Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I think most businesses don't like creepy homeless guys hanging around making videos. Hopefully it gets shared with the management what kind of person Lucas is, and how he isn't worth the potential harm to the brand when he barely has any money to gamble away, despite how easy he would be to con out of all his welfare
I'm going to power level a bit and copy and paste what I had to say about the casino video in SOFALAW:

Lucas will not last long at that casino before being banned, and here's how I know (from my 3 years working in one, as security and surveillance):

1. Casinos hate people who wander around their floor without gambling, especially if they partake of free drinks (which we know Lucas would).

2. Casinos hate homeless people, because homeless people are antithetical to the high class, worry free environment that casinos sell.

3. Casinos REALLY fucking hate people who record videos on the gambling floor, especially if slot machines or games are in view.

Lucas is hitting the trifecta with his behavior. I guarantee that surveillance is keeping an eye on him, and if he visits more than once or twice more he'll be kicked off property. If he comes back he'll be evicted, and if he's evicted then he will be arrested for trespassing if he shows up again.


Everything Lucas does is stupid, which is why he's homeless again, and if by a miracle he gets housing again, it'll only be a matter of time before he is homeless a third time.
Lucas should have got $1200 in Trumpbux, so it might be that if he bothered to get it.

EBT funds are not allowed to be spent on other people. I highly doubt Lucas would get busted for admitting this, but it's still dumb. Admitting to how much money he's saving is really stupid, and can lead to him losing SSI.
 
In many areas $1000 is close to what people would bring in each paycheck if the minimum wage was raised to $15 an hour.
You really don't want your minimum wage to be $15. It's done nothing but ruin places that have raised their minimum wage too high without any form of protections on pricing food and bills.

The big ones do sometimes, but smaller operations like the one I worked at and the one in Spokane won't. Las Vegas also runs a few games where the odds are slightly in the player's favor, in order to entice the rubes and get them hooked, which smaller locations can't afford to do.
I've never been to casino that had free anything up here, even in the larger cities. I always thought that was a Las Vegas thing because they can afford it. I was lucky to get slightly cheaper whiskey than the average bar at casinos around here and I swear it was close to the bottom shelf stuff. Not sure what casinos are like now though, it's been over fifteen years since I've been to one to gamble.
 
You really don't want your minimum wage to be $15. It's done nothing but ruin places that have raised their minimum wage too high without any form of protections on pricing food and bills.


I've never been to casino that had free anything up here, even in the larger cities. I always thought that was a Las Vegas thing because they can afford it. I was lucky to get slightly cheaper whiskey than the average bar at casinos around here and I swear it was close to the bottom shelf stuff. Not sure what casinos are like now though, it's been over fifteen years since I've been to one to gamble.
I'm not arguing *for* $15 minimum wage here. Not that I don't support it, but I've been involved when this thread has descended into political arguing before and it's so exhausting. (Yes, I've been at fault before, but I've learned my lesson).

I'm just trying to point out that anyone who makes a living wage will see roughly $1000 pop into their bank account every couple of weeks, even after taxes, by way of saying it's hilarious and pathetic to see Lucas brag about having it "saved up" as if it's a massive amount of money.
 
I'm not arguing *for* $15 minimum wage here. Not that I don't support it, but I've been involved when this thread has descended into political arguing before and it's so exhausting. (Yes, I've been at fault before, but I've learned my lesson).

I'm just trying to point out that anyone who makes a living wage will see roughly $1000 pop into their bank account every couple of weeks, even after taxes, by way of saying it's hilarious and pathetic to see Lucas brag about having it "saved up" as if it's a massive amount of money.
Massive amount of money for Lucas though would be like $800 which I think is double what he usually got earlier in the thread?
 
Lucas may be a nutjob but he still has the ability to understand context. He is speaking calm and quietly because he is in a shopping mall or similar public space so he knows not to bring attention to himself. When he is on the street by himself he knows he is free to rant, until there are others around, then he throws his jacket over his head. He hasn’t lost that inner censor or situational awareness. He understands what is acceptable and not acceptable in social contexts. I’m interested in when Lucas either loses this ability or decides to override it. That is when the real predatory behavior will break out.

