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How is this fucker still not dead?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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He likely doesn't have all that much time left. His health has definitely started to fail, as his swollen eyes made pretty clear and he's not doing himself any favors with these toasterbortion tier meals he's been stuffing himself with. His way of dealing with obvious failing health is what he always does - stuff himself with food and ignore it. He's only making it worse and kill him faster. He's going to keep doing that until his health deteriorates to the point its physically impossible to ignore it any longer. I won't be surprised if it goes from a gradual decline like has been happening recently to a sudden drop in health that makes him practically an invalid who's stuck in the hospital for the rest of his short life
He should be limiting protein significantly and anything caffeinated or sugary and watching his carbs. He's doing the exact opposite and his kidneys won't tolerate it indefinitely
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Perhaps lucas should try his luck at his local starbucks again. They just released some wern cooking tier drinks that i'm sure lucas would love:
Olive oil infused coffee. One of the most autistic things i've ever seen
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I'm genuinely surprised those peppers look actually edible. Of course, if I knew what they were stuffed with, odds are good it's something horrifying.
He should add "bounder" to his vocabulary too. Then he can say, "by Jove that man is a cad and a bounder!"
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He mentioned later in the comments that he got them pre-made from some food bank event or something. Figures lol
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Now I remember why I don’t visit this thread much nowadays… because his terrible fucking cooking and baffling profile photos are assaults to all the conceivable human senses.
God, it’s like trying to keep up with the deathfats only interspersed with manic ramblings of Gen Z pussy.
God, it’s like trying to keep up with the deathfats only interspersed with manic ramblings of Gen Z pussy.
WonderWino
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Lucas pretty much is a deathfat crossover, or more to the point he would be if he had the resources to get enough food to fatten himself up to what he would be with said resources. He'd either have been dead years ago or be 600lb and close to it by now
Speaking of which, I think I found lucas's inevitable afterlife as a ghost:
Then again, if he ends up losing his shit and being put back in eastern state for the remainder of his life I can see him ending up like this instead
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the first one looks especially rotten, and the 6th and last ones look unsanitary
WonderWino
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Why am I not surprised he deep fried that empanada, which he of course loaded with every fatty thing he could lay his hands on. No wonder he's morbidly obese. That is one of the greasiest, disgusting things i've ever seen him put on a plate. At this rate i'm surprised the beetus hasn't killed him before the failing kidneys
His 'pulled pork taco' looks like shit, has autistic ingredients (who the fuck puts olives and pickles in a taco?) and he was too lazy or too stupid to shred the cheese. He shredded the cheese on popcorn but not on the taco. Fucking idiot
Lucas 'totally healthy you fucking bigots!' werner of course dumped a bunch of shredded cheese onto popcorn and showed it off like an idiot child would do. Who wants to bet he dumped a cup or two of butter on it as well. Also surprising there is no pepper and sour cream on it
He claims he hasn't eaten all day when putting pics up of stuff he obviously ate during the day as the pics are from the same day. and of course he needs something to 'tide him over' until fucking 2am, when normal people are in bed to gorge himself on a roast. Speaking of which, why the fuck did he put what looks like cheese into the crock put to cook the pork in? That meat must have been absolutely saturated with grease
and that very first one looks like something he got from a homeless shelter or mallon places cafeteria. and of course he brags about dousing it in pepper
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i thought i was numb but the big orange rectangle of cheese sticking out of the taco shell full of sour cream and a gherkin succeeded in making me uncomfortable
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Is he back in some institution? This shit doesn't look particularly good but it isn't the usual schizo cooking Lucas does.
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It's the beginning of the month so he got his EBT.
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I don't want to get into the whole politics of it and all but literally page one, I said Lucas is the neg stereotype of people on welfare, my king is living it still. Aside that, and I don't want to side track to political shit because thats gay. Lucas the fat fuck has no problem getting a free home, then burning his EBT on steak etc, and going to a pantry. A lot of people whom can't get EBT hit them. Lucas doesn't care you make 15.52 per hour and kicked out of the program, he is a KANG the ELK KANG and will take steaks from you scum forklift worker.
Aside him being a fat fuck quite bougie. Oh using zoomer terms, and he's old.
Aside the fact Lucas has no problem using the broken EBT system and frankly that irks me less then him hitting pantries. (pantries feed everyone and so many fall thru cracks) its Lucas uses his EBT to make sure he can get massive medical care because he's such a fat fuck. He's on treatments and drugs and still goes hits his local (fuck you) church up for a dozen bagels. Lucas being a lo IQ fuck thinks taking a few snacks from pastor will break the faults of Christ.
I'm not a good Xtain, I'll be first to say, but I love my church because it is people focused. I saw fat fucks like Lucas take amazing meals off us and that's ok. We always had enough so a retard fatty wasn't going to cause anyone to go hungry. I'm sure it's how he's seen. While daddy gov has a leash on the elk prince.
I'm not even cross but Lucas is so close to death and I want it to happen so much but also don't want him to pass for the lulz.
