Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Do you think if the Puff ran away story is real, that literally anyone but Cobes could have found the runaway lizard? He is almost legally blind and is permanently buzzed. No sight and no coordination means Puff could've been 2 feet in front of him and he'd have never been able to catch him.
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He likely watched the lizard wander off slowly whilst shouting "GOD DAMMIT!" and "IM FUCKING SICK OF ITTTT!" whilst doing absolutely nothing. Like how he tried to stop a grease fire with "Stop...stopp....SSTTTOOOOPPPP!"

The boy is regarded.
 
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Simp Biscuit said:
Shamelessly stolen from 4channel/TV in a thread about goths.
As per Farms Rules, this an AI video.
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Damn that actually hits in the feels even though it's not real.
Boy's fat and disheveled buuuuut he's smiling, got all of his teeth, a reasonable amount of booze, and his pet lizard.
The only time in recent memory I have of him genuinely laughing is when the bog witch had him roofied on stream the morning after the dry spell was broken. And that's pushing it for "genuine" since he was high as a kite.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Hollywood couldn't come up with a more tragic comedy if they tried, but for our boy it's just another day in the life of a gothic badboy rockstar wizard.
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What really makes it art is the fact an alive, cisgendered, of-age, unrelated bearded dragon was discovered in a random parking garage in Casper at the same time.

Whether or not it's actually Puff is left up to the viewer to decide.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
You have to remember NAL directly communicates in private with a handful of Cobra's biggest alogs. Not trolls, not buddy trolls, but alogs. Loser faggots who unironically believe Cobra is worse than hitler and should suffer for the crime of being a retard on the Internet.
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I find it hilarious that these same people seethed over NAL a year ago because they couldn’t fathom the idea of Cobes getting a new girlfriend. The copeposting on the subreddit was hilarious.
 
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Simp Biscuit said:
Shamelessly stolen from 4channel/TV in a thread about goths.

As per Farms Rules, this an AI video.
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This makes me think of something real sad. When is the last time we have seen him actually happy? Not like fake happy where he smiles real wide and fakes a laugh; only to immediately go back to a neutral expression.
I think it might have been the first day of NAL being over his house, then every day after he was either zonked out or had the Hide the Pain Harold face. Times are truely rough in the Bog Zone.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
With Clint spanking the cheese as Tanis yelled for him to turn off his phone.

ETA: for people who have no clue wtf that sentence means
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Lmao that video is so uncomfortably funny. The camera grease/fog coming back, the boglim behavior, Clunt getting in on it, him hitting the shakers like an ape, him using half of what's inside them on a single slice, homemom obviously worried that the boy is filming her or his stepsisters, or will attract attention to where they are, him straight up ignoring her to shake out everything he can. Then the video ending after a single bite.
Absolute cinema.
It really is like watching an unruly 3 year old playing with everything at the table while one parent tries getting them to stop while the other has totally given up. Except it's a 30 year old retard dressed as a greasy goth cowboy from hell.
All while the wonk eyes occasionally dart back and fourth in a larson-esque display of paranoia because he knows that homemom Tanis told him "Better not go live boy!" 45620899_0.webp
 
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Mushroom King said:
Any doctors or nurses want to take a guess why Warlord is dying from poison damage in the new Boglim Chronicles? I thought it was a gag, I listened to it and thought he'd dubbed in NAL coughing, I didn't realize until today it wasn't a gag.

Is Warlord dying? Someone in the comments says he has a chest infection. Is that infectious to others, is Warlord gift-giving? That much coughing reminds me of the Quake II damage grunts, in a gun fight they sounded normal but if it was quiet and you stepped in lava, he sounded like a giant bear being drawn into an industrial lathe.


Glad to see everyone is still here and doing their thing with the "Group Home" conversation attached like a 5th wheel RV. I wish all cool Cobras a happy new year.
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It honestly sounds like bronchitis to me. Bronchitis has that bad, nasty cough that takes a long time to get over. Sometimes it causes laryngitis.
 
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I'm not sure about everyone else, but I have come to terms with King Cobra's passing. I know people like to joke that he will never die, and I'm also not wishing he would die. However, facts are facts; his behavior and rapid decline are apparent.

His lack of acknowledgment of his crap during his RIP Aaron stream told me plenty.
 
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☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆ said:
I'm not sure about everyone else, but I have come to terms with King Cobra's passing. I know people like to joke that he will never die, and I'm also not wishing he would die. However, facts are facts; his behavior and rapid decline are apparent.
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The only thing is whether Josh will pass from his addiction/s, his physical health/tooth related issues or a third option. He will not turn 40.
 
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(No idea why it's censored but) I hope in a few hundred years an anthropology class studies this during of an examination of the primitive nature of our time.
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Josh finally got his dick wet and all his dad could do is scold him.

Yes you fucking Stone Cold Coon, people needed to know your son cummed. He is retarded. He may never cum again, be supportive you Goldberg ass looking nigga don’t be hating just because your art is shit and your son makes art that moves people.

Clint is such a fag about shit. “OoOoOoo what if grandma sees it.” What if you had a hair system? Who gives a shit you fucking nancy, go put on your dress, dance in the corner and mind your business.
 
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