Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

He sounds like he's had more than ten beers.

When you forget that bees are beneficial to flowers and say things like, "I'm an empath surrounded by narcissist bees"...

Interesting to watch him get progressively drunker.


...did I just listen to him ramble on for 15 minutes about a stripped down, board game version of Minecraft that he wants to make into a Kickstarter project?

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like he has come up with a new idea: doing a boardgame kickstarter scam. Gee, he totally isn't planning to claim he is making a board game, solicit what he thinks will be thousands of dollars from people and and then run off with the money and produce nothing

This is hilarious considering he has a history of literally admitting to scamming some woman out of $400 'cause he had to' back on his long rant on page 39

So.... zoe quinn crossover when?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He has boasted about people buying his games through Paypal. Surely the Kickstarter won't be a humiliatingly low figure if that wasn't a lie

The question is whether he can even produce a real-looking pitch to trick unsuspecting board game section browsers on that site, or whether his insanity will show through his every word.

 

[WonderWino]

He has boasted about people buying his games through Paypal. Surely the Kickstarter won't be a humiliatingly low figure if that wasn't a lie

The question is whether he can even produce a real-looking pitch to trick unsuspecting board game section browsers on that site, or whether his insanity will show through his every word.

The better question is.....will thunderfoot do a debunking video on the board games or his telomere science when he finds out about the kickstarter

EDIT: hes also been drinking 10 beer a day for awhile as well. Explains alot

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Listening to his drunk hiccups and belches is disgusting.

What 40 year old brags about drinking beer?

And of course the game is about food again. Feeding the animals pot? What?

How about you show all those little girls you love so much just how mature you can be by NOT drinking like a teenager, Mucous? Have a beer or 3, and that's it. How hard was that?

Wouldn't want anybody to think that totally NOT schizophrenic Lucas was self-medicating with a CNS depressant because, ya know, his manic episodes are becoming unbearable?

 

[Rogowski]

Seems Dream Catcher is deleting videos left and right.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, the Christmas videos are gone. I was looking at some comments and found this. Apparently, Dream Chaser worked at the Starbucks that Lucas used to frequent to get his hot cocoa and got banned from...

Seems Dream Catcher is deleting videos left and right.

 

[wenttobermuda]

What 40 year old brags about drinking beer?

... How about you show all those little girls you love so much just how mature you can be by NOT drinking like a teenager, Mucous? Have a beer or 3, and that's it. How hard was that?

Wouldn't want anybody to think that totally NOT schizophrenic Lucas was self-medicating with a CNS depressant because, ya know, his manic episodes are unbearable?

10 beers? He mentioned recently that he was considering getting 3 bottles of brandy and staying drunk all week, because he had nothing better going on.

This is the first good idea he's ever had, and I support and applaud it.

He is fortunate to be in the position of having neither work, nor adult responsibilities. He's little to distract him from staying drunk.

If Lucas wants to fully embrace alcoholism, there are more efficient ways to do it than 10 beers a day. Still, he's off to a good start.

 

[WonderWino]

Yeah, the Christmas videos are gone. I was looking at some comments and found this. Apparently, Dream Chaser worked at the Starbucks that Lucas used to frequent to get his hot cocoa and got banned from...

If what shes saying is true I find it odd she would wait for several years and then suddenly start in on lucas out of nowhere. Either there is alot more to the story that she isn't talking about or shes lying. It just doesn't pass the basic logic test

 

[Botchy Galoop]

If what shes saying is true I find it odd she would wait for several years and then suddenly start in on lucas out of nowhere. Either there is alot more to the story that she isn't talking about or shes lying. It just doesn't pass the basic logic test

My take is that she is lying. She probably doesn't live within 1000 miles of Spokane. She probably isn't even a she., just another sped trying to light the Wern up. I don't believe a word of it.

 

[Rogowski]

Yeah, the Christmas videos are gone. I was looking at some comments and found this. Apparently, Dream Chaser worked at the Starbucks that Lucas used to frequent to get his hot cocoa and got banned from...

My guess is she either got threatened by Lucas or she thinks we will out her. If she’s worried we’re going to go after her she’s wrong and I’d be more likely to give her a place to talk about it without having to delve into her identity.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

If she got spooked by that other car woman's face being posted then lol. Gorl, nobody cares that much beyond some light curiosity like seeing if Lucas has a "type".

I guess maybe she's scared that if she gets doxed the Wern will show up on her doorstep (which isn't too unrealistic a thought).

 

[BowlOfDick]

The lack of Telo-talk coming from Wern is interesting. Could this be an actual change in his behavior caused by Dan's letter/Luke's Fetlife activities, or is his psyche merely on a temporary sojourn in another realm of madness?

I for one am excited to see the outcome.

While Lucas's mounting animosity towards Spokane has raised questions over him potentially moving, I think this to be unlikely given his lack of resources and his utter reliance on the system. He's a compulsive spender and likely hoarder (kept in check by house rules) so I don't think he'd part with the scores of unplayed board games that sit in his apartment in order to uproot.

That said, I wouldn't put it past him to take another hand out of mong-money to 'go back to college', only to pull a fast one on them by using his financial aid to fund a move elsewhere.

While undoubtedly stupid under conventional metrics, Lucas is an expert-level moocher and has a particularly devious mind. For what he lacks in genuine life experience, Lucas has spent his whole adult life playing the system to give himself a comfortable existence.