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SSI is 1st of the month, EBT is based on the date you apply in most states
WonderWino
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When he dies, the more he does this kind of stuff the more convinced I am that his headstone should read:
Lucas Werner
Beloved husband of Jason Purva
Welfare Mooch & Criminal
Pedophile
It was never in the cards
as fitting punishment for his behavior in life. Perhaps with an accompanying statue of lucas dressed as cupid with his usual crazy manic expression and about to fire off an arrow. Something for future generations of high schoolers to invent local urban legends about and TP on halloween. Perhaps creating a dare for teen girls to go to the statue and brave an overnight stay, tempting the ghost of the wern to animate the statue and drag the young girl into his grave so he can have his bae for all eternity, so they can earn their way into clubs and such
He deliberately pulls that shit with churches both because he thinks its some kind of epic fuck you against a god he claims not to believe in in the first place and because he thinks they won't say shit to him about it even if they figure out he's taking advantage of them. His entire philosophy, such as he has one, is anything thats good for lucas is justified and right. Hence why he admits to having scammed people openly in his 2010 reflections like he expected such an attitude to be normal and accepted, and only tried to go more low key with his scamming when people read that and started calling him out on it
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Surprised he hasn't atheist posted today, easter seems like a time he'd get super retarded about it.
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Small dump of things I've grabbed the past couple days before bed.
This is one of the more incel-y things he's ever posted. He genuinely thinks a relationship is just fucking and eating, Lmfao
Pretty sure he just learned the word waifu.
I don't think I've ever met an atheist with a bigger persecution complex than boomer Christians but here he is.
Watch out Christcucks! If he catches you lackin' he's gonna pull up with his skeptic friends and destroy your ass with FACTS and LOGIC!
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Happy Easter everyone!
This is one of the more incel-y things he's ever posted. He genuinely thinks a relationship is just fucking and eating, Lmfao
Pretty sure he just learned the word waifu.
I don't think I've ever met an atheist with a bigger persecution complex than boomer Christians but here he is.
Watch out Christcucks! If he catches you lackin' he's gonna pull up with his skeptic friends and destroy your ass with FACTS and LOGIC!
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Happy Easter everyone!
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Lucas is the last person who should be accusing anyone of faulty thinking patterns. He thinks there is a literal cabal of flatbill wearing young men keeping actual hoards of women locked away hidden from him in an effort to keep him from getting access to a little girl ffs. and of course he only includes himself as an afterthought and tries to convince people he will sic other 'smart people' after them for talking 'irrationally' its his usual pattern you see him come out with whenever he feels threatened. Just like 'my parents know bounty hunters and bail bondsmen!' and 'my parents are active in local politics!' he has tried to threaten people with in the past. If he can't trick women he tries to bribe them and if he can't bribe them he tries to threaten them or intimidate them in some way, and if that doesn't work he acts like he never wanted them at allSmall dump of things I've grabbed the past couple days before bed.
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This is one of the more incel-y things he's ever posted. He genuinely thinks a relationship is just fucking and eating, Lmfao
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Pretty sure he just learned the word waifu.
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I don't think I've ever met an atheist with a bigger persecution complex than boomer Christians but here he is.
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Watch out Christcucks! If he catches you lackin' he's gonna pull up with his skeptic friends and destroy your ass with FACTS and LOGIC!
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Happy Easter everyone!
It also never seems to occur to him to ask himself why this cabal of flatbills is conspiring against him to keep him single or more to the point, how they're doing it. I mean do they have a secret chatroom, discord or newsgroup they all coordinate their efforts with? Secret dead drops throughout spokane centered around lower post street to apprise each other of his movements? How do the flatbills recruit people to keep the women away from him? Why do they 'make themselves clones' and wear flatbill hats as their uniform? Some kind of means of subtly fucking with him by signaling to him they're all out to get him? Thats illuminati tier shit right there thats pretty classic for schizo delusions. If he actually stopped to think about what has to be involved for his claims to make sense he's quickly see they don't....which is why he never does. It would both force him to admit he's crazy and more to the point, that he is the problem not everyone else conspiring against him
and of fucking course the king of elken incels has discovered waifus. For someone who swears he's not an incel he sure manages to talk word for word like one an awful lot. and of course he doesn't know what a waifu actually is and uses it in an absurdly nonsensical manner that makes him look like a complete idiot and more than a little creepy in implying the women he's hypothetically talking to are actual waifus
I'm sure all his homies and all the waifus are just dying with anticipation waiting those last 40 minutes for his melted cheese pork shoulder to finish cooking. Lucas 10 minutes after making that post:
and 10 minutes after gorging himself on said melted cheese pork shoulder:
and lol at lucas admitting he has no understanding of why couples fight. Shows he has never been in a normal relationship and is clearly ignoring why he and suzanne fought, cause he definitely doesn't want to analyze why that ended the way it did
He literally seems to think all couples do is eat, fuck, fight and buy each other gifts. an 8 year old has a better understanding of relationships from watching their parents than lucas does in his 40s. Its hilarious how frequently he outs himself as being stupid as rocks without any self awareness of it at all
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If lucas took out the garbage he would be homeless
Ha ha
Fucking garbage man (not garbageman)
Ha ha
Fucking garbage man (not garbageman)
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Exactly. If you watch his his "While you were getting everything I deserve" (or something like that) he details his relationship with Suzanne EXACTLY like that. My favorite part was how he acted like they bought each other gifts...no Lucas, she bought you gifts with her money and "you" bought her gifts....with her money.
Also, love the Bill clips and it just reminds us all that even though Bill has some serious problems and is a fuck up, he's 10000000% more likable than Lucas and people want him around even with his depression and other issues.