The nicest thing I can write about the dark-skinned Hylian ancestors is, from what I've seen, they merely have dark skin, but everything else about them, like facial structure and I assume voices, are white. Dark skin is the most surface-level trait of niggers, literally, but that alone doesn't actually mean anything. However, this is coping, and I don't actually care.
I wasn't going to pay for this game anyway, due to a special arrangement I've that lets me play the games without owning a Nintendo Switch, but I'm not even excited for this game anymore. I've been more strongly anticipating Pikmin 4 anyway.
Also, I genuinely liked Skyward Sword. The tutorials sucked, but it had nice dungeons, fun items, and excellent combat.
Story doesn't really matter in these games, but it still can't be fucking ridiculous like this.
While I'm posting, I still find it to be amusing that Metroid got a better game in Metroid Dread than The Legend of Zelda did this time around. Part of that's surely because Nintendo didn't make it, but instead let a studio that likes Metroid games have the honour.