If he understood context he wouldn't have misunderstood that starbucks barista smiling at him for being interested in him and wouldn't have given her the note provoking the whole starbucks incident. He also wouldn't keep going on about all these women with boyfriends at the college supposedly 'blushing' at him and how that means they are interested

He shuts up because, although he doesn't see anything he says or does as being a problem or a bad thing, he knows he'll get yelled at, insulted, threatened and eventually jailed or committed again if he isn't careful about what he says and where he says it. He doesn't understand why that is in context - the context being that he is batshit mental. He thinks its because everyone is out to get him, that they are all his rivals and enemies that are looking for any reason to stop him from getting a teen girl and everything else he 'deserves'

To put it simply, he is looking at the situation and drawing entirely different and nonsensical conclusions from what a normal person would in the same context. The way he deals with it just happens to be the same way a normal person would - by shutting up around anyone he considers a potential threat

That said, you're right, he will eventually either override it out of desperation or from mental degeneracy. Its part of his established pattern thats been going on his entire adult life. It happened many times before and will continue to do so

Stafford Beer Bong said:
Perhaps. It does seem to me like he still has that inner voice that tells him right from wrong or how to act in situations, even if it’s muted at times. And I don’t think it‘s based on a moral “right or wrong”, it’s knowing the consequences if he gets out of line.

His thinking is very binary. Its 'will doing x get me what I want?' if yes, 'will it make someone say or do something bad to me?' and thats pretty much it. His thinking is barely a step above a dog. He has no real concept of planning things out, long term planning, consequences, or normal morals. He lives in the moment, which is why you see him doing absurdly stupid things like buying board games he'll never play because he thinks he can use them to his advantage or living in a homeless shelter instead of at least attempting to find a place to live off the streets because 'I get a bed and free food this way so that leaves all my EBT and tardbux to use to get me a woman' (a woman he couldn't even take home or do anything with even if by some miracle he actually managed to get one) he is literally not capable of thinking ahead to what would happen after a successful first date

That said, he is showing just how stupid he is by skulking around a casino. Casinos do not fuck around. People like lucas are a threat to their business because they drive away potential customers through their presence alone, let alone if they start actively messing with the customers. If he tries to pull what he did in the clubs in there he won't be getting thrown out, security will drag his ass back to the security office and call the cops right then and there on him with very little provocation. He will get arrested for it, no ifs ands or buts on that one. and i'm saying that as someone who used to work security for a casino for awhile while I was in college. They are very strict about that shit. You fuck with the customers you fuck with their profit in a big way and there is zero tolerance for that and you can bet they already have their eyes on him and have since the second he walked through that door
 
If he understood context he wouldn't have misunderstood that starbucks barista smiling at him for being interested in him and wouldn't have given her the note provoking the whole starbucks incident. He also wouldn't keep going on about all these women with boyfriends at the college supposedly 'blushing' at him and how that means they are interested

He shuts up because, although he doesn't see anything he says or does as being a problem or a bad thing, he knows he'll get yelled at, insulted, threatened and eventually jailed or committed again if he isn't careful about what he says and where he says it. He doesn't understand why that is in context - the context being that he is batshit mental. He thinks its because everyone is out to get him, that they are all his rivals and enemies that are looking for any reason to stop him from getting a teen girl and everything else he 'deserves'

To put it simply, he is looking at the situation and drawing entirely different and nonsensical conclusions from what a normal person would in the same context. The way he deals with it just happens to be the same way a normal person would - by shutting up around anyone he considers a potential threat

That said, you're right, he will eventually either override it out of desperation or from mental degeneracy. Its part of his established pattern thats been going on his entire adult life. It happened many times before and will continue to do so



His thinking is very binary. Its 'will doing x get me what I want?' if yes, 'will it make someone say or do something bad to me?' and thats pretty much it. His thinking is barely a step above a dog. He has no real concept of planning things out, long term planning, consequences, or normal morals. He lives in the moment, which is why you see him doing absurdly stupid things like buying board games he'll never play because he thinks he can use them to his advantage or living in a homeless shelter instead of at least attempting to find a place to live off the streets because 'I get a bed and free food this way so that leaves all my EBT and tardbux to use to get me a woman' (a woman he couldn't even take home or do anything with even if by some miracle he actually managed to get one) he is literally not capable of thinking ahead to what would happen after a successful first date

That said, he is showing just how stupid he is by skulking around a casino. Casinos do not fuck around. People like lucas are a threat to their business because they drive away potential customers through their presence alone, let alone if they start actively messing with the customers. If he tries to pull what he did in the clubs in there he won't be getting thrown out, security will drag his ass back to the security office and call the cops right then and there on him with very little provocation. He will get arrested for it, no ifs ands or buts on that one. and i'm saying that as someone who used to work security for a casino for awhile while I was in college. They are very strict about that shit. You fuck with the customers you fuck with their profit in a big way and there is zero tolerance for that and you can bet they already have their eyes on him and have since the second he walked through that door
Seconded, casinos are hardcore. They probably only tolerate him now because of the covid, I’m sure they’ve had a dip in profits.
 
Seconded, casinos are hardcore. They probably only tolerate him now because of the covid, I’m sure they’ve had a dip in profits.
I don't think the citizens of Airway Heights and the casino management are yet aware, the infamous insane pedo of Spokane is making their city his "home" away from home.

