Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas needs glasses but his welfare insurance apparently won't cover them. Not sure why. He has been without glasses for at least 4 years. He lost them in a schizo stupor years and years ago. He has mentioned before how he needs glasses, cause he can't see so good. Also, special shoes. He brought that up during one of his "I need a job" episodes. But he can't get a job without shows and glasses, so he has them.

Surely, Medicaid would get him a new pair at this point?

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Medicaid covers glasses if needed but I'm not sure about Medicare, which is what most SSI recipients pay for from their tug.
 
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Lucas needs glasses but his welfare insurance apparently won't cover them. Not sure why. He has been without glasses for at least 4 years. He lost them in a schizo stupor years and years ago. He has mentioned before how he needs glasses, cause he can't see so good. Also, special shoes. He brought that up during one of his "I need a job" episodes. But he can't get a job without shows and glasses, so he has them.

Surely, Medicaid would get him a new pair at this point?

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Shoes and glasses you say? Sounds like lucas needs to get the same treatment as bart:

That said lucas is lying again. Its is standard MO - he always makes an excuse as to why he can't get a job. He doesn't need shoes or glasses for it and such things would absolutely be covered by his medical insurance. He thinks he is being clever by coming up with 'believable' reasons why he can't go get a job when any idiot would know this doesn't stop him from doing anything. He tried to pull the same thing with his id as to why he couldn't get a job or go to bars to meet women. Cause bartenders are totally going to mistake lucas of all people for some teenager under 21. They'd probably think he was 60 at this point

Funny how these things never prevent lucas from doing all the things he wants to do when he wants to do them. Somehow can't work without his glasses but can totally go to college to creep on teen girls

Lucas really should just be put in a padded cell with a bucket to shit in and nothing but nutraloaf to eat
 
Lucas needs glasses but his welfare insurance apparently won't cover them. Not sure why. He has been without glasses for at least 4 years. He lost them in a schizo stupor years and years ago. He has mentioned before how he needs glasses, cause he can't see so good. Also, special shoes. He brought that up during one of his "I need a job" episodes. But he can't get a job without shows and glasses, so he has them.

Surely, Medicaid would get him a new pair at this point?

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Because Lucas is dumb and out of touch as shit he doesn’t realize you can get glasses online for $20-$30 at this point. I know of at least one site that will give you the first pair for free and only make you pay shipping.

This is just the start of another grift where he will beg for money for something he “needs” and then spend the money on a burrito or some shit.
 
Medicaid covers glasses if needed but I'm not sure about Medicare, which is what most SSI recipients pay for from their tug.
You got it backwards. Medicare is what old people qualify for here in the US when they turn 65. Medicaid is for low income or disabled folks like Fat Lucas. I looked it up and as far as Medicaid covering eyeglasses for adults, it varies by state. In Washington State, it appears that Medicaid does not cover it, but there are providers that give discounts to Medicaid recipients.

Now, in a larger city like Spokane, there may be some non profits that may be able to assist in getting glasses. Not sure if Washington State University or Gonzaga has a school of optometry. Sometimes those schools will see low income people for free and get them 1 pair of glasses.

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Because Lucas is dumb and out of touch as shit he doesn’t realize you can get glasses online for $20-$30 at this point. I know of at least one site that will give you the first pair for free and only make you pay shipping.

This is just the start of another grift where he will beg for money for something he “needs” and then spend the money on a burrito or some shit.
He would do something like that. He totally would spend the money on a burrito or a pizza. And yes, there are some cheap places to get glasses now. Eyeglasses are stupid overpriced in brick and mortar establishments. But regardless, Lucas would still need an eye exam.

Now, like I said, there probably are non profits or somewhere he could turn to for free care, but he would have to take the initiative to find them. I assume he still has some sort of social worker. That is the type of thing they could help him with. But Lucas is such a helpless fat ass who can't do anything for himself, probably too lazy to even try to work with the social worker on something like this. He had glasses at one time. How did he get them back then?
 
