Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

Like goldfish, Niggers can't thing of anything 15 seconds in the future. That's why when a cop yells at them "don't run or I'll shoot" they run because that Nigger about to be shot is a stranger in an alternate dimension that will begin 15 seconds from now.

 

[Trombonista]

My favorite part of all of her relationships is how floridly she declares her love for someone she actually barely knows. “Dearest Generic Fat White Trash Dude #111, I have never loved anyone the way I love you. I would sell my daughter into sex slavery just to eat a hot dog in your 2007 Ford Focus. You’ve taught me how to live, laugh, AND love. I want to smear your semen on my cheek bones like it’s Colour Pop Flexitarian highlighter. I’m so obsessed.”

 

[Trombonista]

mate you could at least kill yourself without bumming everyone else out with your gay ass opinions

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Every democrat woman I assume is just a troon now. It makes life easier.

 

[Meat Target]

40 acres and a whore, if you will, in recompense for his traumas.

The fire ants in my garden and my yard have gotten on my last nerve, and no amount of their venom nor stingers will save them from the shitstorm headed their way. IDGAF how many bottles of rubbing alcohol or hours standing by with the hose it takes, chased with huge pots of boiling water, those cunts are going to taste their own medicine until total ant death is achieved. All of this could have been avoided had they simply not initiated and continued their aggressions rather than simply live alongside us.

 

[Trombonista]

Just a friendly reminder, quibbling over what should or shouldn’t be the youngest you can look at naked is sus as fuck. Don’t be a @Norbert the Tiger

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I have been blasting ass all night. Just the most wickedest of farts. Real cheek-flappers.

All this wind has chapped my butthole.

"75 year old man with terminal cancer tricks FBI into saving his family millions in medical bills by using free build-a-meme website."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I look forward to some pissed off:

• Asian person demanding to be called gook/gookself, chink/chinkself, or jap/japself
• black person demanding to be called nig/nigself
• Latino demanding to be called spic/spicself
• Irish demanding to be called pikey/pikeyself

 

[Trombonista]

Oh my god, are you going on about this again? Null has already asked you to kill yourself over this, what more do you want?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Also make sure to bring valuable things like drugs and Nintendo DS games for barter. Canadian money just gets you mocked. But if you must you could probably just convert all your money to quarters and slip a few into your regular American cash because Canadian quarters slip into my change all the time

 

[Trombonista]

There is NOTHING more Jersey than basing your entire presidential campaign around "I don't even want to be president but FUCK THAT GUY"

 

[Trombonista]

I love this shitty fucking site

 

[Trombonista]

Why would I want to sit there and watch someone be normal?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"ayo it was my childhood dream to be a twitch streamer and call myself a child predator i cant believe they banned me"

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Clearly he never learned to drink with the grain of the liquor. He drank against the grain and he lost

 

[Trombonista]

Thanks Sanic for man-made horrors beyond our comprehension.

 

[Trombonista]

Social media may have the attention span of a fruit fly, but Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[Trombonista]

Only faggots take the black pill.

Everyone in BP that shouldn't be pregnant is right now

 

[Trombonista]

I've concluded even weed smokers don't know much about weed.

 

[Trombonista]

Call me an old-fashioned faggot. But Catholic Masses should be in Latin. Judges should still wear wigs. The Senate should not be infested by faggots who dress like NEETs in a goddamn basement. Have some fucking dignity you goddamn clowns.