DeletedSoul
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I'm able to. I haven't had much to say since that day. Thanks for checking in though.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The insane perv, walking around muttering his insanity, filming a box of girl scout cookies. He ends up saying "fucking cookies", gives the box to a homeless guy. Think it was the picture of a little girl that got his attention.
ETA: Before his "virtuous" cookie give away , he'd been to Blessings Under the Bridge to stuff his face with the food meant for the homeless.
ETA: Before his "virtuous" cookie give away , he'd been to Blessings Under the Bridge to stuff his face with the food meant for the homeless.
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DeletedSoul
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All we know is that at least one of them sent a cease and desist. Beyond that I'm clueless.
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At least he sort of kind of passive aggressively admits to it being virtue signaling because he's got to prove he's a Nice Guy so women will see he's a Nice Guy then want to jump on his stub if they can find it.
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You know what? I'm realizing that Lucas hand stuff out to the homeless not just to get laid. He likes playing the big dog. Similarly to when he mentioned that he might give homeless people some tacos if they were good to him. The way he comes up to this poor guy and says f****** cookies is just so very cringe.
Lucas looooves condescending to people.
Fucking cookies, indeed.
WhiskerBiscuit
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I thought about contacting Dan Eisenberg just to ask what he sent him (all he can say is no) but if I did, and I shared it, then Lucas would immediately assume it was a troll or something.
the fact that there’s no inside scoop on who sent what and when makes me feel like it’s the real thing and not a troll faking one.
my guess is that they did tell him he is wrongly explaining their research, which when you consider who is talking, is definitely damaging to their character. If I wrote an article on something like the higher incidence of colon cancer in minorities and the KKK used my research to declare and to prove that non-white people have inferior colons with smellier poops and then they said “and our interpretation of that is that non-white people must be inbred” I’d fight that too. It doesn’t matter that Lucas isn’t making money or isn’t attributing the ripeness of youth to them, his entire premise that older men have better DNA is wrong. Dan (by the way he’s an anthropologist not embryologist) probably told him that the research doesn’t explain why there is longer telomere length in older men’s dna or what it means that children inherit it. That’s still unknown. Health benefits are usually found in longer telomeres in the body, but there are a lot of factors. One that I think of is how bipolar individuals have overly aged telomeres. Lucas doesn’t get that short telomere conditions from shorter telomeres in the brain etc have nothing to do with sperm telomeres. He still has short telomeres in the rest of his body. His sperm having long telomeres also doesn’t protect the sperm from mutations, and because sperm regenerate billions of times, making copies and copies, they have more and more genetic errors and mutations. Ovaries but regenerate so women don’t have that risk. What Lucas needs to remember is rotten lettuce. his sperm have been copied over so many times that they likely have lots of mutations. The longer telomeres he has won’t undo that. They’ll just help the (flawed) genetic package be passed down.
my guess is that the telomere lengthening is evolutionary. When young men reproduce, their sperm aren’t full of mutations, so protecting the ends of the spindles is less important. Plusyounger men are more fertile so there is a better chance of a good sperm surviving. And if the sperm has lost some genetic code due to telomere length, there’s time to reproduce again.
Older men don’t have those same factors. But having older men retain some ability to pass on some sort of genetic code is useful in case of human disease. If younger generations are wiped out or if disease decimates populations, rebuilding is possible through older men who could potentially pass on offspring with enough genetic mutations to be resistant to whatever is killing the population.
that is my theory. Notice how I didn’t mischaracterize the research of others to explain it?
to get back to Lucas, I’m guessing they told him he is wrong and that’s why he was begging to be told if he has good sperm in 10 words or less. They already explained it but he is Too dumb to get it.
Lucas: the answer is that your sperm is not superior because passing on longer telomeres does not outweigh or cancel out you also passing on a host of illnesses that you personally are at risk for and that you as an older man are at risk to pass on. Those risks separately and certainly together mean your kids have a greater chance of having serious defects.
here is the sad news, ten years ago, you were less at risk than you are now. Every year of your life increases your risk to any offspring.
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If he lives there, he probably does, but they can only do so much if the person isn't downright messed up. When I worked at a facility not unlike the one Lucas likely lives in, there was one guy who would spend his whole remaining check after the managers released it to him on Budlite and a couple of weekends a month outside the facility at a cheap hotel with his 'special' girlfriend. The latter two weeks of the month were spent placating him and keeping him away from another client who also wooed this woman with Bud lite and a hotel the final two weekends a month. Every month.
