Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

SteveGoatman said:
I know this was somewhat covered above, but EVERY ONE of his board games is exactly like the others in terms of topics, game mechanics, and visually. They only vary in the smallest possible ways. I understand that sometimes you work through iterations of an idea (and therefore there are a lot of similarities) but this isn't that. It's repetition with any evolution, change, or reason behind it because that's literally all he an come up with even though he literally has ALL day EVERY day to work on this stuff.
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While I agree that most of it is because of his broken brain, I'm guessing part of it is also because he only has the same parts he bought off Gamecrafters (or whatever site that was) and has no money to buy more, so he can only work with the same pieces over and over. That doesn't excuse his lack of imagination in finding new creative ways to use those same parts, though. That's on his broken brain.
 
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A Friendly Possum said:
This pic sum up literally every single thing he's said for the last 6 months at least. Just these same posts but worded slightly different.
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Also, here's a new creepy ass profile pic.
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Lucas shows his racism against non whites yet again. Brown women make better cooks huh lucas. This is a continuation of his statements in LA about all the food being great and how great it was that most of the restaurants and such were staffed by non whites. Does the same shit with that taco place in spokane he used to rave about. Even the stormfront types don't talk like that

The families of those 'brown skinned women' would straight up kill him in alot of cases if he acted like he frequently does around her. Especially when they found out about his history. Hispanic, indian and native families don't fuck around. Let alone black families
 
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More updates from the Brokeposting page. It looks like the cow is using the air fryer. He is showing off microwave pizza and pizza rolls. Look what you're missing, baby zooms! Also, some Wern fan art.


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TractorGirl said:
Nice picture of food with “if you were my GF” we know that fat fuck wouldn’t share.
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You're right. This lolcow would eat all the pizza rolls while the baby zoom was at work. A 44 year old man thinks that making dollar store single serve pizza and pizza rolls is going to impress the lady Z. Well, he thinks wrong. What a cow that Lucas Werner is .
 
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I for one am so tickled Lucas doesn't know what terms mean and tries to sound with it ... Wernslop is probably also the nick name for his Batman pantilooms, seriously to be them in a past life they musta been John Wayne Gacy.

I don't even know if Lucas is firing on enough cylinders anymore to know those food pics are his mating call. It's like his ego and food sexualization mixed up. Kinda like a narc jerking off staring at a mirror.

You know when he can't get pantry snacks (read entire roast chickens, bag of hot dog rolls etc) he probably just stares into his Obama phone looking at old pics of clinkerniggers and the kids gap catalog.
 
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Pedophobe said:
It seems like only yesterday he could offer a $1000 lower post street steak dinner in return for puss-puss... oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Right. Now he lives in a place where just about all of his re-tard bux are intercepted for his rent. We haven't seen him enjoy a meal at a restaurant for a long long time. Now he lives off of his food stamps and whatever he can get at the food pantries. And unless he decides to live on the streets, he probably won't ever return to enjoying $68 steaks at Churchill's ever again.
 
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New video just dropped on YouTube. Lucas is moooing about how Atheists are plenty good. He is also wearing headphones to silence the voices on the wind. I just know they tell him he is a worthless bum, a fat faggot, and a stupid ass jerk. Probably sends him on some hellrides.

 
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Da Dude123 said:
Right. Now he lives in a place where just about all of his re-tard bux are intercepted for his rent. We haven't seen him enjoy a meal at a restaurant for a long long time. Now he lives off of his food stamps and whatever he can get at the food pantries. And unless he decides to live on the streets, he probably won't ever return to enjoying $68 steaks at Churchill's ever again.
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Indeed, except for the short period of his money laundering crypto 'job' when he was showing off all the food he was buying with his ill gotten gains and thought he had it made, so much so he was talking about flying to hawaii for a vacation in a year. He must have been big mad when that went to shit. Funny how he hasn't tried to get another similar 'job' since then. Even he realized if he tries to pull that again he'll be fucked. He can't claim he didn't know what he was getting involved with a second time. The IRS would have his balls and so would washington state

Doesn't stop him from seething internally about it though, and about not gorging himself on steaks and prime rib, and not being able to offer such things as bait to teen girls. Hell he can't even afford to put out his free candy signs anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if he's wishing for another pandemic to drop in the hopes of getting put up in another hotel room with free takeout for a few weeks and more free money if he tested positive. I also wouldn't put it past him to deliberately get himself infected with whatever it happened to be thinking since covid didn't kill him neither will the next one and he'll get free shit out of it. He'd end up a walking plague hobo

Hell a chinese agent could probably buy him off with a takeout order of clinkerdaggers and a couple energy drinks to waddle down to the mall with a test tube full of some viral agent and smash it in the crowd and start the next global pandemic. All the guy would have to do is tell him its to fuck up trumps chances and put bernie in the white house. It would be the easiest attack ever. It really makes you wonder how easily china could buy off idiots like lucas to fuck enemy countries and be too stupid and greedy to realize what they're doing
 
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WonderWino said:
a couple more of the most recent brokeposting posts:
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This shit's been hilarious. Appy is a dude pretending to be a ridiculously promiscuous OF girl and he says the most ridiculously vile/misandrist shit to see who still simps for him cuz his AI pfp is an attractive girl lmao i cant believe how many people have fallen for it. Not at all surprised about Lucas though, not the first time he's been catfished and it absolutely won't be the last.
 
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Brokeposting updated its profile image for the holidays:
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and posted a couple of lucas's recent posts:
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Lucas 'i'm progressive and not racist at all' werner everybody

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and zoomer baes need creepy 44 year old pedos who creep on teen girls and rant about their magic sperm to fade away as well

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Lucas got the coof again:
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and of course he's oblivious as to how he managed to get it again. and as I expected planted the seeds of 'its not being handled as it should be' aka 'put me in quarantine and give me clinkerdaggers and shut everything down and give me stimulus money'

Fucking hell I called that one with good timing
 
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