Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

His history of violent behavior goes further back. In his 2010 reflection he talks about being "sometimes" violent when he still lived at home with his parent(s). His time with Suzanne is marked with more incidents of him throwing rage fits/violence. As you said, he'll paint himself in the best possible light so his "sometimes" violent is a sanitized version of his behavior when he lived with his parent(s). I'd say it was his violent behavior that led his parents to cut him off and leave him out in the street.

Especially when they found out he wanted to hurt his then 9yr old niece. I think they might have drove his parents to decide that they'll only intervene if hes gonna die without help (ie help him get back to spokane).
 
At the very beginning of the video, he mentions that he broke 'her rule' by being violent. Most couples don't have a 'rule' to not be violent towards one or another as it is an unspoken agreement that you shouldn't be violent to each other. The fact that there was a rule implies there were prior incidents of violence.

This. SO much this.

And that's always the area that I personally would have wanted to know the background behind, especially because when we saw those older videos, the ones I'd never seen before that were posted a few months back, their interactions seem to be very jovial and light-hearted, and they really seemed to share the same sense of humor.

Of course every couple has their ups and downs, but I wonder what provoked the incidents of violence that made Suzanne stipulate such a rule.

Were they women-related? Had the creeping tendrils of this terrible idea about romanticizing young women started to wend their way into Lucas's brain, even before the glass throwing incident at the bar?

We don't really know too much, I don't think, about Lucas's capacity for violence related to other subjects.

He certainly doesn't like to be disagreed with, and if subjects are brought up which he can't counter, it seems his immediate strategy is either to claim it was all a joke, or loudly protest that the world needs to overlook his transgressions and forgive them, ubiquitously immortalized in the bellows of "MOVE ON!!!" which you were yourself privy to, innit?

As regards his claims that the glass-throwing could be laid at the feet of some alleged over-caffeinization, I had always read his version of events as blaming the SUGAR in the pop, not the caffeine... which is even stupider, if you think about it, suggesting that 400+ pound Lucas is akin to some mischievous kid with a propeller-beanie, high on pixie stix and terrorizing his sister with his slingshot.

Most emphatically no. And no to the caffeine-blame as well, obviously.

When thinking about why Suzanne gave Lucas the door, I usually transition to immediately pondering why his family made him persona non grata.

I think there are events in Lucas's past that are so horrible that they completely drowned out a mother's love and a father's sense of Duty, leading to the estrangement that is the current state of affairs. For some reason, other than this salacious wondering, I've imagined these to be sexual, perhaps even incestuous in nature? Didn't we get some information suggesting that Lucas was suddenly forbidden from babysitting his nieces? Or am I imagining things, and filling in the gaps?

Of course Lucas is always an everyday annoyance; there's just something about the way he expresses himself and the way he moves that combines extreme obnoxiousness with an arrogance of implied superiority, and it seems that most people are so struck by the contrast between this supercilious attitude and the reality of his nutter vagrancy that they're almost knocked off of their feet by an immediate desire to get away from him, or to point and laugh at the sheer concentrated insanity required to make a crazy bum act as if he's God's Gift.

Lucas is so consistently, relentlessly obnoxious, so thoroughly, violently aggravating, that any feelings of empathy or sympathy are immediately trampled by a wave of innate, almost primal revulsion.

Luckily, he's hilarious to us.

But I imagine his family has seen some shit. I've often wondered, if one of his brothers were to come spill the deets on the farms, what stories he could tell...
 
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His history of violent behavior goes further back. In his 2010 reflection he talks about being "sometimes" violent when he still lived at home with his parent(s). His time with Suzanne is marked with more incidents of him throwing rage fits/violence. As you said, he'll paint himself in the best possible light so his "sometimes" violent is a sanitized version of his behavior when he lived with his parent(s). I'd say it was his violent behavior that led his parents to cut him off and leave him out in the street.

I must have missed that. You know where that is? I'd like to read it.
 
