Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Maxxicus Callahan said:
She’d care about my dick. No she wouldn’t lol. Even Lucas knows sex would be nothing without his ability to use a fist in more ways than one *ahem* DV charge
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And his delusional ego that he is a great lover who'll make a Gen Z bae "scream his name in ecstasy". The only woman he's had sex with was old enough to be his mother and I hardly think 400+ pound Lucas had her "screamed his name in ecstasy".
 
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mothman96 said:
And his delusional ego that he is a great lover who'll make a Gen Z bae "scream his name in ecstasy". The only woman he's had sex with was old enough to be his mother and I hardly think 400+ pound Lucas had her "screamed his name in ecstasy".
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She might be screaming, but it wouldn't be in anything close to ecstasy.
 
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Who introduced Lucas to Lil Peep? I'd like to thank them for "She'd care about my dick and my health."

It's not surprising that sad emo rap would resonate with Lucas, or that he'd gravitate towards the dead white one. I recall when Lil Peep died, the kiddies were arguing about "fake depression" and authenticity. Being hella sad, or the desire to be seen as hella sad, is a prequisite for enjoying Lil Peep. Being as that Lucas is an adolescent in spirit (in a rapidly decaying 40+ body), and both sad and thirsty, Lil Peep is perfect for him.

I hope he gets a face tat.
 
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He has no self awareness of unflattering angles, them moobs are getting milky. Also laying around with hope and wishing for underdeveloped adults hahahahah, that’s Lucas’s life summed up in a sentence practically. Dream the impossible dream boy you’ll find that harem of teenage girls waiting for you outside the homeless shelter someday.
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
He has no self awareness of unflattering angles, them moobs are getting milky. Also laying around with hope and wishing for underdeveloped adults hahahahah, that’s Lucas’s life summed up in a sentence practically. Dream the impossible dream boy you’ll find that harem of teenage girls waiting for you outside the homeless shelter someday.
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But don't you know, Lucas already had his picture taken and is waiting for his ID to arrive in the mail. Once he has his ID in hand he'll be heading to the bars to look for his girl. So keep an eye out Gen Z baes at Bistango, the dashing,debonair Lucas Werner will be walking in and sweep you off your feet.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Who introduced Lucas to Lil Peep? I'd like to thank them for "She'd care about my dick and my health."
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His new Lil Peep and Ghostmane obsession is one of the most shameless forms of trying to live vicariously that I've seen in a while. Their lyrics really make him feel like he's an edgy young street nigga who's depressed from a fast life of drugs, fame and noncommittal women. First it started as just another example of him being that "hello fellow kids" meme and you could tell he never even listened to them, he was just throwing them out as zoomer bait. He said, "Lil Peep says nigga every two seconds" trying to defend his own obsession with saying it, I don't think he's ever said nigga in a song one single time. Now you can tell he's trying to incorporate their lyrics into his retarded word salad rap/poem Instagram bullshit.

I bet he picked up on them when he was on Tinder. I've seen a ton of zoomers on there with Peep songs as their "anthem", and their bios always say shit like "Come listen to Lil Peep with me?" Or "Doesn't listen to Peep 🚩🚩🚩" Now imagine Lucas seeing that multiple times on there. He could see it twice ever and come to the conclusion that all fecund baes are bleeding hearts who can be won over with some sad boy lyrics.
 
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It’s been two months since he first announced he needed an ID. How fucking long does it take to get mailed a voucher?

Maxxicus Callahan said:
I think Lucas is trying to say he is the captain
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All he is doing is drawing attention to how badly he fucked up. He had it good and got it taken away because it wasn’t enough. He will never learn.
 
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Poop Chute said:
It’s been two months since he first announced he needed an ID. How fucking long does it take to get mailed a voucher?
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To be fair, Lucas operates on the level of a toddler, and it would take a toddler a very long time to obtain an ID.

Maxxicus Callahan said:
I think Lucas is trying to say he is the captain now.

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I’ll never not be amused by how Lucas the “comedian” fundamentally doesn’t understand how memes work.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
I think Lucas is trying to say he is the captain now.

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Note what he says there -"she fucked me whenever I wanted".

Thanks to @klickitat we have the audio from the OutcastOwls 1st interview with the Freak. Starting at 40:00 Skeletor asks about Suzanne and Lucas says she was a very beautiful woman etc. At about 41:00 Skeletor asks Lucas "How often you guys fuck in a week". Lucas says "once or twice". Lucas then says "We only fucked when she wanted to".

It was her call when to have sex, not the Freaks. I'd say it was more likely once or twice a month. Maybe not even twice.


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We have seen pictures of Suzanne.

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Back in the thread is a screenshot of a note Suzanne left for Lucas telling him to clean the microwave. I'm sure there was a lot of that going on, Suzanne always getting after the Freak to clean up.
 
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mothman96 said:
Note what he says there -"she fucked me whenever I wanted".

Thanks to @klickitat we have the audio from the OutcastOwls 1st interview with the Freak. Starting at 40:00 Skeletor asks about Suzanne and Lucas says she was a very beautiful woman etc. At about 41:00 Skeletor asks Lucas "How often you guys fuck in a week". Lucas says "once or twice". Lucas then says "We only fucked when she wanted to".

It was her call when to have sex, not the Freaks. I'd say it was more likely once or twice a month.

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I guess you do simp to these hoes, huh big boy?
 
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