ETA: Looks to be he's on a roll again. 5 videos in the last hour. Can't tell by the background if he's in Spokane.
 
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That said, he is showing just how stupid he is by skulking around a casino. Casinos do not fuck around. People like lucas are a threat to their business because they drive away potential customers through their presence alone, let alone if they start actively messing with the customers.

So do normie businesses but unlike normie businesses, casinos ROUTINELY give losers like Lucas the heave-ho. If they didn't, they'd get overrun by scumbags in no time at all. By scumbags, I mean scumbags like Lucas, not the scumbags who they make money on.
 

Pissy because he wants everyone to 'mind their own business'

His eyes are darting around like a paranoid meth addict out of fear of someone overhearing him

He gulps down a container of low fat chocolate milk. Gotta watch that weight right

Schitzo facial expressions


More broken record 'you're left wing and a bigot' and how its totally a good idea to call people a nigga
 

Pissy because he wants everyone to 'mind their own business'

His eyes are darting around like a paranoid meth addict out of fear of someone overhearing him

He gulps down a container of low fat chocolate tard cum. Gotta watch that weight right

Schitzo facial expressions


More broken record 'you're left wing and a bigot' and how its totally a good idea to call people a nigga
I might over share every minute of everyday of my pathetic life on multiple social media platforms, but mind your own business!!!
 
That said, he is showing just how stupid he is by skulking around a casino. Casinos do not fuck around. People like lucas are a threat to their business because they drive away potential customers through their presence alone, let alone if they start actively messing with the customers. If he tries to pull what he did in the clubs in there he won't be getting thrown out, security will drag his ass back to the security office and call the cops right then and there on him with very little provocation. He will get arrested for it, no ifs ands or buts on that one. and i'm saying that as someone who used to work security for a casino for awhile while I was in college. They are very strict about that shit. You fuck with the customers you fuck with their profit in a big way and there is zero tolerance for that and you can bet they already have their eyes on him and have since the second he walked through that door

You're partially right. In my experience, they'll follow an escalation of force model. First a security officer will be dispatched to tell him to GTFO, and will proceed to escort him off property for loitering. If he comes back, they'll ask him to come back into the security office and formally evict him there, complete with a mugshot and paperwork that he'll be asked to sign.

If he refuses to go into the security office and just leaves, then he'll be verbally evicted and security will ask Surveillance to get as good a shot of his face as they can (and they can usually get really good face shots. I was personally pretty versed in doing so. It's frightening what a casino camera can see if they decide to zoom in on you).

Either way, if he ever comes back for any reason and is recognized as a property evict, then he'll get nailed for criminal trespass. In my state it's a misdemeanor and he'd be issued a summons for arraignment, after which he'll be released and escorted off property again.

If he comes back after his court date has passed and there's a warrant out for his arrest (because we know Wern sucks at court appearances), then he'll be perp walked to a squad car once he's caught and taken to jail.

State laws and the level of cooperation between the casino and law enforcement will change the details, of course, but what I just described is how 99 percent of the homeless evictions we dealt with were handled.

There was actually one guy who was a serial trespasser, but he was legit schizo and didn't understand what he was doing wrong. He sometimes thought he was an FBI agent, other times thought he was an airline pilot, things like that. He only went to jail once or twice, out of about a dozen trespassing arrests by the state troopers. They only took trespassers straight to jail if they were caught with drugs or other contraband, or had warrants, or were on a parole violation.
 
If he comes back after his court date has passed and there's a warrant out for his arrest (because we know Wern sucks at court appearances), then he'll be perp walked to a squad car once he's caught and taken to jail.

I don't think he'll even push it that far. He's pretty timid when actually challenged. Unless he deteriorates to the state where he literally doesn't grasp that he's banned.
 
You're partially right. In my experience, they'll follow an escalation of force model. First a security officer will be dispatched to tell him to GTFO, and will proceed to escort him off property for loitering. If he comes back, they'll ask him to come back into the security office and formally evict him there, complete with a mugshot and paperwork that he'll be asked to sign.

If he refuses to go into the security office and just leaves, then he'll be verbally evicted and security will ask Surveillance to get as good a shot of his face as they can (and they can usually get really good face shots. I was personally pretty versed in doing so. It's frightening what a casino camera can see if they decide to zoom in on you).

Either way, if he ever comes back for any reason and is recognized as a property evict, then he'll get nailed for criminal trespass. In my state it's a misdemeanor and he'd be issued a summons for arraignment, after which he'll be released and escorted off property again.

If he comes back after his court date has passed and there's a warrant out for his arrest (because we know Wern sucks at court appearances), then he'll be perp walked to a squad car once he's caught and taken to jail.

State laws and the level of cooperation between the casino and law enforcement will change the details, of course, but what I just described is how 99 percent of the homeless evictions we dealt with were handled.

