Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[A whole lotta nope]

Having doordash deliver a 2 liter bottle of Coke and nothing else is absolutely exceptional. Lucas is a good example of poor people making poor decisions.

Seriously. I have a friend who does doordash as a side hustle and it's funny the stories he has. Someone ordered 1 chocolate donut. Like, really? Some people (Lucas) have no idea how to handle their money. No wonder he needs a frikin' payee.

Lucas being given $10 and blowing it all on crappy energy drinks sounds like something a kid would do. It reminds me of the time my brother and I found $5 in my dad's chair and we spent it all on candy. We grew out of that mentality by high school though. Lucas is in his 40's and still hasn't figured out basic finances.

Not at Mallon Place because it is not a secured facility and residents are able to freely come and go and whatever a resident does on the outside, they are not able to control. (just so long as they are back by 11pm)

I wonder if Mallon Place doesn't take severe cases, like old people with memory problems who shouldn't be allowed to wander alone.

 

[IceQueen]

He has had people DoorDash him the exact same meal from the same place like four or five times in the last week. I don't see how that's something that could even be desirable, he's such an obese pud. He really is going to end up homeless again just so he can spend his few government dollars on crappy resturant meals. That's a double edged sword because on the one hand his content might be better than it has been lately, but he'll be back to losing his phone and going quiet for weeks like he's been known to do.

100%. I hate to say it because he didn't/doesn't deserve it in the slightest, but I miss when he had an apartment. That was the peak of his content. He was still very unhinged, but so much more consistent with content.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Could she get any kind of court order making him stay there?

I don't know much about this.

The payee can and must alert the court/Adult Protective Services to have a guardian assigned if that seemed needed, but as always, we are a long way from that. I work with patients who have severe neurological impairment and make awful decisions. Most have payees. Few have guardians. It’s just a way bigger burden of proof of impairment. People have a right to be homeless diabetic stumps. Now that Lucas’s foot is better, it would be very very hard to force him into a secured nursing home. He isn’t in imminent danger.

 

[mothman96]

100%. I hate to say it because he didn't/doesn't deserve it in the slightest, but I miss when he had an apartment. That was the peak of his content. He was still very unhinged, but so much more consistent with content.

That because he was un-medicated. If he leaves Mallon he'll eventually go off his meds and be back to his street screaming self.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

Lucas on energy drinks...now we're cooking with gas!

 

[Bassomatic]

Mallon is a shady ass place. My hope is Lucas goes off to the wild calls his payee, says I'm homeless give me that clinkerniggers cash. Mallon denies the move, starts renting place a new. So they steal his check and Wern who's on a no rent list banned from shelters is now with only 70 bucks a month.

The content would be gold until he feels need for steady meals enough to fake suicide again and gets to the rubber hotel.

From what we've seen of Mallon I really would not rule this out hell they might weekend at Bernie's a few dead retards to cash their checks like that one female serial killer did with her ex husbands.

I don't do energy drinks, im a black coffee kinda guy/fish blender. But for amusement I looked up those venoms, 57grams of carbs per can. A coca cola is less by around 15 grams. Aside we know he's trying to counter act his meds gonna really help lose his feet faster if he's carbo loading as he's already got Beetus. If he pounds four of those he legit might die. Like I mean until we see another post from him I won't rule out he's in ER or mourge.

I posted before how with strict budgeting it's possible to eat better but he gets 10 dollars BRAGS he doesn't spend more for less. As if he's a wizard or this is a trick. Because he has no idea value of money or work to him he thinks normal people order a single soda via door dash. So his idea getting his own is like some savings trick.

To me the crazy shit he says is always amusing but little things like the life hack waste all my money on dollar store sugar water being presented as "mature adult" ideas is just some of my favorite Wern content because it shows how devoid of reality or life he is. When you see him act like a weirdo in the autistic owls videos it's because he just has no clue what planet he's on let alone how the world works so explains his social problems nigga is in outer space. It's like an alien trying to be human.

 

[Tiger Dink]

I'm still new to the wernhole so forgive me if this is easily found somewhere, but do we know what med/s he's on or is it still just a "handful of pills"?

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I'm still new to the wernhole so forgive me if this is easily found somewhere, but do we know what med/s he's on or is it still just a "handful of pills"?

He always minimizes but I believe abilify and
depakote (was lithium). Sorry.

 

[Tiger Dink]

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He always minimizes but I believe abilify and

depakote (was lithium). Sorry.

