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He'd have to become not actually schizophrenic before he had no excuse at all.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He'd have to become not actually schizophrenic before he had no excuse at all.
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I'm pretty sure Lucas wouldn't object to incest if it meant getting him teen pussy, given how quickly he contradicts himself on everything else he claims. He said it when she was 11 and even if she was 18 it would still be creepy as shit if it was said by anyone, being Lucas one made it worse since he technically has tried and failed to fuck a minor with the Starbucks incident
Not only the Starbucks incident. There was that 15 yr old in Olympia he tried to get using a burrito. He's also stalked middle school girls when they were doing a car wash. That guy Daniel in the fight video with Lucas, said Lucas was hitting on 14 yr olds and there was proof.
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Looks like Myrna’s husband had some kind of stroke. First time I’ve felt legitimately bad for her...No way she can deal with Lucas now even if she wants to.
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I'm not saying he's not a complete piece of shit, just saying the bar for not being A-Loggable any more is very, very low.
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Holy crap.
I swear I didn't apply an "old man" filter to this image.
Schizophrenics age 15 yrs faster compared to non-schizos. Lucas at 40 is comparable to a 55 yr old.
ETA: Looks like he still hasn't showered. He must stink. Stink bad.
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Well also he eats garbage and hangs out by dumpsters and generally enjoys the same lifestyle as a racoon, which has definitely taken its toll.
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Dear God, that is some ugly. Feels for Myrna though. Bad time for some serious shit non-corona related to happen.
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Lucas's odor comes through in visual mediums; he is one of those dudes who just looks like he stinks.
Here, we find him particularly rough and haggard with strong grows feet. He's doing something creepy with his tongue. Does he smell Zoomer poon? Can he taste cheesy cukes on his lips?
The effect is heightened for me if I take into consideration what the camera doesn't show: an epic baldspot and jiggly moobs.
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How long before he transitions into Tommy Tooter?
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It's his gross stringy long hair that always looks greasy and filthy, with his walls previously proving that in horrifying fashion. But, Lucas needs that hair to """keep looking young""".
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That's just Lucas without any of the filters he uses to try to look younger, probably in a creepy way to attract millennials/zoomers
If she had to deal with Lucas irl right now, I am pretty sure she'd end up in a mental hospital herself. Hell between the skin cancer, her husband having the stroke, and having to watch her son become homeless a second time and his mental health deteriorate further, I'm amazed she can keep going
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Oh man, I just cannot risk the idea of him deleting his hobo dating video.
My favorite bit was the part where he whines about women expecting men to pay for everything, including their medical bills, then calling them lazy without any hint of self-awareness.
My favorite bit was the part where he whines about women expecting men to pay for everything, including their medical bills, then calling them lazy without any hint of self-awareness.
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So if at the end of the date, Lucas feels the girl has "compassion" for him, ( they don't have to have sex, but will have sex if she wants) , that's when he'll pay the $100. This means the person who hooked him up with the date gets nothing, if the girl decides she doesn't want Lucas. Looks to be what he's expecting with "compassion" is a pity fuck. What was it that he said prior. A pity date, pity fuck, pity wife etc.
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Someone in SOFALAW shared this link which is an event page on Facebook that posts live updates of bed availability at Spokane homeless shelters. Granted their updates show that beds are gone very quickly but what I find interesting is that there are this many shelters in town and Lucas can’t go to any of them? Also they can’t tell what day it is either.
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Earlier this week I came across a page similar to that. It showed the number of beds available daily per shelter. At the time that I found it, House of Charity had like 3 beds available in the men's sleeping area.
Isn't he still at the Spokane library. I'm thinking his port a potty videos were in the outdoor toilet(s) the city set up for the homeless that were sent from the Cannon Shelter. They were getting an outdoor shower facility too. That's why I've wondered why Lucas is not using it.
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Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
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Lucas's dad had a stroke last year. With Myrna and her husband both having health issues, I wonder when Lucas will start bragging about that inheritance he thinks he's gonna get.
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Oh, his mom is married to someone else. And I think his father is the one with the land he keeps talking about.
By the way, I have no idea how he thinks that land is worth millions of dollars. Apparently it's in Aberdeen and property is really not worth much.
By the way, I have no idea how he thinks that land is worth millions of dollars. Apparently it's in Aberdeen and property is really not worth much.
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Dear god he's aging like a sith. an alcoholic sith at that. The funny thing is without the filters he looks like a sith and with them he has that artificial smooth changeling face look
Can you imagine that him walking up to you, as a 15 year old girl, looking like that and saying 'here is a burrito, would you like to come back to the homeless shelter with me and go on a date when you're 16? i've got an EBT card and can buy you dinner a couple times a month....but nothing fancy like churchills (note he actually said 'but nothing fancy like churchills in a fairly recent video...which is hilarious for many reasons)'
Cause I meant technically that is exactly what happened to that 15 year old awhile back that he tried to groom. Funny how he doesn't acknowledge that anymore. It must have finally drilled into his head that what he did legally constituted grooming a minor and is a felony
That said, it makes me wonder what the old man filter would make him look like....it must be horrific i'm sure
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The best part of that is that means biologically he is his 'between 35 - 55 peak for having a kid by his own pseudoscience logic and shouldn't be reproducing after turning 41 by his own admission
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....That is an unfair comparison. Raccoons at least wash their hands and their food before they eat it. Thats more than lucas does. They also have their own places to live and work to feed themselves
I have to admit, it would be the perfect time for lucas to show up at his mothers house in arizona. Having to deal with lucas would be a just level of karma for raising him to be such a narcissistic twit and enabling his behavior all his life
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At this rate he would be better off just going full shatner and just shaving it and wearing a tribble on his head instead
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She doesn't strike me as the kind of person who genuinely gives a shit about any of those things. Its always about her and how it affects her personally and reflects on her. Thats been the running theme with everything thats been seen about her so far. Just look at how she went on about the trip to mexico with no self awareness about how bad it made her look and how she could have done serious harm if she had been infected. No, it was all the governments fault. The skin cancer stuff was just a 'look at me!' situation, trying to get attention and pity points like a munchie - and i'm saying that as someone who has had tons of people with cancer in my family and never once saw someone pull something like that. The stroke? Same thing. Shes not at the hospital with him, shes not freaking out at home, shes sitting on the internet posting about it trying to get pity points for her. Lucas? a walking liability for her she raised to be a nutcase, enabled, made excuses for and flat out made up stories about fevers so high they aren't even physically possible without killing a person to explain his behavior, and even in the midst of making that shit up what did she do? Talk about how she 'blames herself' for it. That in itself shows what shes really thinking. If that supposed incident had anything to do with his behavior now she wouldn't have anything to blame herself for or to reflect badly on her. No, that was the fact she knew she gave him a mental illness through her genes slipping out. Anything she did was to distance herself from him cause of how it reflects on her. Even the rare interactions with kf or sofalaw members showed it with her 'well if you think he did something illegal call the cops, why are you bringing it up to me' when the whole CP with the 16 year old from VA was brought up to her. I'd bet big money on her being a legit sociopath
tldr: she doesn't truly give a shit about anyone but herself. Anything else is just as show because its expected and a way of either getting attention or distancing herself from anything that reflects badly on her[/quote]