Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Where do you guys realistically see Cobes in a decade's time? Still making videos?
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Dead. Unironically. Normally I'd say "white trash" people like him tend to last much longer than people think, but his decline over the last few years have been a straight shot down. I'd genuinely be surprised if he was anywhere close to as "well off" as he is now in a few years. He can barely compose complete sentences half the time.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Where do you guys realistically see Cobes in a decade's time? Still making videos?
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Married to chantal and living in clocktower mansion kobes bought with the money he made from his super secret toy idea. Shon is their baby now. Peetz rings the bells and lives in the clock tower. Ozzy Osborne is back touring again and praises cobras magic at the beginning and end of every show.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
Reposting the burger taste test video that got Jannie'd by mistake. Cobra is covered in Ranch dressing and is eating his burger like an apple.

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God this is a classic. He's had some real fucking disaster meals before but this shit here is on an entirely new level.

Ever seen videos of like those big ass bullfrogs eating full grown rats or birds or somethings? That's how he's lunging at that fucking burger, like he's trying to maul it down his throat whole.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
God this is a classic. He's had some real fucking disaster meals before but this shit here is on an entirely new level.
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This is one of those times where his complete lack of giving a shit pays off for the viewer in a purely entertaining way. Normal people would say to themselves, "Hey, it looks like I just came out of a porno theater after eating this burger, maybe I shouldn't upload this," but not our Cobra. He looks like he enjoyed himself and it was devoid of Terrence Popp bullshit, so it's genuinely nice to see.
 
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Exciting news everyone! We have been blessed with the Dark Lord's newest album, just in time for Valentines Day St. Patrick's Day. You can find all the songs here https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/album/love-and-vanity (A)
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For the low, low price of $6.66 you too can own this masterpiece.
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Burger Den video with British Commentary


Lenin Lime - KingCobraJFS - The Burger Den Review
 
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Pineapple Fox said:
Exciting news everyone! We have been blessed with the Dark Lord's newest album, just in time for Valentines Day St. Patrick's Day. You can find all the songs here https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/album/love-and-vanity (A)
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Burger Den video with British Commentary
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Fuck Rape is a banger
 
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Love and Vanity archived here for future generation to all enjoy. Love's pain is very moody and gothic, TWU.
Certainly not as good as the Christmas album, but worth a listen. Grab a tape if you're a cool cobra.
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1 Love and Vanity

2 Love and Vanity (Acoustic Cover)

3 Love's Pain

4 Wear is the love at

5 Love Dies

6 Love and War

7 Love and Hate

8 Fuck Rape
 
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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday minus the video response one, I'll post that when I get a chance:
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Start:
Taking a break from recording his album to do a Burger Den food review. Reads out his order. He had Burger Den yesterday and it was so good he decided to do a review for YouTube.
2:43:
Shows off his burger and fries. Yuckbang.
3:49:
Ranch action.
5:15:
#notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
6:10:
Ketchup is optional. Kobes is more of a ranch guy. Makes a big deal out of how messy the burger is.
8:53:
Drinks ranch.
10:09:
Eats burger like an apple. Ranch everywhere.
15:00:
Clean up.
19:00:
Lemon scented moist wipe.
21:00:
Cleaning his goatee.
21:38:
Poot and burp combo. Shout out to Door Dash for delivering.

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Love and vanity is complete. Lists off the tracks.
2:00:
Plays his fuck rape song.
3:54:
Shout out to Deathbed Tapes. Back to listening to his song.
9:15:
Says people were texting him and he’s just ignoring them.

Just finished recording the main track for his last song. Going to give a sneak peek before he layers it. Song is called fuck rape because rape is disgusting and he is not white knighting. Plays the song. He’s pleased with how metal this song is.

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Talking about recording the last song for his album.
0:55:
Doesn’t need to use his magic to find an of age girlfriend. He uses his magic for good and will be paid back with good karma and will find an of age girlfriend. He’s uploading a burger review.
3:55:
Talking about eating a burger like an apple. Talking about recording his last song.
5:00:
Talking about Wyoming legalising weed and his weed combination.
6:20:
Recording off stream because the volume doesn’t come out right when he records on stream.
7:29:
Guitar shredding.

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Someone sent money to his PayPal. Instant transfer. Going to work on his last song for his album. Going to have a shandy first thing this morning so that he doesn’t get a hangover.
2:48:
Sam Adams cherry beer mixed with cherry vanilla coke drink combination. Talking about turning 30 next Friday.
4:08:
Every time he has gone to the doctor they have told him he’s in relatively good health. Sometimes has high blood pressure. His family has a history of high blood pressure.
8:00:
Can’t let the trolls get to you. Bought a power ball ticket yesterday. Talking about his drink. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement.
10:46:
Once he’s finished his last song today he will send the tracks off to Deathbed Tapes to make the album. Shout out to Deathbed Tapes. Kobes says some big time celebrities follow him but he doesn’t really consider himself a celebrity. Says that he is pretty famous though and gets recognised by people all the time.
13:38:
Doesn’t stink because of Bond Tactical Soap. KingSoapraJFS!
14:35:
Waiting patiently for his of age goth girlfriend.
15:11:
Someone comments that he got a care package today so he said he will see if he can get a ride to the post office to collect it. Complains about getting a copyright strike on his last unboxing video. Back to talking about his drink. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement.
20:50:
Shills merch. Can’t wait to get his anti-rape shirt. Talks about how you need to wait patiently to get of age pussy. Turns into a rant about feminism and the middle east. I think his point is basically western women shouldn’t be complaining because women in the middle east don’t have as many rights.
30:00:
Manspreading. Does a weird slurp thing with his drink in his mouth.
31:36:
Silly trolls Shon is a puppet and can’t move on his own.
32:39:
Women are just as shallow as men but that doesn’t fit the narrative.
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In Western society men are more oppressed than women. In Middle Eastern society women are more oppressed than men. Man won’t fight for women’s rights if they are just going to be called a simp or white knight. Gender relations narrative is because (((they))) want to keep people distracted with petty things.
38:45:
Satanism.
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Homedad Clint said he would help Kobes get set up to grow his own pot once weed is legalised in Wyoming. If he won the lottery he would bribe the Governor to make legalise weed but doesn’t have to now because more people support legalising weed.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Love and Vanity archived here for future generation to all enjoy. Love's pain is very moody and gothic, TWU.
Certainly not as good as the Christmas album, but worth a listen. Grab a tape if you're a cool cobra.
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Just getting into King Josh, here. Maybe I shouldn't have skipped to the music. Because now I feel kinda bad.
 
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Bad Gateway said:
Just getting into King Josh, here. Maybe I shouldn't have skipped to the music. Because now I feel kinda bad.
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Definitely check out the hair dye video, one of my all time favorites and a true cobra classic

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Love and Vanity archived here for future generation to all enjoy. Love's pain is very moody and gothic, TWU.
Certainly not as good as the Christmas album, but worth a listen. Grab a tape if you're a cool cobra.
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Thank you BCS, ur a tru king. I am praying he does an entire album of freestyles nextt
 
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