Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's a shame he'll never use that sausage grinder on the shelf.
 
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rockcockricky said:
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Slint Clonders is the biggest A-log. The guy spends his entire day seething about cobra. Doesn’t seem to have a job or a family to spend time with, or, his obsession with cobra is so deranged that he neglects his family and responsibilities to obsess over a retard in Wyoming. I’m sure if you cross referenced posting styles of the most active a-logs on Reddit and Slint here it would be very easy to figure out his identity.

Anyways, my professional diagnosis is Cobra Derangement Syndrome with a severe case of Asshole with no life (tonight is no exception) and I’ll be prescribing a mandatory 40 hour minimum work week. See you at the glass sorting facility, Slint!
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
It feels like a Clint imposed probation was lifted, with TheBoy™ using the stove top again, full gas burner too.

Stove top privileges returned for completing his 10 month 'don't burn the trailer down with your cigarettes or pipe tobacco' probation, TWU.

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He's been off probation from Clint for quite some time. He even came over to inspect a while back, and told Josh it didn't smell as bad as he thought it would in there (In regards to the chainsmoking since he limits it mostly to the "Youtube Room"). Also, we've got another long dry-spell on our hands. He used all his Satan wishes to get with NAL.
 
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What a fearsome and mighty warlock to be discovered and documented in the wild, I daresay a perfect example of witchcraft and it's side effects on mortal flesh, for those that dare to roll cursed dice and toy with their mortal souls.

I feel we all peer in awe, at this braggadocious monstrosity, marveling at his seemingly unending imbibing of the most foul concoctions of black magic potions, evil bubbling stews, and foul combinations of otherwise godly and delicious foodstuffs. Let alone his flat out constant and enthusiastic inhalation of obviously poisonous fumes and vapors of various form and variety that would slay the most hearty of us onlookers!

Despite any everyday logic to the contrary, the murky legend of this so called Boglim persists year after year, often you can spot him shouting out his rage and superiority to the entire world whether or not it heeds his mighty call, never fully succumbing to what would kill mere mortal men!

If you take heart in his persistence despite his inevitable doom, or find yourself disgusted with his debauchery... well I suppose that is up to each individual to decide.

I dare say at least for myself... that is what is up, verily! How very fearsome of an evil foe if you dare cross him (curses be upon wretched trolls), yet most perplexing of all (given his permanent level of encrusted filth), the rumors in the taverns and amongst those who lurk sneakily in the darkest corners, and even amongst everyday denizens of reputable establishments, is that this most goth of wizards apparently smells amazing! GADZOOKS!

Truly a marvel, and praise unto intrepid historians who have paved the way before us.
 
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Candover said:
He's been off probation from Clint for quite some time. He even came over to inspect a while back, and told Josh it didn't smell as bad as he thought it would in there (In regards to the chainsmoking since he limits it mostly to the "Youtube Room"). Also, we've got another long dry-spell on our hands. He used all his Satan wishes to get with NAL.
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Did he just ignore the very obvious damage to inside of the trailer? What happens it he starts beating the stove next?
 
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