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[VoidFace]

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Looks like a repeat of a game he’s made like four times at this point, but what I find interesting is the fact he’s graduated to using canvas (or rather canvas board) instead of paper.

 

[TurdFondler]

Looks like a repeat of a game he’s made like four times at this point, but what I find interesting is the fact he’s graduated to using canvas (or rather canvas board) instead of paper.

Mallon's craft room had canvas board is all this tells me.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Okay, maybe it's the fact that it's on a canvas, but I seriously feel you could hang this in a modern art gallery next to a Cy Twombly or a Basquiat and nobody would know.

Regarding the energy drinks, this orgy of caffeine is obviously Lucas trying to counteract the sedative effects of his daily medication. There's literally no reason for one person who doesn't exercise or work to buy 10 giant energy drinks all at once. Particularly because we know that when Lucas buys a ton of food or drink, he doesn't parcel it out over the course of weeks, he consumes them more or less all right away. His heart is going to pop like a zit.

Despite his recent puking, if you can even drink two of those in one sitting, he's made of sterner stuff than me. I can't even handle one of those giant energy drinks without feeling jittery and sick.

 

[IceQueen]

That because he was un-medicated. If he leaves Mallon he'll eventually go off his meds and be back to his street screaming self.

The content being funnier was because he was unmedicated, but the consistency was because of the apartment. Him being on the streets produced some great content, but he also disappeared for weeks or months at a time because he’s an idiot with no street smarts. When he had the apartment, the content was good AND frequent.

 

[VoidFace]

Okay, maybe it's the fact that it's on a canvas, but I seriously feel you could hang this in a modern art gallery next to a Cy Twombly or a Basquiat and nobody would know.

Oh god, please let him read this and begin a pompous, pretentious modern artist Wern saga.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

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His artistry never gotten pass preschool has he? Along with his preference for girls err I mean women

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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That looks like outsider art

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I find the ongoing Lucas love quest a bit bizarre, because the reality is at this point his ability to attract women is totally irrelevant since they couldn't be his girlfriend in any conventional sense. Maybe it's insulting to quantify women's roles in relationships like this, but what exactly would he get out of having a "girlfriend"?

- It seems like the assumption tends to be that he's after sex, except even if he could before there's no chance in hell Lucas could sexually operate anymore, and I even question how much sex drive he could have. Between his extremely poor health, inability to comfortably connect with other people, and the fact he's on antipsychotics which almost always severely affect sex drive, I doubt he could or even would want to attempt to screw. He might give it a shot one time purely because that's what cool guys are supposed to do with women, fail and embarrass himself, and that would be it.

- I know sometimes it's nice to just have someone to take on a date if you have extra money lying around, but he doesn't have any money and he doesn't actually enjoy going anywhere.

- He has no place of residence so it's not like he wants to move her in and be in a weird sexless roomate-esque relationship akin to someone like DSP where she's mainly there for company and status.

So what would "dating" even look like for Lucas? Does he want her to just exist in his general vicinity and nod when he refers to her as his girlfriend? I realize he'd end up trying to get a girl who's young enough to be his daughter to pay for everything and house him and whatnot because he's pathetic, but that's not specific to women, he does that to everyone.

I guess my point is that originally Lucas' obsession with barely legal women was probably due to being a sexless creep, but I think we've long since reached a stage of inceldom where to him they've become nothing but walking representations of him not getting his way, which is probably even more worrying. Hopefully he loses those legs quick.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Wern makes the best content when he has his own fartbox. He can say whatever with nobody over his shoulder and provides constant content. I dont think he will ever have his own place again. If he does he will lose it like usual in a few months time and start the cycle over. Maybe the nicer weather will convince him to be homeless again, the lack of funds for food really seem to grind at him.

 

[Da Dude123]

Poor Lucas did not get doordashed last night. This is what they serve him. He "almost never needs seconds", he says. Yeah...Cough (bullshit) cough.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Regarding the energy drinks, this orgy of caffeine is obviously Lucas trying to counteract the sedative effects of his daily medication. There's literally no reason for one person who doesn't exercise or work to buy 10 giant energy drinks all at once.

Disagree.
He's been on medication for awhile now, and is probably past the sloth phase.

He's probably adjusted, and his moods are as stable as Lucas can get.

The caffeine isn't to counter "sedative effects" but because he misses the manic/hypomanic high.

It could be his diabetes, some diabetics live in almost a comatose state until their blood sugars rise.