Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Candover]

(10:53)
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HE'S USING A BLOWTORCH AGAIN

Still not as regarded as using his taser to light cigarettes. Wonder if he still has it or launched it out the window in a fit of rage.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

(10:53)
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HE'S USING A BLOWTORCH AGAIN

this was such a great comedic moment
the way he just pulls it out as if its normal

BREAKING NEWS!!

I hope the boy never changes

 

[Pattern Noticer]

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

Also I found him to be a lot more lucid in the last couple of videos. If he's sober, he still comes across as if he has all his marbles together. It's just the hobo appearance that will throw you off.

It's funny seeing him react to the Terrence Popp video and watch his face as the video is playing, then respond with a mix of Terrence Popp catchphrases and Bill Burr routines.

He might look rough nowadays, but when he's sober, he's still the same mentally as he was a couple of years ago. It's just that he's getting drunk so much more nowadays.

 

[Quack Scientist]

His Medicaid would cover the extractions, but Clint would have to pony up multiple thousands of dollars for dentures. About $7-$9k iirc

As far as I know Medicaid does cover dentures. I've seen people in my community get them covered. That said it was the cheapest most basic set.

You can only get them covered where I'm at every five years. I knew an older lady whose grandchild flushed hers. She had to fundraise to get a new set.

 

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When Josh is dying and lies in the hospital, hooked up to monitors and machines that are keeping his Boglim ravaged body alive, what drink combos are y'all making to show the boy "support?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakebite_(drink)

We'd have to Cobra it up a bit, though.

 

[Smegward]

I doubt he has dental insurance, he probably has Obamacare or something but dental insurance is its own thing, nobody outside of having a good job wants to cover it. I dont think something like Obamacare even covers regular cleanings. Im not sure if SSI or whatever he has covers it through medicaid or something so maybe its that, but I think that's probably going to get cut soon too.

I think its ADD over ODD, the lacks the foresight and general knowledge to stop and go 'shit this is a big deal, turns out you cant just go to the doctor and go 'I know its bad but you can fix it right?' Plus hes been isolated, has poor social skilld, Im sure he has a bit of irl social anxiety, he knowshes gonna get made fun of, hes a target for trolling, hes kinda lazy, ADD does actually make you do stupid shit and act autistic.



I think its the combination that I think hes still smoking pretty regularly as well as drinking and not brushing/flossing that got it that bad. I know it doesnt do much but if he had even just swished with some mouthwash every now and then it would have been better than nothing. I think they even make medicated mouthwash specifically for gingivitis/maybe periodontitis.

quit saying that he has optular defiancy disorder!

 

[Dynamo Dan]

When Josh is dying and lies in the hospital, hooked up to monitors and machines that are keeping his Boglim ravaged body alive, what drink combos are y'all making to show the boy "support?"

Rocket fuel (Mountain Dew and Vodka). Honors the Boglim because it's green and he shits rocket fuel.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

When Josh is dying and lies in the hospital, hooked up to monitors and machines that are keeping his Boglim ravaged body alive, what drink combos are y'all making to show the boy "support?"

I’ll be paying homage to him with a ?Cobras Mist? (Mountain Dew and Light Beer) because that is a like the Coca Cola Classic of drink combinations to me.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

It's funny how redpilled cobes is at this point. There's a lot of truth in his rants and his responcing, but he'll still say baffling things like "try to become a girl's friend first", which is the worst possible advice anyone could give.

 

[RollingRock2]

>Some band member has kidney cancer
>Drink mtn dew in his honour

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

It's funny how redpilled cobes is at this point. There's a lot of truth in his rants and his responcing, but he'll still say baffling things like "try to become a girl's friend first", which is the worst possible advice anyone could give.

His YouTube watching habits seem stuck in the 2010s. I've never listened to Terrence Pop before hearing Cobra eloquently commentary his way through a video, but that guy sounds like a parody of anti-SJW commentary guys from that era. Last-decade "redpill"ism, especially through a slop filter like Terrence Pop, replacing whatever original ideas Cobra could've had is a tragedy of Greek proportions.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I clipped some moments that made me laugh from the 2 hour Terrence Popp stream since I doubt many people could stand it. I noticed Popp called trannies 'troons' so please be respectful when discussing him as he might be a farmer.

Spoiler: Want a cigarette

Spoiler: Actions have consequences

Spoiler: No-No Square

Josh told a funny story about Ami, a single mother he briefly dated, where he expressed mild regret over their breakup because soon after their relationship ended she lost custody of her child and, as he puts it, "I could have had her kid-free and it would have been pussy for daaays," a romantic, a poet, a troubadour as always.

Spoiler: Single moms

 

[Potion_Time]

Is there a way we can start a givesendgo to pay to put the boy on the sphere? If I had to choose a particular clip I would want it to be something like the hairdye video or a wet and juicy. That or one his song covers.

 

[Smegward]

he's like dr breen

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

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Calling it "Pikachu the Pokemon" is like referring to Gatorade by it's flavor instead of it's color.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Cobra is the real life version of an Innsmouth native

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobra is the real life version of an Innsmouth native

Laura was a Deep One hybrid who escaped Innsmouth and moved to Wyoming at some point in the 80's. Why she left her people, we will never know. I guess Clint divorced her because he wasn't big on the whole "sacrifice the BOY to Dagon" thing.

It all makes sense now.

 

[Detective Carey]

They say you can summon his rockstar villian, gothic, badboy wizard spirit if you invoke his name while holding one of his teeth.

Super late but I found this^ right around the time I originally read this post and had to share once I had time to login.

In regards to the whole "drink combo in his honor" once the inevitable rolls around idea?

Perhaps a classy twist. Like Remy Martin XO and the most expensive/rare can of weird Mountain Dew flavor I can find on eBay (apparently Cake Smash?), stirred with only the most bespoke quality beef stick.

 

[BlastMonk]

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Super late but I found this^ right around the time I originally read this post and had to share once I had time to login.

In regards to the whole "drink combo in his honor" once the inevitable rolls around idea?

Perhaps a classy twist. Like Remy Martin XO and the most expensive/rare can of weird Mountain Dew flavor I can find on eBay (apparently Cake Smash?), stirred with only the most bespoke quality beef stick.

That's hilarious, where is that from?
I'm sure they'll be a lot of discussions about drink combos in his honour when the worst happens.