Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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Wasnt Chris in a tard home?
Chris was in jail. He’s been there since he was arrested (with a stop at a mental hospital for evaluation).

Did he get bailed out from the tard home?
No, the court booted him somewhere. Possibly a tard home.

Where is he going now?
Godbear only knows. Possibilities include tard home, halfway house, homeless shelter. But it’s all speculation.

And what are the places he cannot go to now and what are the consequences of going there?
We don’t know. One would think he’s legally banned from anywhere Barb is, but Chris gets away with a lot.
 
The internet didn’t make Chris rape his elderly demented mother, true. That said, did years of trolling and returning to the internet despite being fucked with every time he returned turn him into an ~infallible CPU goddess~ who was the main character overseeing a dimensional merge that he would be the god of and could do whatever he wanted including boinking Barb with no consequences? As much as we love some good Chris content, yeah, it did.

With 2 years of incarceration to work with and to take a hard look at Chris’ entire saga online that is all readily available to anyone who can use google, it’s entirely likely the legal fucks knew. If there was any situation where a court would make a rare decision to ban social media with legal repercussions if the person didn’t comply, it’s this one.

Obviously all speculation and opinion but I’m putting my money on not seeing Chris again until all this court stuff is settled
 
HEY DO YOU HAVE CHRIS CHAN

realistically though chris will pop up eventually. he cant be outright banned from using the internet but because his case is still pending he was probably told by heilberg to stay off social media to ensure that he doesn't end up incriminating himself which he would do within a matter of hours if he is allowed to openly communicate with anyone.

also its important to understand how prison likely impacted Chris. as you can see he entered prison full of delusions that everything would be fine and he would be back home raping barb within a matter of days. as months passed he started getting annoyed and frustrated but still held delusions that he would be able to return home eventually. what you see at the end is a soulless husk who was told that all his toys were gone, his house was gone, Barb is gone and that he will be stuck in a padded room with a bunch of slow in the minds like him. there is no more anger and frustration in that face, just depression, fear and uncertainty. if we do see Chris again down the line we will all probably wish we didn't.

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Talk about white buck broken.
 
I wonder where Tardo is.

Does he have enough underwear and Fanta?

Is someone taking care of Clover? Or was it Snoopy that died?

How is Chris's toys doing?

Is Magi-Chan helping with the house payments?

And what will become of Cwcville?
 
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Chris is not the type of person who stays of the internet voluntarily. Besides, About 2 months before his release, Gateway homes was in contact with the court to have him moved there. Its very likely that he lives in a group home or so.

I don't really get why people are keep asking where Chris is. If you wanna know, go look for him. Most people here are living in the states and possible in Virginia.
You never give up, huh?
 
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I think a likely scenario is Chris is in a group home with at best limited internet time, and either his lawyer or tard handler managed to convince him to avoid making himself known, probably with the promise of toys. The limited time + carrot will probably keep Chris quiet for a while until either something more permanent happens or he breaks the deal because he's so smart and sneaky
and then he gets his privileges removed and no more legos
 
Two orders were added today on his case's page.
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I'm fairly certain group homes and halfway houses don't count as private medical establishments and therefore not subject to hippa or anything like that. While I don't advocate any one calling or going to these potential places chris is at I'm fairly confident that if someone called or visited they'd either pass the phone to chris if someone called asking for chris or be allowed to see him (assuming said theoretical visitor arrived during visiting hours)
 
Two orders were added today on his case's page.
Huh. So maybe he hasn't actually been released until today? I'm not gonna pretend to know how this shit works, but it would make sense if you have to wait X amount of days or have some other kind of bureaucratic shit done before your release.

That would also explain why someone as attention hungry and terminally online as Chris hasn't posted anything whatsoever since being released. Personally I just thought he didn't have access to a cell phone or computer yet and didn't have the money for one.
 
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