If someone offered to pay for his exam and glasses, would he accept that, or would he moo and ree and insist the money be sent right to him?
He'd find an excuse to either not accept it and/or demand the money to pay for things himself, citing some bs about some handler or doctor or whatever telling him he had to do it this way. Then he'd find and excuse to not get said glasses and suddenly he'd be ordering takeout and congratulating himself on how smart and cunning he is to have scammed somebody to get a meal

Lets not forget lucas has a history of scamming people when he believes he can get away with it, which he even admitted to back in his 2010 reflections. He's admitted to scamming some woman out of at least $400 to 'pay his rent' because he totally had to do it that way for some reason. Lucas being lucas you can bet that wasn't the only time he did something like that
 
In Washington State, it appears that Medicaid does not cover it, but there are providers that give discounts to Medicaid recipients.

Washington state Medicaid provides yearly cheap glasses

directly from WA's HCA:

How do I get eye exams and eye glasses?​

Fitting services and eye exams, including tests for refraction and visual fields, may be provided through your health plan.
  • For children 20 years of age and younger - eyeglass frames, lenses, and contact lenses are covered by Apple Health fee-for-service.
  • For adults - eyeglass frames and lenses are not covered. You can purchase eyeglass frames and lenses through participating optical providers at a discounted prices. Find a list of participating providers.

and it's unknown if Lucas is on any of the plans mentioned here: https://www.hca.wa.gov/free-or-low-...h-managed-care#contact-your-apple-health-plan
 
directly from WA's HCA:


and it's unknown if Lucas is on any of the plans mentioned here: https://www.hca.wa.gov/free-or-low-...h-managed-care#contact-your-apple-health-plan
For Lucas, if he can't get them at zero cost, then he can't get them. He legitimately has almost no money. He is left with about $20 after Mallon Place intercepts his neet bux.

His parents would not help him with this either. He has not bragged about his rich parents in a long time. I wonder if something happened and they told him they were leaving him nothing or what the cause of that was. But his parents left their bovine son to be taken care of by the government. They probably know if they gave him $300 to get an eye exam and glasses, he would go to Clinker Daggers or Churchills and gorge himself on steak and prime rib.
 
He would do something like that. He totally would spend the money on a burrito or a pizza. And yes, there are some cheap places to get glasses now. Eyeglasses are stupid overpriced in brick and mortar establishments. But regardless, Lucas would still need an eye exam.

Now, like I said, there probably are non profits or somewhere he could turn to for free care, but he would have to take the initiative to find them. I assume he still has some sort of social worker. That is the type of thing they could help him with. But Lucas is such a helpless fat ass who can't do anything for himself, probably too lazy to even try to work with the social worker on something like this. He had glasses at one time. How did he get them back then?

Another thing people don't always take into consideration when it comes to glasses is the request for polycarbonate lenses. They are a blessing for those of us that have really shitty vision, myself included. They replace the ridiculous coke bottle lenses that you'd be forced to endure. Unfortunately, they are always an out of pocket expense no matter your insurance.
 
For Lucas, if he can't get them at zero cost, then he can't get them. He legitimately has almost no money. He is left with about $20 after Mallon Place intercepts his neet bux.

His parents would not help him with this either. He has not bragged about his rich parents in a long time. I wonder if something happened and they told him they were leaving him nothing or what the cause of that was. But his parents left their bovine son to be taken care of by the government. They probably know if they gave him $300 to get an eye exam and glasses, he would go to Clinker Daggers or Churchills and gorge himself on steak and prime rib.
100% agree. Also agree that even if it cost a nickel, and took Lucas 5 minutes worth of effort, he won't do it. The fake "job hunt" hurdles (needed glasses, then special shoes, then needed to create a "resume", then needed to meet someone to help him with said resume etc) are the same basic song and dance he used about why he couldn't go to the bars to meet girls. As everyone knows, Lucas is the laziest/most entitled person you'll ever meet. If something isn't handed to him on a silver platter he won't do it and will bitch about it nonstop, and even if it IS handed to him on a silver platter he'll waste it/lose it/trade it food/complain that it didn't come on a bigger silver platter or that he doesn't get to keep the platter too.
 
