Line Of The Day

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

When you have ADHD, one tactic for getting things done is to take breaks. Like, willingly make yourself take a break.

And on those breaks, I read the farms.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine waking up early because the damn birds shat so heavily that they set off your car alarm, so you put on some pants, go outside, and find some grown-ass dude is licking it clean.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

"Why you in a nursing home, you should be in a casket."

Kill Scalfanis. Behead Scalfanis. Roundhouse kick a Scalfani into the concrete. Slam dunk a Scalfani nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Scalfanis. Defecate in a Scalfani's estrogen. Launch Scalfanis into the sun. Stir fry Scalfanis in a pan. Toss Scalfanis into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Scalfani's gas tank. Judo throw Scalfanis into a wood chipper. Twist Scalfanis' heads off. Report Scalfanis to the IRS. Karate chop Scalfanis in half. Curb stomp Scalfanis. Make them bite the curb first. Trap Scalfanis in bogs. Crush Scalfanis in the trash compactor. Liquefy Scalfanis in a vat of acid. Eat Scalfanis for the healthy lard dose. Dissect Scalfanis. Exterminate Scalfanis in the gas chamber. Stomp Scalfani skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Scalfanis in the oven. Lobotomize Scalfanis. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile Scalfanis. Grind Scalfani nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Scalfanis in fried soy milk. Vaporize Scalfanis with a ray gun. Kick old Scalfanis down the stairs. Feed Scalfanis to the North Sea. Slice Scalfanis with a dull bread knife. Feed Scalfanis nothing but salmonella until they finally die. Jihad on Scalfanis! Death to Scalfanis!

 

[Trombonista]

Junkie’s supply runs out, tolerance wanes, junkie finally gets their hands on drugs again and shoots up as much as they had been, junkie ODs — it’s a story as old as heroin and I can’t imagine it’s much different with other opioids.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

She's got more chiccharones than a Mexican meat market!

 

[Trombonista]

Why the actual hell is there a mom and me cleavage post

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'll quit body shaming when they quit having shameful bodies.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get.

Who wants to meet up at the memorial service?

I love how we are using actual animals as units of measurements for her limbs.

I'll dress as an Oxy 40 or Perc 30 to distract them all. Then you guys can inspect the body.

She will rise from the dead on the 3rd day month to save us from our opioid addictions.

You are now “far-right” for criticizing people who dress up and pretend to be women for their own sexual pleasure.

I sense another pink triangle coming soon…

 

[Trombonista]

Generally speaking, having sex with your kids is frowned upon by most of society.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

If this site has taught me anything, it's that you should always beware troons named "Chris."

I swear I'm not trying to a-log a dog but I've had shih tzus and holy hell they are fuckin dumb lazy animals.

Hopefully her urn can still fit in that neck brace.

No casket tipping?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Brazilian Jiujitsu is a manlet myth. Like the Holocaust for manlets.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Imagine simping for a guy who puts Hollandaise on his pizza.

 

[Trombonista]

I sure as hell didn't leave /v/ behind a long time ago just to engage with /v/ all over again.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lol, not only are you getting no tip, you're getting a shit review as well faggot. AHAHAAHAAHAHHAA

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

As my grandfather always said: "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole." (RIP, Pappy)

Good lord. Bitch has more rolls than a French bakery.

We got too comfortable kiwibros. Now God is punishing us for our arrogance. I’m already going through withdrawals, and I might actually be forced to converse with other people in order to cope. Lord have mercy.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

This is the Kiwifarms, any shade darker than the glare of the sun is assumed to be a nigger.

You're gonna get a second pink triangle at this rate.

This is my Schizo Theory,
There are many like it but this one is mine!

If you want to judge 51% of the entire species by the lowest denominators who have daddy issues so bad they want to make Sam Hyde their surrogate father, you will fuck up your whole life.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Its not our place to judge him. This was his decision, as a man.

Just kidding. Hope he gets the shower room special.

Don't beat him up too hard Sam. Sweet mercy, he might end up with some borderline e-thot like Anisa.

THAT CABINET HAD A FUCKING FAMILY, SAM.

I have a genetic predisposition to squaws. I can't help it.

 

[Trombonista]

Hi, im a black bear and this is eating the face off a junkie I found unconscious behind this log

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I'm planning to have my corpse mailed to someone I don't like.

I got a butthole on my gunt but don't call me a buttgunt.

Build that backbone Simmons, let it swell within you!!

Who could have possibly seen chopping off a baby dick and replacing it with a section of shit tube as a bad idea? I'm shocked, shocked I say!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why do people hate Massachusetts the most again

Cuz ur state sucks lmao

But Vermont sucks more

Tbh I bet it does