Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[sharshorita]

The best thing that Lucas has ever put out, in my opinion, was a long, long time ago where he taped himself sitting next to a couch with a sleeping girl on it. It was posted very early in this thread. You can hear other people in the background so he wasn't alone with her (thank God), but the thing I love about it is how incredibly smug he is about the fact he's not raping her. Like, "Suck it haters, I'm not raping this girl when I totally could. Who's the asshole now?"

 

[cuddle striker]

he's currently banned from the library and its grounds, from two coffee shops I know of, and from a fast food place or two downtown. I'm thinking he's having a rough time finding wifi in town- there's not a lot of places he can go for it here in his little zone that he's not banned from.

I'll be going to the bus station tomorrow and I'll ask if he's been banned or seen there.

 

[Kosher Dill]

he's currently banned from the library and its grounds

Any idea WTF he did to get banned? I heard it's almost impossible to ban homeless drifters from libraries.
I'm assuming it was "creeping on minors" until proven otherwise, naturally.

 

[cuddle striker]

Any idea WTF he did to get banned? I heard it's almost impossible to ban homeless drifters from libraries.
I'm assuming it was "creeping on minors" until proven otherwise, naturally.

"harassing other patrons", so I'm assuming, "screaming about his sperm at young girls/women

 

[Cato]

Any idea WTF he did to get banned? I heard it's almost impossible to ban homeless drifters from libraries.
I'm assuming it was "creeping on minors" until proven otherwise, naturally.

"harassing other patrons", so I'm assuming, "screaming about his sperm at young girls/women

He is well known for leaving creepy ass notes along the lines of the one in the Starbucks incident for young female employees all the time and everywhere he goes, in addition to verbally sexually harassing women and getting in angry shouting matches with people about religion.

While I don't know the exact circumstances, if anyone is capable of getting himself banned from a library it would be Werner.

 

[on a serious note]

Sad that I missed the drama, glad that he hasn't hurt anyone (yet)

 

[SpacePanther]

Wonder if that was me. I've been trolling him and said I called the Phoenix but never said I left a message with a Brittany, but he's since stopped talking to me. Hmmmmm....

Read first line in OP please

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Wonder if that was me. I've been trolling him and said I called the Phoenix but never said I left a message with a Brittany, but he's since stopped talking to me. Hmmmmm....

tell us more

 

[cuddle striker]

he was involved in what the police at the sub station called a "minor tussle" within the station area and is no longer permitted inside the greyhound/Amtrak station without a ticket. they don't patrol the grounds outside except right by the front doors so they couldn't tell me much more than that, and that this happened a little while ago (probably before he got the dungeon apartment)

I told them I was worried about his behavior (didn't even mention the internet) and they said "oh, we know who he is."

honestly I have no idea where he could be in this town, not many places with wifi left for him to access. but it is starting to warm up a bit, it's been in the forties this week.

 

[Idunno1996]

Read first line in OP please

Already knew that. No laws broken.

 

[SpacePanther]

Already knew that. No laws broken.

Yours falls more on the weenery side then the broken law side.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Already knew that. No laws broken.

tell us more about phoenix and brittany

 

[IanP226]

The Wern perplexes me.

I learned about him from that Daily Mail story about "37yo man hits on 16yo Starbucks barista and is now banned".

My random thoughts on the whole Wern debacle:
-I don't get him to be honest because when I was in college in thought late 20s early 30s women were really attractive and now that I'm older I still do. Think about the most desired actresses in Hollywood at the peak of their careers- weren't most of them late 20s and early 30s when that happened?

-If he needs to get laid even if he has to pay for it off of something like Spkane backpages he should do it at this point- beggars can't be choosy, right? If he got laid at all (and the sex from a pro would probably be pretty good as that is what they do every day) he even might calm his ass down-I don't know?