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So much hilarity here, just a few favorites

1: Lucas hunting LOL, this should be part of the game being made, Lucas hunting ala the old Oregon Trail hunting mode. Except he literally can never hit anything and ends up eating roadkill and calling it a successful hunt.

2: Lucas serving as the CEO of a company 😂😂

3: The fact that spellcheck is suggesting Werner is a typo for Weiner (which isn’t even a word my spellcheck recognizes, so Lucas must type weiner a lot)
The CEO of a company one I found especially ironic considering he always talks about how CEOs are lazy, horrible people. I mean, he does fit the bill in that case, but still. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️
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Also wtf why is his mask so wet in this picture?! 🤢🤮
 
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The CEO of a company one I found especially ironic considering he always talks about how CEOs are lazy, horrible people. I mean, he does fit the bill in that case, but still. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

Also wtf why is his mask so wet in this picture?! 🤢🤮
He's made it obvious his spewing about greedmongers, capitalists, guys with cars. etc is his own jealousy/greed.
Looks like his nose is dripping soaking the mask.
 
The CEO of a company one I found especially ironic considering he always talks about how CEOs are lazy, horrible people. I mean, he does fit the bill in that case, but still. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

Also wtf why is his mask so wet in this picture?! 🤢🤮
That’s probably why he chose CEO. In his mind he can be a lazy horrible person too. Considering CEOs have no responsibilities, high pay and total power he is perfect for it. 🙄

Also, I’m starting to think the brown discoloration on his mask is that he constantly drinks so much soda his exhalation is brown.
 
That’s probably why he chose CEO. In his mind he can be a lazy horrible person too. Considering CEOs have no responsibilities, high pay and total power he is perfect for it. 🙄

Also, I’m starting to think the brown discoloration on his mask is that he constantly drinks so much soda his exhalation is brown.
That his malformed idea of what a CEO is. He thinks all they do is sit in an office and collect a huge paycheck.
 
That his malformed idea of what a CEO is. He thinks all they do is sit in an office and collect a huge paycheck.
They also bear responsibility for things, good or bad, well, not always, but a lot of time. And if Luke has shown one thing over the years is he only accepts responsibility for things that go well, otherwise it’s the cockblocking flatbill graybeards fault!!!
 
They also bear responsibility for things, good or bad, well, not always, but a lot of time. And if Luke has shown one thing over the years is he only accepts responsibility for things that go well, otherwise it’s the cockblocking flatbill graybeards fault!!!
CEO's most often have to answer to the company's board of directors. CEOs can find themselves in the hot seat with the board.
 
That his malformed idea of what a CEO is. He thinks all they do is sit in an office and collect a huge paycheck.
Yeah his whole spiel about “every employee under a CEO works harder than the CEO” is infuriating. Yes some people are underpaid and some CEOs are overpaid and/or corrupt, but no, in general the janitor does not work as hard (let alone harder) than the CEO. Lucas doesn’t understand that the fact that most jobs are important does not mean they are all equally important, equally difficult, or deserve equal pay. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️
 
Another video with his usual spewing about hoing during covid and social distancing. He's already pissed at Biden "where's the vaccine".
His mask damp from nose to chin.

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He acts like he wants widespread vaccine distribution out of his caring for humanity but we all know in reality he simply wants to have all his potential zoomer r̶a̶p̶e̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ baes back on campus in person and without masks so Wern 2.0 can j̶i̶z̶z̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ spit his mad game at them.

ETA: Also another video where he is on about being ‘owed’ 1k a month for the whole 12 months he has ‘gone through this’. Sorry, but, gone through what exactly? 12 months ago you were

1: homeless

2: jobless

3: trying to find underage women to rape

and now, after 12 months of Covid you are

1: homeless

2: jobless

3: trying to find underage women to rape

Tell us again how Covid has deeply affected you to the extent you ‘deserve’ $12,000? Go ahead, we’re waiting.
 
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