Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

I dunno, man; seems like a brick would be cheaper and more effective...

Or a bag of shit. I’m certain it would actually improve his smell.

 

[Wernology]

Tonight's collection of Lucas spewing hot summer day landfill garbage from his mouth.

 

[Amewsed]

 

[NattyDaddy]

Tonight's collection of Lucas spewing hot summer day landfill garbage from his mouth.

My man out here bragging about fingering a black chick while he tries the choke down his own vomit.. He really is something else fuck.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Hey @wenttobermuda , we can add another word to the "Gallouse" list:

In this vid, Pukas describes Americans as "intellectually droll", which for ya boy is just another way of saying stupid, not that you would think Lucas would need any more insults for other people's low intelligence, since that seems to be his go-to criticism, but nonetheless Lucas describes Americans as droll, oh yeah "intellectually droll."

There's no excuse for this.

In a time before Google, a windy fool eager to be mistaken for eloquent may've awkwardly used a word he didn't understand. It's why malapropisms are a thing.

Now, even a fool knows enough to Google that baffling word he doesn't get before he uses it.

But not Lucas.

He's plenty good, remember?

Lucas thinks he understands. Thus "intellectually droll" (droll=curious, unusual) for stupid. That's pretty stupid. That's Lucas.

I can only guess where he heard "droll" and how he arrived at it's definition.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Tonight's collection of Lucas spewing hot summer day landfill garbage from his mouth.

I wonder what impelled Lucas to take these rambling excursions into his (mostly make-believe) sexual history? It’s interesting to watch him paste together partial memories with made up, fanciful details. You can almost see the hamster wheel turning in his pea brain as he improvises a false memory where he is the hero of his own little play.

And I think this was already noted earlier in the thread, but the two newest buzz words he is using to sound intelligent, opulence and droll, he is completely misusing and clearly hasn’t a clue what they mean.

Edit - ninja’d by @wenttobermuda

 

[Fapcop]

My man out here bragging about fingering a black chick while he tries the choke down his own vomit.. He really is something else fuck.

Cucked by acid reflux!

Lucas seems to mind being called a racist, so can we get a: “Lucas is so racist he can’t fingerbang a black girl without vomiting”-meme going?

Holy shit is that man autistic! “We’re all leftists here in gen Z!” And where the duck did he get that: “95% are for Bernie Sanders” nonsense from? The homeless shelter?

Color me surprised at homeless bums being for free money and massive tax increases!

I wonder what impelled Lucas to take these rambling excursions into his (mostly make-believe) sexual history? It’s interesting to watch him paste together partial memories with made up, fanciful details. You can almost see the hamster wheel turning in his pea brain as he improvises a false memory where he is the hero of his own little play.
Edit - ninja’d by @wenttobermuda

Loneliness maybe? He’s one of the loneliest homeless people I’ve ever seen.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Well, there's at least a troll lurking under the bridges of Spokane but I don't think his identity is much of a mystery.

'I'm about to ramble here for a bit...

Man Lucas fucking hates you Walter, and watching him seethe about your videos is the gift that keeps on giving. At an individual level, your videos piss him off so much more than any posts or series of posts with similar content written here on KF or SOFALAW. This is obviously a good thing because any time Lucas is upset or uncomfortable is well deserved for something he's done in the past or will inevitably do in the future.

It's easy to understand why he hates your videos, they're entertaining, indisputably true, and contain content that would reasonably prevent him from ever gaining employment or finding a romantic partner. Ever. As in the rest of his life.

It's interesting to think about...the reason(s) the WF videos piss him off so much more than others. I think the reason has as much to do with KF and/or Lucas's pea brain as they do with the WF videos themselves.

In addition to his many mental illnesses and autism, Lucas is also borderline mentally retarded. His mind is not capable of anything beyond simple counting, so quantifying the number of people that have read, commented, engaged etc. on KF and Facebook over the years, forever documenting his insanity, isn't even a concept he's capable of understanding. It's literally just a black hole to him where he is able to read something someone wrote about him. The Walter Fate videos are much more entertaining than 900 pages of Wernology but the sheer volume and level of detail on KF should be much more outwardly concerning to Lucas. Alas, it is not. Which brings me to my next point...

Lucas does not read KF as much as I think many people expect. At least not to the level of detail that you or I would go into if we were unfortunate enough to find ourselves being discussed within these hallowed halls. And it's not for lack of interest or concern. He very much cares and hates what is being written, he's simply too fucking stupid and weak minded to stay focused and read through each post. It's more so the stupid part as opposed to not being able to handle it because his unique blend of autism, mental illness, and devastatingly low IQ actually make him nearly bullet proof to criticism.

I would guess he likely opens KF semi frequently, but if he's even able to navigate the site he is overwhelmed by the sheer volume of words and the unreasonable length of time it takes him to read and understand things. When he finally is able to process what is being said it frustrates him that he can't delete people's comments like IG/FB and then gets banned when he acts out the only way his primitive brain knows how, posting graphic gay porn.

Obviously KF and SOFALAW bother him quite a bit at a conceptual level, but the method and presentation of Lucas' insanity in these threads isn't nearly as organized, annotated, and shown in ideal chronological order to perfectly highlight what a piece of shit he is as they are in the WF videos. And any time things are made easier to understand it benefits Lucas and in this case allows him to reach rarely seen levels of seethe.