What's funny is one thing I don't doubt Lucas about is his past of being drained by working lowest of the low in his prime. For lower functioning people tasks we call simple can be draining. I know a guy who's probably high 70s IQ nicest guy but to him his day of shelf stocking is like you or I playing 4 chess games at once.

Lucas for all his faults we seem to glace over is really dumb. Flat a fucking retardo. He's low functioning. Because he can parrot talking points and pretends to be into high culture things (politics nice restaurants and what the rich and powerful in his orbiting circles like) there's always a disconnect between the well off and the average person, social media helps close the gap in ways but also broadens it. I won't add another pointless rant about social media I think it's commonly accepted view enough from all walks of life.

It's not poor people don't care about good food, climate change or these things as Lucas likes to say while being poorer than the most poor. I legit work in a major city and I FIND more money than Lucas gets in a month. Walking from the train to my office yeah 15 bucks a month in change.

It's just how can anyone who is stressed to put food on the table for his and or her kids really give a fuck about Ukraine? Unless being drafted. Maybe they do have strong feelings but unless you're on a tug boat when you're poor you gotta focus on you so inflation or having a new food pantry added matters more than who's the bad guy in another time zone.

Lucas legit could fall under a tard job program but he won't and for that I'm dare say thankful. His personality is pure snake. Other mentality ill people are his victims. Can you picture him and "home boy Jamie" stocking shelves? Jamie probably would love it feel part of the normal world some one asking him where the Cheerios are and he helped them feeling like a hero. I am always in support of these gigs. Lucas would be well Lucas eat an entire pallet of twinkies and yell at his boss flat bill trump supporters stole them. More likely bully Jamie as he sits in the back watching CP on store wifi. He's that dumb and greedy.

Also his behaviour around any young women would be putting them and corp at risk. It's better for the poor wagies to not deal with Lucas.

In quick regards to his political bullshit as we all agree his policies are self serving and he holds no. But, I did think what group would want him or who he falls under. It's the forgive conspiracy theory sounding term" uniparty. The government that plays close to middle ignored the avg people and gets rich. Wal Mart wants welfare since they get not only the working class dollar they get all that fed cash. Lucas political safety and wishes lines with Mitt Romney Nancy Pelosi all those "greed mongers" who turned public service into a path to unbelievable wealth. A libertarian society would let him starve, correct. The Nazi would have removed him via Aktion T4 or Germany plays kick the autistic with gas. Socialists, again proven history he'd be disappeared. Tribalism, as tight as collective/tribe living can be Lucas is disowned by blood even tighter links. His "rich" parents not only choose to leave us to pay for him but cast him out. It's not new to point out how entitled and lucky he is to be in a capitalist society. I never stepped back and thought wal mart buying our political members up is what keeps Lucas alive. In a round about way Lucas is def nearly an an cap id say more towards capitalist fascism angle as the corps should own the government they make the money. (This was one of Benito view of the week). Kinda makes sense he's modeling after a bad schizo fat man who was a lolcow falling into power.
His weight lying is a riot. I wish he got a gym membership and started making up personal record claims. He'd be first person to go from 400lb pure fat to a 900 lb bench press and no you can't see it unless you're a zoomie bae with a car and put out first. At least cooking with Jack posts his fake #s and then makes up pseudo science why his diet is "working".

I hope there was a final fall out between his family and him, while Myrna I think deserves a lot of fault, her life is over she's turned into a boomer hiding in the third world. That's not where well off people go for memory care. It's a very sad way to go, seen it. With good care you can have some life ironically much like Lucas lives in his fart box. There's no good memory care in fucking Mexico lmao. Myrna is rotting away in her la condo making far too many Amazon orders blowing Lucas inheritance.

King Roy we do know less of but I think it's been long standing he felt the best for his family was cutting the cord when Lucas became a serious danger at the time. I think having to deal with something like that is in a way different than booting a drug addict, not that that is easy for many. With an addiction you can get better. Lucas is broke brained and a pedo. He will never get better he will just and has got worse. Knowing it's not going to ever sort out Vs hope they get clean has to hurt. It's probably why I make up some jokes about King Roy living like a boss, it's pity. Perhaps there's something we don't know or some deep lore I missed but I don't see any faults with his behaviour.

