because the people who are here to milk a lolcow aren’t here for the content so they could give less of a shit about flagging his YouTube channel, or getting him banned from his favorite bars, or swatting him during a stream because they’re not watching his food hacks, or rants, or drink combos, they’re here to see him have a huge meltdown. Whereas the rest of us who ARE here for his food hacks, rants, and drink combos don’t want him to lose his channel because we’d lose our content, just like we don’t want people to call in bogus door dash orders or welfare checks to derail the stream we’re watching because we’re there for the stream. Thats what I mean by saying there’s a fundamental difference of expectation and why calling him a “lolcow” sets an expectation of behavior in some “fans” that is overall harmful to the rest of us who “get it”

 

[snort beg snort]

Southern Cheesehead here, so unfortunately not. Must be nice though. Pitch Black is a milder more citrusy grape soda and I love it to death.

I heard they are bringing pitch black back but only in the fountain machines at 7/11 and speedway.

https://sporked.com/article/mountain-dew-pitch-black-back-news/

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes is a lolcow simply because he doesn’t know people are laughing at him and his actions, and even worse attributes it to his ‘fame’. I suspect he knows to a degree but still keeps himself in a drunk enough state he will talk about his ‘cult’, ‘fangirls’, and other random bouts of delusions that are trademark lolcow.

He’s not ‘wholesome’ either. He’s a drunk retard who is so dumb he can’t use a can opener, does endearing things like create charities to keep the money for himself, or is what normal people consider a piece of shit.

I find him entertaining and enjoy his cautionary tale. But by any measure, Cobes is a lolcow