Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agares]

It's a shame he'll never use that sausage grinder on the shelf.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

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It's a shame he'll never use that sausage grinder on the shelf.

Or the crock pot or one of the tripods piling up in his closet.. also i wonder what he uses the electric kettle for.. is he making Cobra Teas?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Fuck the trolls​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-uA-3bJGxw

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[Slim Boglim]

Facebook trolls already seething

Spoiler

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Slint Clonders is the biggest A-log. The guy spends his entire day seething about cobra. Doesn’t seem to have a job or a family to spend time with, or, his obsession with cobra is so deranged that he neglects his family and responsibilities to obsess over a retard in Wyoming. I’m sure if you cross referenced posting styles of the most active a-logs on Reddit and Slint here it would be very easy to figure out his identity.

Anyways, my professional diagnosis is Cobra Derangement Syndrome with a severe case of Asshole with no life (tonight is no exception) and I’ll be prescribing a mandatory 40 hour minimum work week. See you at the glass sorting facility, Slint!

 

[Love Is Blue]

is he making Cobra Teas?

he is 80% bri ish after all

 

[somevan712]

There were so many kino screenshots of Cobra in his videos from today.

COBRA NO, DON'T LICK THE BOTTLE. READ NICK REKIETA's THREAD:

Spoiler: Pictures

DAMN THAT MARLBORO PACK SMELL NICE:


Image dump:

 

[charlesdickens]

Josh isn't wrong about some of his trolls. Resident retard and seething alogger over at TheBoglim.com, epicdrinkcombo wants to get Cobes hooked on meth because he believes the duster content was hilarious.

https://theboglim.com/post/theboglim.com/1682

His post history is full of him convinced that he is on a moral crusade over Cobes and "a good father and citizen"

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Or the crock pot or one of the tripods piling up in his closet.. also i wonder what he uses the electric kettle for.. is he making Cobra Teas?

It's for warming ale, when his British side takes over.

 

[Candover]

It feels like a Clint imposed probation was lifted, with TheBoy™ using the stove top again, full gas burner too.

Stove top privileges returned for completing his 10 month 'don't burn the trailer down with your cigarettes or pipe tobacco' probation, TWU.

Never-Cleaned Grease-Sludge Skillet Boys stock soaring.

He's been off probation from Clint for quite some time. He even came over to inspect a while back, and told Josh it didn't smell as bad as he thought it would in there (In regards to the chainsmoking since he limits it mostly to the "Youtube Room"). Also, we've got another long dry-spell on our hands. He used all his Satan wishes to get with NAL.

 

[Ponzo]

Wonder how long that beef was rotting away. It is brown, and it is raw. Ground beef should not be that colour. He mashes it in his disgusting filthy hands, and then...... wipes them on his shirt.

Sometimes you can get weirdly colored ground beef, don't ask me why, im not a scientist.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Sometimes you can get weirdly colored ground beef, don't ask me why, im not a scientist.
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Has it got something to do with oxygen?

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Has it got something to do with oxygen?

They pump it full of nitrogen at the store to keep it pink. As long as the meat doesn't smell and you "cook it thoroughly" you should be fine.