I do not know a ton about the tard buck system or his state but knowing gov workers both are overloaded and lazy . The only way to get things done is reaching out, often. squeaky wheel and all that. So he really needs glasses (i guess the story is true jerkin off makes you blind poor baby his cheese pizza is blurry) he needs shoes (what the fuck is this 1865 in the south Sherman burned?) Actually I can see Lucas being the only person not an active heroin addict going for his wants before shoes. How many times do you think he's asked for help? As stated before he would and is scamming if you give money if you tried to pre pay for service he will skip it because his job excuse and scam are gone.

Think how lazy a fat fuck he is willing to be shoeless and nearly blind just to try a scam that's made him maybe 50
bucks in a decade.
 
In quick regards to his political bullshit as we all agree his policies are self serving and he holds no. But, I did think what group would want him or who he falls under. It's the forgive conspiracy theory sounding term" uniparty. The government that plays close to middle ignored the avg people and gets rich. Wal Mart wants welfare since they get not only the working class dollar they get all that fed cash. Lucas political safety and wishes lines with Mitt Romney Nancy Pelosi all those "greed mongers" who turned public service into a path to unbelievable wealth. A libertarian society would let him starve, correct. The Nazi would have removed him via Aktion T4 or Germany plays kick the autistic with gas. Socialists, again proven history he'd be disappeared. Tribalism, as tight as collective/tribe living can be Lucas is disowned by blood even tighter links. His "rich" parents not only choose to leave us to pay for him but cast him out. It's not new to point out how entitled and lucky he is to be in a capitalist society. I never stepped back and thought wal mart buying our political members up is what keeps Lucas alive. In a round about way Lucas is def nearly an an cap id say more towards capitalist fascism angle as the corps should own the government they make the money. (This was one of Benito view of the week). Kinda makes sense he's modeling after a bad schizo fat man who was a lolcow falling into power.
As I once said about Lowtax, Lucas' political compass only ever points to himself. And as you say, the only political and economic system that Lucas can survive in is ironically the present one. Only a mixed Western social market economy can create enough wealth to afford to waste some on Lucas, and be just socialist enough to want to do so without asking too many questions.

Luke's not alone in cowdom (or amongst the general public) in thinking Communism = "free stuff for me", when that's not how it works in either theory or practice. Proper commies bang on about "workers" a lot, you ever notice that, Lucas? That's because Communism is all about workers, not layabouts. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." If you can work, but don't, gulag 4 U. Communist economies are less financially efficient than capitalist ones due to higher wages, so there's less spare cash to waste on layabouts like Lucas. In the USSR, not going to work, and even turning up late to work, were crimes carrying prison sentences. Comrade Wern would be on the next train to Siberia the first time they caught him jerking off in the break room.
 
What a dumb post. Lucas has some really bad and stupid ideas. That is why he lives on welfare. The delusional cow! People vote in 10 seconds whether you would be arrested. In 10 seconds how would anyone know? Moooo! 🐮🐄View attachment 5746833
So by lucas's logic if someone pulls out a gun and shoots 20 people in broad daylight, the cops then show up and put out an update on his app asking if this guy should be arrested, and nobody gets the chance to respond in 10 seconds so....what? The cops just shrug and let the shooter go?

I know lucas is stupider than a box of tampons but holy shit he didn't think that through at all. Perhaps the shooter should beat the shit out of lucas instead for being a pedo. I bet nobody would vote to arrest him for that, assuming anyone even got a chance to notice there was a vote going on in 10 seconds. and of course lucas would be seething with anger and demanding the cops arrest him for the attack, completely oblivious to having done exactly what lucas said should happen

Perhaps lucas should expand this idea - make it so people have to vote on whether people like lucas are provided with a tugboat to keep them alive. Give people ten seconds to vote yes otherwise it defaults to no. See how he likes that
 
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