Ok so this is utter fantasy, but please fellow Kiwis, humor me for a moment while I indulge in these scenarios:

• "Lucas Werner - Homecoming" - Luke goes to live in Arizona with his folks. Cue a 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' meets 'The Osbournes' reality show that we gleefully witness in his Youtube videos.
• "An American Pedo in London" - Wern uses his embezzled academic aid to blindly relocate to another country. Probably one with either a strong welfare system or low age of consent.
• "The Wern - Apocalypse" - Our hero goes off the grid as he elopes with his board games to another USA city and inevitably goes back to square one. The half-decade cycle of homelessness, hospitalization, rehabilitation, festering and relapse will repeat itself, albeit in another location.

 

[chantix]

My take is that she is lying. She probably doesn't live within 1000 miles of Spokane. She probably isn't even a she., just another sped trying to light the Wern up. I don't believe a word of it.

I aired this theory some posts ago, it rendered me three autistic badges

 

[Da Dude123]

Lol! These are great! Lucas stated on his last video that he has completely severed ties with his mother. Lucas claimed that he found some blog post from his mom where she said he was schizophrenic and was furious about it. He told her that he hates her and he would see her at her funeral. Lucas stated that the idea that he is schizophrenic is laughable, because he was never diagnosed with schizophrenia. It would be hilarious to see Lucas try to leave the US. He could not figure out how to get a passport or anything.

There are some cheaper places to live in the USA. I know some moderate sized cities in the Midwest where you can still get a 1 bedroom apartment for about 400 dollars a month. But as we said, Lucas needs his social worker to help him do things like this, so, I don't see him packing up his board games and going across the country.

As for Lucas and his school money. I know he gets a Pel Grant and some other free aid, which is such a waste and disgrace. But, I am fairly certain, he is probably taking out some other federal loans too. I did some research and found out that even if you are living on tardbux that will not stop the government from garnishing those to pay back student loan debt.

Lucas probably thinks that Andrew Yang or Bernie Sanders will come in and forgive all his student debt. But if not, Student loans never really go away, and he could have his tardbux garnished if he goes far in default of payments.

The lack of Telo-talk coming from Wern is interesting. Could this be an actual change in his behavior caused by Dan's letter/Luke's Fetlife activities, or is his psyche merely on a temporary sojourn in another realm of madness?

I for one am excited to see the outcome.

While Lucas's mounting animosity towards Spokane has raised questions over him potentially moving, I think this to be unlikely given his lack of resources and his utter reliance on the system. He's a compulsive spender and likely hoarder (kept in check by house rules) so I don't think he'd part with the scores of unplayed board games that sit in his apartment in order to uproot.

That said, I wouldn't put it past him to take another hand out of mong-money to 'go back to college', only to pull a fast one on them by using his financial aid to fund a move elsewhere.

While undoubtedly stupid under conventional metrics, Lucas is an expert-level moocher and has a particularly devious mind. For what he lacks in genuine life experience, Lucas has spent his whole adult life playing the system to give himself a comfortable existence.

Ok so this is utter fantasy, but please fellow Kiwis, humor me for a moment while I indulge in these scenarios:

• "Lucas Werner - Homecoming" - Luke goes to live in Arizona with his folks. Cue a 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' meets 'The Osbournes' reality show that we gleefully witness in his Youtube videos.
• "An American Pedo in London" - Wern uses his embezzled academic aid to blindly relocate to another country. Probably one with either a strong welfare system or low age of consent.
• "The Wern - Apocalypse" - Our hero goes off the grid as he elopes with his board games to another USA city and inevitably goes back to square one. The half-decade cycle of homelessness, hospitalization, rehabilitation, festering and relapse will repeat itself, albeit in another location.

 

[Wernology]

I aired this theory some posts ago, it rendered me three autistic badges

It's also possible that some of her videos would get her channel a strike under Youtube's new harassment rules and she pre-emptively removed them before he could report them.

There was a whole different dust up on twitter with "commentary"/drama channels about it as the influencers they were always reporting on had their PR teams ready to start striking channels until Youtube deleted them as the new rules mean making negative/bullying/attacking/etc...videos aimed at other Youtubers is now A YouTube Crime (or a TOU violation, either one), so all the drama channels started posting, "If you see my social blade go down by millions of views and notice videos missing or privated in the next few days, that's why" style things.

Main difference being their channels are monetized so losing their channel would mean a loss of some kind of income; hers isn't large enough to qualify for monetization.

 

[mothman96]

Lol! These are great! Lucas stated on his last video that he has completely severed ties with his mother. Lucas claimed that he found some blog post from his mom where she said he was schizophrenic and was furious about it. He told her that he hates her and he would see her at her funeral. Lucas stated that the idea that he is schizophrenic is laughable, because he was never diagnosed with schizophrenia. It would be hilarious to see Lucas try to leave the US. He could not figure out how to get a passport or anything.

His own words come back to bite him in the ass.

 

[laudanum]

Has the "empathic flower" forgotten about this? Granted it was back in 2016, but still.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Has the "empathic flower" forgotten about this? Granted it was back in 2016, but still.

Still the best tard fight ever recorded. Yaniv Vs Donald? Pfft. GTFO

 

[Garfieldchu]

It's also possible that some of her videos would get her channel a strike under Youtube's new harassment rules and she pre-emptively removed them before he could report them.

There was a whole different dust up on twitter with "commentary"/drama channels about it as the influencers they were always reporting on had their PR teams ready to start striking channels until Youtube deleted them as the new rules mean making negative/bullying/attacking/etc...videos aimed at other Youtubers is now A YouTube Crime (or a TOU violation, either one), so all the drama channels started posting, "If you see my social blade go down by millions of views and notice videos missing or privated in the next few days, that's why" style things.

Main difference being their channels are monetized so losing their channel would mean a loss of some kind of income; hers isn't large enough to qualify for monetization.

So does this mean the weekly crop of hacks reading the CWCki will come to an end?