There was actually one guy who was a serial trespasser, but he was legit schizo and didn't understand what he was doing wrong. He sometimes thought he was an FBI agent, other times thought he was an airline pilot, things like that. He only went to jail once or twice, out of about a dozen trespassing arrests by the state troopers. They only took trespassers straight to jail if they were caught with drugs or other contraband, or had warrants, or were on a parole violation.

No, i'm not partially right, i've literally done that job. The stuff you're talking about is with the average hobo loitering around and mildly annoying people. Those are the ones that get told to leave and milder steps taken. I'm talking about lucas's antics that got him banned from the bars and clubs of spokane and from places like starbucks. Things like slipping notes, acting like a creepy perv and most importantly, going around recording people the way he did at the bars. If he does that he isn't getting kicked out, hes getting physically dragged to the security office and the police are getting involved so the casino can find out exactly what that recording is all about. Thats one of the big no nos for things to do in a casino and sets off all kinds of red flags. We're not talking about taking selfies here, we're talking about recording people (and other things for that matter) without their consent, let alone in a creepy manner. For all security knows lucas is either planning to harm someone/stalk someone in their casino or he's putting on an act and trying to case the casino for some reason. This isn't about trespassing at all, or being a harmless schitzo who is confused as to who he is but isn't harming anyone. I'm talking about behavior that crosses the line into lucas's well known full creeper mode behavior. Lucas won't be getting away with that by waddling off toward the front door if hes stupid enough to try it. He won't get pissy with the security guards most likely, but he won't like what happens if they have to confront him for that kind of behavior
 
No, i'm not partially right, i've literally done that job. The stuff you're talking about is with the average hobo loitering around and mildly annoying people. Those are the ones that get told to leave and milder steps taken. I'm talking about lucas's antics that got him banned from the bars and clubs of spokane and from places like starbucks. Things like slipping notes, acting like a creepy perv and most importantly, going around recording people the way he did at the bars. If he does that he isn't getting kicked out, hes getting physically dragged to the security office and the police are getting involved so the casino can find out exactly what that recording is all about. Thats one of the big no nos for things to do in a casino and sets off all kinds of red flags. We're not talking about taking selfies here, we're talking about recording people (and other things for that matter) without their consent, let alone in a creepy manner. For all security knows lucas is either planning to harm someone/stalk someone in their casino or he's putting on an act and trying to case the casino for some reason. This isn't about trespassing at all, or being a harmless schitzo who is confused as to who he is but isn't harming anyone. I'm talking about behavior that crosses the line into lucas's well known full creeper mode behavior. Lucas won't be getting away with that by waddling off toward the front door if hes stupid enough to try it. He won't get pissy with the security guards most likely, but he won't like what happens if they have to confront him for that kind of behavior
Okay, if you're talking about him doing all of that, then yes, it'll be closer to what you describe.
 
He doesn't deserve a girlfriend with that dinky little wang.
I'm starting to think all this n-word stuff might be about that. Like, his soft, malformed, ape brain has been overcompensating for so long, and he's so fixated on dealing narcotta for poon, that he's connected the dots from "big dick" to "dope dealer" in a chain of subpar reasoning that only makes sense of you were already racist.

"I ate his telomeres. With some Cocktail Peps and a nice Christian Brothers Brandy..."

"Was he a great big fat pedo?"

"It puts the foot lotion on its face...or else it gets-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!"
Hey, at least Hannibal had standards, and was fucking polite. Lucas would probably just taste like warped leather and cheesy cukes. I'm getting more of a Multiple Miggs vibe.
 
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Once again creeper is at it again with the bullshit trying to justify yelling "nigga like a black guy" while trying to preach how he's not racist and everyone is discriminating him. If it were a free speech issue, and Lucas wasn't a garbage human, maybe I could sympathise. The fact he just does it for attention and to poorly attract teen girls just makes it all the more pathetic. Nice to see Lucas committing so much of his time productively instead of finding housing, or you know finding a way to not spend the next year living in a shelter.

Again with the communism eh Lucas. We all know you're too re-tarded to understand any of the politics you rant about, your 'solution' to capitalism/greed has made that pretty clear multiple times. Just admit you don't understand a subject you're talking about for once, and that you want to yell slurs because you don't care about racism or sexism, it's better than posting airbrushed photos of yourself with a hobo tan and trying to act like a victim, nobody feels sorry for you anymore. Also nice you keep calling others bigots while talking about women like they're objects to be given away, really sells the you're being discriminated against angle when you keep reducing other people to objects that exist to please you.

Tl'dr Lucas making his usual incel rant while telling others to ignore his own bigotry and not pay him attention, since he always gets in trouble when someone pays too close attention to him in Spokane
 
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