-It also sickens me that he wants to mess with under 18 year old girls. I mean I know high school students party and screw like many people much older than them but they are still "school kids" for lack of a better term. It's just messed up wanting to be sexually involved with someone that young who is still in secondary school IMO.

-Wern should be damn happy to find a buxom curvy 35yo brunette off of OkCupid, Plenty of Fish, Etc who likes him for some reason or another.

-It is sad he has been hospitalized multiple times for such a severe health issue as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder as that would be a real challenge to live with for anybody so I sympathize with him there but can't he just forget about the high school girls?

-Legally he could pursue college aged women but we all know the odds of an obese homeless almost 40yo guy being the resident play cock at the Sorority are pretty freakin slim. The Wern should be glad a nice woman in her mid 30s gives him the time of day to go to Red Robin with him.

-I fucking hate American partisan politics and think the whole left/right thing is elitist bs to divide and conquer the common man (read the Bankers Manifesto of 1894) that being said...
Why does he think people follow Bernie Sanders for him being a sex icon and not because they hope he will improve the economy somehow?


-As anyone who has traveled understands-Cultures vary widely. A UK lad introduced me to this popular UK porn site and Incoukdnt believe this old of a guy was getting laid with these women in their 20s at all (obviously he pays them to act with him but still)- http://www.jimslip.com
The odds are if the Wern ever wins the Powerball we know where his cash will go to lol

-I'm surprised somebody hasnt started a Crowdfunder to buy Wern an hooker so he will shutup about not getting laid in 5 years as that's all he ever talks about on YouTube

-What's he like in the wild? Is he a big dude or small? How tall?

-Why is the Wern always so abrasive calling everyone "fuckers" "pieces of shit" etc. Doesn't he see that just makes people hate him? I see no point in that kind of behavior myself.

-Why does he want to bitch about toxic politics and ideology? Politics is soooo corrupt and unless you're a billionaire or can organize a shit ton of voters to vote a certain way. The politicans don't seem to really care what you say, think, or do (at least in most of America it probably IS different in other countries like everything else including sexual behavior and norms)

-Why is watching him so entertaining at times? It's like watching the Jerry Springer Show (I watched it but never readily admitted to others I did lol)

-Does anyone who has a lot of sexual experience think if he got laid (even if only with hookers) that it would help him out psychologically and socially to fit in better in society?

-We need libertarian ideas applied in America like legalized prostitution so people who can't get laid can get laid from time to time

-Any mental health people out here? Can people with his severe mental illness at his age be rehabilitated so they can have a decent life (full time employment, house, car, partner, etc)?

 

[autism420]

-Does anyone who has a lot of sexual experience think if he got laid (even if only with hookers) that it would help him out psychologically and socially to fit in better in society?

No. He has had sex. People who obsess over sex don't magically get better after they get a taste.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

-Any mental health people out here? Can people with his severe mental illness at his age be rehabilitated so they can have a decent life (full time employment, house, car, partner, etc)?

At this point, he first would need to be institutionalized. Once that occurs, they will be able monitor him 24/7. With that established, he will then be prescribed medication that he will have to take, and the people will have to make sure he takes them. Once they level him out, he will need to go through therapy while still being monitored to ensure he takes his meds. As far as living a normal life, I doubt it. He will most likely just have a part time job along with a monthly tugboat. He will probably have to live either in a residence for people like him, or in something similar to what he was living in earlier. In terms of a partner, that's something they will most likely try to discourage until they feel that he is no longer a threat.

This is all a pipe dream because he's at an age where he can refuse any and all treatment. Not even direct family can do anything to force him into treatment. An early death as a result of exposure is most likely the only thing that will fix him.

 

[VJ 120]

At this point, he first would need to be institutionalized. Once that occurs, they will be able monitor him 24/7. With that established, he will then be prescribed medication that he will have to take, and the people will have to make sure he takes them. Once they level him out, he will need to go through therapy while still being monitored to ensure he takes his meds. As far as living a normal life, I doubt it. He will most likely just have a part time job along with a monthly tugboat. He will probably have to live either in a residence for people like him, or in something similar to what he was living in earlier. In terms of a partner, that's something they will most likely try to discourage until they feel that he is no longer a threat.

