Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

If I was his nieces parent and I was told the creep uncle wanted to bring my underage daughter into a discord server I would consider blood ties no longer tenable as a barrier to violence.

 

[Trombonista]

James Jones needs to mind his business. Kiwi Farm content doesn't grow on trees, James.

 

[Bone Santa]

Drexel is dumber than I thought if he thinks anything about him can be monetized or is worth anything. A 1600s slave ship couldn't sell that retard.

I love a good Nool zinger, this one made me lol irl

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What do these things do for sexual pleasure? Do they fuck each other or do they have weird fetishists come over or do they just jerk off to child porn together?

 

[PlasticOwls]

Other shit I did was setting up a total lolcow death boxingmatch in minecraft between larson and cyraxx

I want this on a coffee mug

 

[melty]

 

[Treasure Champs]

Blame the IDF for not showering a rave of dumb kids with bullets while yelling the Jewish equivalent of Allahuakbar, "cha-ching" or whatever it is.

 

[Trombonista]

I usually watch Anna on my mobile, but for some reason I decided to watch it on the TV. Never again.

 

[Trombonista]

Her fucked up face is proof that the Jews do not run the world. If they did, they wouldn’t let one of their yentas do that to themselves.

 

[Haloperidol]

this thread is legit probably the coziest thread on kiwifarms
no drama
no hate
just brazilians getting their heads blown off
bliss

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Boomers and Gen X
>Knowing that genitals exists is the fastest way to hell. Don't even look at the opposite sex. Eye contact will get you pregnant and your dick will fall off.
Millennials
>It's perfectly fine if 6 year olds know what BDSM is. Rebel against your stick in the mud parents and join a polycule. The economy is going to shit so who cares if you get an STD. Hedonism isn't a vice, it's a way of life!
Gen Z
>has Gen X parents
>live in a Millennial-influenced culture
>raised by the Internet
>exposed to gore shock sites and porn when they were in elementary/middle school
>tend to be pornsick but also virgins
>a chunk of them call themselves quirky, made up sexualities because most of the interactions they have with other people are through a screen
'Tis a mystery why Gen Z is so weird about sex.

 

[Trombonista]

Dammit, Sammie and Kim. You’re suppose to stream your arrests on FB live or at least wait until COPS is filming locally. Useless, all of you.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

This may be late but I think it really encapsulates what we are doing here.

Libs of TikTok Derangement Syndrome and the accompanying cry that "She's inciting violence!" reveals that, deep down, in their hearts, all trannies think that they themselves are so degenerate and disgusting that if normal people knew what they are really like and actually want, those normal people would want to murder them.

I have always found this very telling.

 

[Trombonista]

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS THE WEIRDER IT FEELS TO ME

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The kissless virgins of 2023 are different than the kissless virgins of 1983. In 1983, if girls were never going to touch you, you fantasized about cheesecake bikini-armored big-haired babe letting you touch her perfectly hemispherical tits after you fireballed her orcish tormenters.

In 2023, you fantasize that if you simp hard enough in all the ways feminists tell you to, like pretend you think ugly chicks and troons are hot, maybe a real girl will notice how totally woke and feminist you are and let you touch her tits. And if that doesn't work, you fantasize that hormones and cutting off your dick will transform you into a cute uwu anime girl.

Shit got weird, man.

 

[Trombonista]

I know we usually only murder people here, but sometimes I wish we could branch out into kidnapping, for Aidean’s sake.

 

[Trombonista]

The man and woman hate threads feel like too isolating of threads and give me too much negativity. An entire group of people written off kinda sucks, makes you think more dark. I make sure to go outside whenever I can even if I don't have a reason to to remind myself humans are weird and diverse and ultimately want to get along in a society without too much conflict. Most moids and femoids are one and the same deep down, there's no reason to think a whole bunch of people are shit. Besides, I love being surrounded by you male and female tards, not everyone is a winner but a lot of you are fun shitposters or insightful. Sorry for being homo.

 

[Trombonista]

Oh gawd you can’t even make fun of fats without some terminally online loser getting butthurt about gaza

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Under a microscope you can see that unvaxxed sperm cells are lifting iron molecules with their tails and getting jacked as fuck. The vaxxed sperm can be seen synthesizing soy proteins and buttfucking each other.

Why doesn't Hamas attack Hollywood?

I would 10/10 watch a video of all these people being beaten to death with farm implements just to MAKE IT STOP.

I thought "black girl magic" was just shoplifting

 

[Trombonista]

Facebook was the best and worst thing that ever happened to the white trash class