3. Barb died so he has the house for himself
I thought Borb had some lame assed reverse mortgage on the house, so when she dies doesn't the bank get it? Someone who knows more can correct the record though.
Whoever did is going to try and grift a ton of clout from this, I couldn't believe they wouldn't.
Surprised we haven't had anyone come out of the woodwork yet and claim they sprung Chris. It's early though and I'm posting this from page 16 so it might have come out by now.
20 Coachcoins™ on Chris getting thrown back in the rubber room!
Going full schizo mode, maybe this is evidence some random dickhead on reddit did this? Could easily be coincidence, I wholeheartedly embrace any puzzle piece stickers I receive
If some random dickhead from reddit did it, he'd probably be coming here or somewhere else looking for asspats. Only like halfway through the thread at this point so we may have learned who did it by the time this gets posted.
He need no income to plunder trashcans. Mmm, half-eaten and rotten chicken, yummy.
Taking a page from Ralph's book and going for trash-burgers? Baste and guntpilled.
He absolutely will end up on the internet someway, probably by proxy through a troll/ween/cloutwhore etc.
There's probably a couple different cars full of christubers rolling around the Ruckersville and C.ville area hoping to catch him raiding a gamestop dumpster.
I have no doubt he's twice as fucking batty now. He's had nothing but his own mind for a while now, I can't really imagine reality setting in anytime soon
Didn't he spend a good chunk of his jail time in solitary / isolation too? That's got to be twice as hard on him, being stuck in a cell with your own pop culture addled thoughts.
Is that bandage on his arm?
Looks like it might be some sort of hospital bracelet. Could be a bandage or something though.
and besides, why would Keffals even wanna bail out someone who might do something that'll put the movement's 'good name' in jeoperty?
Moreover, I think Lucas is still in rehab, so I don't think he's doing anything other than wishing he could suck a dick for some blow.
Phone Jockey had more restraint than I would have. Who knows though, maybe they have no idea who Chris even is. Might just be a name on a screen to them. Wild to think there's people out there who have zero knowledge of christory. I envy them sometimes.
It was court-ordered.
That might mean that the state of Virginia divested of him themselves.
Think this is him getting out on time served? If they count pre trial days as 2 off your sentence he would have banked a lot of time.
He hasnt been sentenced though, so if he was released wont they have given him the shit he had on him when he got arrested in a bag?
Generally speaking, but if something in his personal stuff was considered evidence the police / state might have taken it.
Place your bets on how quickly that Dillan faggot tries to get Chris on his podcast.
Weird little nigga's probably already in Chris' inbox. Dillon Tomas 'er whatever he calls himself has to be one of the worst christubers out there. He sounds like he's perpetually got a stick up his ass.
Why does his prison photo look like one of the survivors of Auschwitz?
Chris probably doesn't like the jail food. You'd think weens would keep his commissary loaded, but I'm honestly not sure how many people are going to float cash to the literal motherfucker now.
Otherwise I'm personally not that invested either. Late-stage chris was insufferable and that whole mother raping thing was just somber, depressing and gross. People supporting and chasing him for clout should realize that they're interacting with an actual, honest-to-god rapist. He even stole money from her after the fact.
These niggas don't care that Chris raped his mom, and care even less that he robbed her after he did it. All they care about is clout and its kind of super pathetic.
I wonder how many miles of cock his bussy has received on his little vacation
Good job guys, we got to page 55 before Mutt's Law was invoked. I think that's got to be a record.
Was Chris protected or was he at the helm of the big nigger tyrone?
No wonder Chris looks so dead...
I think Chris was in protective custody or solitary most of his little vacay but I could be wrong. I don't think he'd survive even a county jail's gen pop.
I hope with all sincerity that Chris does NOT end up in shared housing with the mentally disabled. He's an opportune rapist who targets the vulnerable. Imagine if he impregnates one.
They don't have co-ed retard ranches do they? They've got to have enough foresight to not shack male and female spastics in the same place... right?
When the peace of the grave takes us.
Is it just me or does Chris look a lot more feminine in that recent booking picture?
Granted, it’s the “insane bag lady/homeless aging schizo lady” look but still…
Not really. He just looks like an unwashed addict. Jailhouse Chris looks like he'd walk up to you coming out of a store to bum cigs or ask if you knew where to get "food".
The Gunt, the Horse, and the Hedgehog.
Sounds like a secktur reboot of the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
I wonder where the place he's being transported to is. If they create a public record for the transportation, it's likely to be a long way away. I wonder if it's even in Virginia? Shipping him to a retard farm in Idaho to dig up potatoes would certainly keep him from returning to 14 BC.
It'd probably be the best thing for him, but we all know Chris would just spaz out the second he had to do any actual work and probably end up back in jail or on the street.
For all we know Barb is dead and there's no longer any reason to prevent him from returning to 14BC.
But doesn't Barb have a reverse mortgage on the house? I was under the impression that when Barb died the bank or the creditors got the house.
Not sure what to make of all of this. Still no word on who sprung Chris, but earlier in the thread it was posted he was let out by court order. Hopefully we'll get some answers here soon, but if Chris either doesn't have his phone, can't charge it or can't put minutes on it for a while we may be waiting for a while. I remember months back people were talking like the only thing keeping Chris from getting released pre trial was finding a place for him. Looks like they may have.
