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He's as much of a communist as big as his dick is. Non-existent. He is a gigantic capitalist.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He's as much of a communist as big as his dick is. Non-existent. He is a gigantic capitalist.
WonderWino
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'I need a grippy sock vacation': Breaking down the Gen-Z slang term for a trip to an inpatient psychiatric facility
Rising use of the phrase — inspired by the thin, high-traction socks doled out in hospitals of all kinds — has been alarming to some experts.
I came across this and immediately thought of lucas. After all he loves ranting about zoomer bae slang and takes frequent grippy sock vacations
It sounds like a term that fits lucas like a
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He needs a permanent grippy sock vacation.
'I need a grippy sock vacation': Breaking down the Gen-Z slang term for a trip to an inpatient psychiatric facility
Rising use of the phrase — inspired by the thin, high-traction socks doled out in hospitals of all kinds — has been alarming to some experts.ca.yahoo.com
I came across this and immediately thought of lucas. After all he loves ranting about zoomer bae slang and takes frequent grippy sock vacations
It sounds like a term that fits lucas like aglovegrippy sock vacation
WonderWino
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It sure puts those posts where he kept talking about making a grip of pasta he couldn't eat because he had no salt in a different light. Perhaps a grip of pasta refers to the soggy shit tier pasta they served him in eastern state
It is certainly an interesting coincidence isn't it
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'I need a grippy sock vacation': Breaking down the Gen-Z slang term for a trip to an inpatient psychiatric facility
Rising use of the phrase — inspired by the thin, high-traction socks doled out in hospitals of all kinds — has been alarming to some experts.
climate change - where nothing will happen within their lifetimes
mass shootings - who's doing all the "mass shootings"?
anti-LGBTQ laws - that don't exist
and rhetoric - calm down faggots
racism - who's doing all the "racisms"?
and economic downturns - I like how the #1 gets listed dead last.
Rate me face, but Amanda Southworth, 21, a mental health peer advocate, sounds about as real as Lucas's gen-z bae.
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He’s like a mega micro communist
Stinkyboy
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I’m a communist. Buy my stuff so I too can buy something. - Wern
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A neoliberal even.
Oh those people are real enough. Do they not teach kids about World War I and shit anymore?
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Lucas is one of the greatest minds of our time, probably the greatest.
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Lucas is a "communist" in the sense that he wants free shit and wants to jail everyone he doesn't like.
If Lucas knew who he was (unlikely), he'd probably idolize Yevgeny Beria...
If Lucas knew who he was (unlikely), he'd probably idolize Yevgeny Beria...
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an unironic hero to all true communists
Al from Dadeville
Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
True & Honest Fan
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Tonight’s boring posts
Edit: comments from the redbubble post
Edit: comments from the redbubble post
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The fuck is he on about in regards to 9/11? Stalin would have gone full genocide on us.
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Stalin being a completely unhinged genocidal maniac who spends all his time thinking about more ways to kill people and steal power...? Say it ain't so!
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Hilarious that he's bitching about not earning more from others work. I bet he doesn't see anything wrong with it.
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He certainly does think he deserves more cause he is Lucas Werner and he is entitled. It sounds like the cow has not received any money yet, since he is mooing about a $20 payout. That is a good chunk of cash to our cow. I hope people stop being exceptional and will not buy anymore of his shitty merchandise. God, he is such a piece of shit. Thinks he should get paid more when he literally does nothing.
WonderWino
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He thinks facebook doesn't have a liberal bias? Somebody needs their meds adjusted cause he clearly doesn't understand who runs facebook
He also clearly doesn't understand why the shoe thing happened - because somebody literally tried to blow a plane up with a bomb hidden in his shoe
and somehow I doubt his claim of selling a dozen items
As for stalin he'd have killed everybody involved and a ton of other people who he considered enemies who had nothing to do with it because it was convenient to blame them for the attack. But what do you expect from an idiot who literally claims stalins death camps were all propaganda and were literal vacation camps
Well he certainly fits lucas's dream job - to be able to instill fear and arrest anyone who doesn't like and to have a fancy car he drives around the city in picking out women to take home to his own personal soundproof rape dungeon and kill them and their family if they refuse to cooperate
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Meanwhile I'm over here pondering on "You look like a spray paint can and a nail gun exploded on your face too I bet". They're ugly because they look like the victim of a horrible accident? It's so oddly specific yet gives no clue as to what type of insult Lucas is trying to dunk on someone with.
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Is he saying that somebody has a bunch of facial piercings and tattoos? Is this another anti-tattoo thing from him? Yes face tattoos are more common than they used to be but they sure as hell aren't so regular that having one makes you a "clone".