I think the moral of the story lies somewhere in reptilian backbrains. Most humans will risk present security for sex with a chance of security, the dumber and crazier they are the more scary it is.
On edit both these dudes were unappealing characters but still got more sex than Lucas. Lucas is fucked.
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WonderWino
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Well this one is pretty short. All lucas does is repeat the same nonsense about being straight, 'cishet' and 40-55 and doing his hobby and claims that if you have a choice between 'hanging out with 5 other guys who are your age' or a group of women who are 18-24 and if you choose the guys you are somehow a misogynist, a republican and 'gay because you're a homophobe' then goes into a bizarre rant I can't follow about misogynistic democrats that treat women like fucktoys. He keeps reiterating how he isn't a misogynist and how everything he does revolves around women
....and then ends it by making some crackpot claim that he lived with lesbians and that 'as friends they're ok but they're in their bedroom having sex and you're a guy who hasn't gotten laid for a long time and they only like women and they have orgies in the bedroom and you're hearing it and it going to make you cry'
So....essentially hes claiming he lived with lesbians who had orgies he wasn't allowed to be a part of and it made him cry. This whole 'people are having orgies all around me' seems to be a recurring theme with almost everyone he lives with or has anything to do with. Given his creepy obsession with his niece and the clear innuendo he made about his mother years ago I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out his orgy nonsense applies to them as well. It would explain the jealousy he shows toward every woman and man he encounters, even family
That said, I was going to comment on the whole girl guide cookie thing but I think that one speaks for itself. He's getting angry and jealous of a picture on a box of girl guide cookies. That just screams that he's getting dangerously unhinged and is close to his breaking point. There is a ton of anger brewing in that tiny reptile brain of his
Fatal Walter
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If you haven't watched his video called While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve, I would recommend it. It includes mention of living with the lesbians who had sex orgies and also great things like him trying to get some guy to leave and go hang out at a homeless shelter and leave his girlfriend behind for Lucas. Somehow that move didn't work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtTIJTKvHA&t=1479s
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Eeeew Lucas!
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Spoken like literally no Gen Z ever. I'm fairly young and I've never heard a Zoomer ever say Hog, let alone refer to their penis as one.
I know he reads this thread. Lucas, you're not hip, stay in your own lane.
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Lucas gets a lot of his gen z exposure from Instagram and Facebook shitpost accounts like the Spokane kids he met for a beer that led to his Lacie breakdown. This would explain why his attempts to sound hip come off as cringy seeing as how he can’t tell the difference between sarcastic shitposting and serious Gen Z interests and slang.
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He didnt walk too far to give the guy the cookies. That dude just watched him ranting at a box of cookies from 50 feet away, then have him come over and say "fucking cookies!" and wander off. I bet he opened that box very carefully.
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Is he trying to spin the fact that he lives in government housing as he’s a working class hero who’s figured out how to live off of Unilever and the Koch brothers?
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You know, I wonder if Lucas now has a reputation with the homeless community of Spokane as well. I get the feeling enough of them witnessed his insanity to warn others about "this mumbling fat guy who'd give you snacks at random".
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Lucas is psychic.
He got it from his dad.
More girls acting like "giddy schoolgirls" and treating him like "Weezer having just touched down in Japan".
Lacie, right? That's who he's talking about?
She treated him like A ROCKSTAR!
She love / hated him.
Calls the girl "nigga" repeatedly.
DeletedSoul
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This is Lucas reimagining a period of his life when a couple allowed him to live in their apartment. He called them the lesbian couple and constantly complained about them on Facebook until he was finally kicked out. In reality, they behaved like a normal couple. The "orgies" are a complete fabrication by Lucas, who views any sex that doesn't involve him as greedy and selfish, because the pussy is being withheld from him.
A year or so ago a woman joined SOFALAW and claimed to be one of the members of that couple. She clarified that her partner was a trans man, and said Lucas's antics almost got them kicked out of their apartment. One particularly fun detail is that when they finally got Lucas out, cleaning up all the cum stains from the walls and floor left behind by his constant masturbation was a...dedicated effort.
ETA to clarify my comments.
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