Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bookers]

I've been thinking about the pet question and I think the animal he would be best suited to is a feral trailer park cat.
This cat would live in the trailer park and not actually be his cat. But he could perhaps entice it for some pets with food.
Perhaps there could be a neighbor the cat would stay with for winter time.
But in the summertime there would just be a trailer park cat.

Thinking about it, I think it may even be likely that such a cat already exists in his trailer park.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

He also got really annoyed really quickly when Warlord, in a rare moment of actually knowing what the fuck he was talking about, tried to tell him dogs aren't supposed to get a hold of weed. Based on the aforementioned examples of him already feeding animals unhealthy people food, I could see Josh easily being baited by troles into giving a dog what amounts to poison over and over again and double down when warned about what he's doing.

Didn't he just feed the dog like a straight unprocessed nugg? I've eaten a nug or two, never did anything to me. Why exactly is it bad for a dog?

 

[Your Landlord]

I've been thinking about the pet question and I think the animal he would be best suited to is a feral trailer park cat.
This cat would live in the trailer park and not actually be his cat. But he could perhaps entice it for some pets with food.
Perhaps there could be a neighbor the cat would stay with for winter time.
But in the summertime there would just be a trailer park cat.

Thinking about it, I think it may even be likely that such a cat already exists in his trailer park.

This requires him to go outside and be somewhat social. Not gonna happen, trole.

 

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I've been thinking about the pet question and I think the animal he would be best suited to is a feral trailer park cat.
This cat would live in the trailer park and not actually be his cat. But he could perhaps entice it for some pets with food.
Perhaps there could be a neighbor the cat would stay with for winter time.
But in the summertime there would just be a trailer park cat.

Thinking about it, I think it may even be likely that such a cat already exists in his trailer park.

 

[UncleBlazer]

Didn't he just feed the dog like a straight unprocessed nugg? I've eaten a nug or two, never did anything to me. Why exactly is it bad for a dog?

Eating raw weed won't do anything. Weed has to be heated to release THC, the thing that gets you high.
Honestly, I've never believed Josh about feeding the dogs straight nugs of weed. It's probably not the best thing for a dog, but it wouldn't get them stoned in the way Josh was describing. It would have been a different story if it was edibles or something

 

[Cambiar]

Eating raw weed won't do anything. Weed has to be heated to release THC, the thing that gets you high.
Honestly, I've never believed Josh about feeding the dogs straight nugs of weed. It's probably not the best thing for a dog, but it wouldn't get them stoned in the way Josh was describing. It would have been a different story if it was edibles or something

He would rip bong hits into Obi's (sp) face and we know he did it to Puff as well, Or vape carts/whatever. Puff was so distressed he ran off towards the mountains in winter like one of those depressed penguins from that Werner Herzog documentary - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnTU_hJoByA

 

[Ponzo]

Ellen is a mudshark and Cobra didn't buy Jessica a clone-a-willy

 

[lottalove]

Wearing a fishnet and riding bike while piss drunk to win Jawshie back.

She also went blonde. In the roots, at least.

 

[Shinkai]

Ellen is a mudshark and Cobra didn't buy Jessica a clone-a-willy
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LN living rent free in half the cobraverse minds is always funny

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

She also went blonde. In the roots, at least.
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Did she just slap on a box blonde expecting it to magically lighten her hair?

She just looks more bald than usual.

 

[PetiteFeet]

To the people thinking Josh would be a better dog owner than he was a lizard owner.
Marijuana poisoning in dogs. "Rarely fatal" doesn't mean it isn't fatal.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Jessica will never find a man and that makes me happy. Lately she's been so depressed over getting dumped by king boglim that she's been more revealing about her past dating life and she admits she was dating some guy who was amazing in every way and she fucked it up and "now he married someone just for her to cheat on him" the whole rant was very cobraesque the same way he does about LN but I digress.

 

[bookers]

To the people thinking Josh would be a better dog owner than he was a lizard owner.
Marijuana poisoning in dogs. "Rarely fatal" doesn't mean it isn't fatal.

the marijuana poisoning thing is talking about dogs eating trays of weed brownies.
that doesnt seem like something that would happen in the cobra trailer.
not advocating for him to get a dog, just saying.

curious if he even smokes a ton of weed anymore, it's kind of an expensive thing to do and not really needed if you're boozing all the time anyways. weed doesn't really mix great with booze.

like im sure he still smokes sometimes but i think booze is his main deal.

 

[Meat Streets]

curious if he even smokes a ton of weed anymore, it's kind of an expensive thing to do and not really needed if you're boozing all the time anyways. weed doesn't really mix great with booze.

Yeah, there's no way he gives a fuck about weed at this point, or has for a long time. I'm sure he'd partake if available, but our boy is an alcoholic with limited funds, and weed is a wand, not a mead.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

To the people thinking Josh would be a better dog owner than he was a lizard owner.
Marijuana poisoning in dogs. "Rarely fatal" doesn't mean it isn't fatal.

remember when he killed a bird with a tire iron? yeah, he can't take care of pets

 

[Shinkai]

Yeah, there's no way he gives a fuck about weed at this point, or has for a long time. I'm sure he'd partake if available, but our boy is an alcoholic with limited funds, and weed is a wand, not a mead.

When I smoked it got to a point where weed didn't do anything for me anymore so I just left it behind. All part of getting over it. But he was on the spice for ages and that shits fucked. Surprised his receptors even work. He doesn't even like the taste of most alcohol but he just does it to get sloshed. Honestly even if he gave up booze he is so much of an addictive personality he'd swap to benzos and we'd see an even more consistently blacked out boy

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ellen is a mudshark and Cobra didn't buy Jessica a clone-a-willy
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god, she's a hard 40. 40 isn't really that old, but she looks like she been rode hard and dried. JFC cobra forgot the one rule in life: "Never stick your dick in crazy."

 

[Ponzo]

remember when he killed a bird with a tire iron? yeah, he can't take care of pets

A bird with a tire iron it is now? Thats how you can tell its all just a game of telephone. Cobra claimed he ran over a bird with his bike tire, cobra lies about a lot of things, like pissing on a dead deer, like ozzy pointing at him in the crowd etc.

He wants to be seen as a badass goth wizard who isn't afraid of trolls, thats why he makes up the most retarded shit to, in his eyes, look cool and "hardcore".

 

[Mushroom King]

god, she's a hard 40. 40 isn't really that old, but she looks like she been rode hard and dried. JFC cobra forgot the one rule in life: "Never stick your dick in crazy."

Alcohol ages you 2x as fast. It's brutal.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Alcohol ages you 2x as fast. It's brutal.

Yeah, gave up booze and looked 10 years younger.

You’re not as dehydrated, sleep better, and eat better. Cobes is aging himself so badly with the booze. Dressing like a homeless guy probably doesn’t help either