This is all a pipe dream because he's at an age where he can refuse any and all treatment. Not even direct family can do anything to force him into treatment. An early death as a result of exposure is most likely the only thing that will fix him.

He might still be able to be court ordered into a group home, but it would require either collaboration on his parents/friends part to get the paperwork filed, or getting himself arrested and proving to a judge that he's not competent to be out on his own.

There's a thing, at least where I live, where you can get a severely mentally ill person committed, but it requires statements from multiple people close to the person and a hearing from a judge. I doubt anyone wants to fuck with Lucas this much tbh.

 

[Idunno1996]

Yours falls more on the weenery side then the broken law side.

Oops, yeah, you got me.

 

[Bassomatic]

He might still be able to be court ordered into a group home, but it would require either collaboration on his parents/friends part to get the paperwork filed, or getting himself arrested and proving to a judge that he's not competent to be out on his own.

There's a thing, at least where I live, where you can get a severely mentally ill person committed, but it requires statements from multiple people close to the person and a hearing from a judge. I doubt anyone wants to fuck with Lucas this much tbh.

His family has cut him off for all sorts of different reasons, (Lucas causing those rifts on each case by his own admission not cases of oh he's a handful let's quit)

Lucas was just at a step above a group home, and thrown the fuck out. Crazy people can be good people or bad people, Lucas is a bad person, a pedophile, hateful and snobby. Even if somehow they put him in a more intensive situation, he wouldn't change because he doesn't see a need too.

He's the same guy who thought he was dismantling the church and religions by eating the free meals donated by his local church. That was going on when he was medicated, so it shows even in care he's got absurd power fantasies due to his anger issues and from what we can gather he only got into church for free things and to pick up girls. When the later failed the Atheism stuff started.

While it's not really talked about if he does end up in state care again with his history they will probably stop with care attempts and just keep him docile.

 

[Cato]

No. He has had sex. People who obsess over sex don't magically get better after they get a taste.

This is obviously true, but of course it's also worth mentioning that he has--shall we say--very specific tastes.

He has the ability to get laid if that was all he wanted; he's obviously poor but given that he eats out constantly with his welfare money, if he chose to I'm sure he could scrimp a bit and hire a prostitute. But he only wants to bang women (and girls) under the age of 26. I have seen him tell off women over the age of 26 on facebook and bluntly tell them they are too old and he doesn't want to have sex with them. I'm not sure to what extent his bullshit "theories" about fertility are just a justification to bang younger chicks and to what extent he actually wants to impregnate someone, but he consistently claims the latter and I've also seen him tell off a girl in her early-20s and say she's useless and he wouldn't have sex with her after she stated she was infertile.

 

[strandedcastaway]

This is obviously true, but of course it's also worth mentioning that he has--shall we say--very specific tastes.

He has the ability to get laid if that was all he wanted; he's obviously poor but given that he eats out constantly with his welfare money, if he chose to I'm sure he could scrimp a bit and hire a prostitute. But he only wants to bang women (and girls) under the age of 26. I have seen him tell off women over the age of 26 on facebook and bluntly tell them they are too old and he doesn't want to have sex with them. I'm not sure to what extent his bullshit "theories" about fertility are just a justification to bang younger chicks and to what extent he actually wants to impregnate someone, but he consistently claims the latter and I've also seen him tell off a girl in her early-20s and say she's useless and he wouldn't have sex with her after she stated she was infertile.

I don't think he has the ability to get laid.

I think he believes his telomeres theory as much as any other crazy person believes whatever theory it is they spout.

Most of the women claiming to be interested in him on FB that he's told off are people he thinks are trolling him (and they are), so I don't think that means much.