Thank you for your service, Walter. Please make more. I get an unreasonable amount of joy seeing something actually sink in and for him to actually address individual points of what people have pointed out.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

It's funny he's so focused on Walter. Guess lucas missed the Irate Alex video were lucas is referred to as king of incels. I mean he does pretend to be royalty so I feel it's a fitting title.

 

[Redvoid414]

Been lurking for a while and decided to finally comment on this.....spectacle.

I honestly can't believe someone like this actually exists. I've seen plenty incels of varying levels of pitifulness and insanity on the net, but this takes the greasy, raving, predatory cake. This guy is somehow like every incel stereotype cranked up to eleven and rolled up into a living, breathing, existing (barely) human being. Every time I see those dumbass """memes""" or insane rambling posts he made I am legitimately astonished they are not parodies/jabs specifically made to mock him.

It's so sad it would be almost funny if he wasn't so genuinely unsettling in just about every aspect....which often loops back around to morbidly hilarious due to the sheer extent he takes it.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

The videos from a day or two ago where he's sitting in the library (?) alone with the camera on his profile while he rants into the nothingness had serious sanatorium vibes. I've been noticing more and more that Lucas is pretending he's having a conversation with someone on the other end, especially when he's in a restaurant or around the other homeless.

 

[WonderWino]

The videos from a day or two ago where he's sitting in the library (?) alone with the camera on his profile while he rants into the nothingness had serious sanatorium vibes. I've been noticing more and more that Lucas is pretending he's having a conversation with someone on the other end, especially when he's in a restaurant or around the other homeless.

When I read that the first thing I thought of is this

Just replace dukat with lucas and the similarities to lucas's level of crazy are eerie. Its exactly how I picture lucas interacting with the insane world inside his own head

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

The videos from a day or two ago where he's sitting in the library (?) alone with the camera on his profile while he rants into the nothingness had serious sanatorium vibes. I've been noticing more and more that Lucas is pretending he's having a conversation with someone on the other end, especially when he's in a restaurant or around the other homeless.

Along with the tough guy routine he cycles through, I've really enjoyed this recently.

It's so entertaining to watch Lucas' simpleton brain at work. Like clockwork, but in no particular order, Lucas cycles through these strategies/tactics for picking up women that he's either cooked up himself or he's stumbled upon in the dark corners of the internet. I'd say this particular strategy falls under the manipulation or 'pick up artist' tactic.

I remember doing this type of thing when I was in 8th/9th grade because I was self-conscious just standing there for whatever reason and didn't know what else to do. So I pretended to talk on my Nokia cell phone. Lame, yes, but I was 12-13 years old so you live and learn. Luke having the mind and cognitive ability of a child isn't the same thing, obviously.

Lucas, on the other hand, I believe is doing this to demonstrate 'social value' to prospective fetus hosts. He's trying to portray that he's popular, that people want to talk to him, even interrupt him while he's making videos. That's how popular he is, people just can't resist interacting with him.

And you, zoomer baes, would be lucky to receive the chance at a double helping of his super splooge.

If we suspend all disbelief and accept what Lucas says about his tee-low-meers (recent pronunciation) giving his sperm super powers, his lack of success in his incel crusade would mean that women are literally fighting zillions of years of reproductive instincts because he is so revolting and broken.

Here in actual reality, we know those instincts are working exactly as designed. Thankfully.

Those natural instincts are why Lucas will die alone buried in an unmarked pauper's grave. Even in death Lucas will be a drain on society.

 

[mothman96]

The DV comment.

 

[Free the Pedos]

When I read that the first thing I thought of is this

Just replace dukat with lucas and the similarities to lucas's level of crazy are eerie. Its exactly how I picture lucas interacting with the insane world inside his own head

Yeah but Dukat was GREEDY with multiple women and had at least 8 kids.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Isn't Golden USB #5 Today?


Anyone have a link?

 

[cigarettesalsa]

How can I listen without a FB account?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

How can I listen without a FB account?

Pretty sure we can with a link, even w/o an account

 

[WonderWino]

How can I listen without a FB account?

They said something about it being available through multiple platforms but I haven't seen any links for any of them unfortunately

 

[ThomasAudley]

His latest vid is 10 minutes of rambling, but here's the cliffs:
- His new shirt (from Goodwill - an American thrift store) is a little baggy on him. Then he reveals it's a 3X (XXXL). He used to be a 5X in 2010 "but if a black man can be president then I can lose some weight."
- Protests are a great place to meet young people to have your babies, unless you're republican.
- Walter Fate is a Joe Biden establishment democrat.
- He supports ACAB, but "not all cops are bad" and "sure we need some cops."
- Half the vid is repeating the point that there is surveillance everywhere.

He is seriously stupid as fuck, it's going to be a challenge to get through the podcast today. Previous ones have seen him being told to quiet down because there's kids around and getting cited by the police for trespassing. Hopefully today will have something equally lulzy, but based on his most recent vid he seems to be in a lobby somewhere with an annoying whirring sound that is liable to give me a migraine if I have to listen to it for an hour.