Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Procrastinhater]

thought Borb had some lame assed reverse mortgage on the house, so when she dies doesn't the bank get it?

Banks will let relatives take over sometimes, it's easier for them than siezing and reselling. My Moms Aunt had one of those, when she died I bought it so my Mom's sister could still live there (she wasn't well).
Of course that depends on wether Chris has any money (lol) or wether there's anyone willing to negotiate with the bank for him.

 

[JackoVerde]

Liquid chris reaction to Ian Brandon Anderson being freed.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Has there been any confirmation on who posted bail for him? I'm going to guess his lawyer probably got him a bail bond arranged.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I guess in a way, this confirms the rumor that they got divorced. Good for Chris, I never really liked Kacey.

This dude is a LARPer. The real Liquid had a withered arm if you noticed.

 

[Fortyone]

I choose to believe his release looked something like this:

 

[RollerGator]

I choose to believe his release looked something like this:

"What about your Legos?"
"Already built em."

 

[Drectile Eysfunction]

Whats with his arms has bro been on that ethiopian diet in prison??

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Mothers, lock-up your mothers, Chris-chan's on the town.

 

[Sorades]

Given his inactivity, it's likely that he was brought into a group home. One of such facilities actually contacted the prison. They are apparently a non profit that offer mentally ill group homes. Maybe Chris was brought there.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

God help us all

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I choose to believe his release looked something like this:

So that's what that Simpsons scene was parodying?

"S05E02 - Sideshow Bob's Parole Hearing" (at end of clip)

 

[Fortyone]

So that's what that Simpsons scene was parodying?

"S05E02 - Sideshow Bob's Parole Hearing" (at end of clip)

Yup, and just like sideshow bob went after Bart Chris is going to go after Barb, Null, Kengle, and Janke

 

[Fapcop]

If his shit is still in the house or has been moved to a storage unit, he has a shot at getting it.

(Yes, I saw the picture of the boxes and bags by the side of the road too, but there are no toys in that pic. I’m not getting my hopes up)

Barb is too much of a cheapskate to just throw out thousands of dollars of crap.

The horde is somewhere. And like with the Barbussy, Chris can’t wait to get his hands on it again.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

I dont know why people think that if he was sent to a group home he'd be without internet, a group home is neither a prison or a mental institution. It's a home for the retarded where they get assistance with daily tasks. It's to help them to live fullfilling lives despite their handicaps.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Yup, and just like sideshow bob went after Bart Chris is going to go after Barb, Null, Kengle, and Janke

I doubt he'd succeed, but it could be likely he'd try.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Waiting on that merge

 

[Cronkle]

What group home could be good enough for Jesus Christ? The son of god who fucked his own mother to pay for our sins?

 

[King Kiwi]

You should always be ready, for the Son of Barb will arrive like a thief in the night.

You know that one song from Rugrats movie that the baby's misinterpret as "Gift from a Bob" yeah they weren't talking about Chris.

 

[Pedophobe]

Yup, and just like sideshow bob went after Bart Chris is going to go after Barb, Null, Kengle, and Janke

That whole episode is essentially a scene-for-scene parody of the '90s remake of Cape Fear which is a really good film. Download it today.

 

[King Kiwi]

That whole episode is essentially a scene-for-scene parody of the '90s remake of Cape Fear which is a really good film. Download it today.

Well we know who can supply Chris with the tasers.

I'm surprised Praetor Tot won't come forward and let us know about his plans let Chris come live with him.

He was so forthcoming and such an immediate part of Chris's life a few short weeks ago.

Oh well can't wait to see the goddess logs hit list.