Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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It's been less than 24 hours and we still have no idea where he is or what he's doing. For all we know Chris could be in a group home sleeping the day away until they inevitably tell him to start doing chores if he wants the privilege of the tv or game room, bunking with his pretoreans (unlikely as I doubt they'd wait a day to get Chris back online) or renting out a motel room and has no phone plan, no wifi and he's long forgotten his passwords to sign back in.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
It's been less than 24 hours and we still have no idea where he is or what he's doing. For all we know Chris could be in a group home sleeping the day away until they inevitably tell him to start doing chores if he wants the privilege of the tv or game room, bunking with his pretoreans (unlikely as I doubt they'd wait a day to get Chris back online) or renting out a motel room and has no phone plan, no wifi and he's long forgotten his passwords to sign back in.
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It strikes me that he is in a group home as he would have announced his return, also there may be a court order preventing Internet access for Chris, so he would not be happy.
 
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I have a feeling if Chris had been relocated to a facility, more than likely his internet usage is going to be somewhat limited. Though what ever captains log update he makes is going to be remarkably bizzare, considering how lock up has warped his mind even more than it already was. Who knows maybe he medicated to a point were he just is numb to the outside world in general. I just hope Chris just remains in proper housing and is segregated from the weens. Considering his ability to not be able to distinguish from fantasy and reality is indicative that he should just be kept in a group home setting.

Though they kept him caged up for almost 2 years, so there is probably some weight to the charges I suspect that this point, and some forensic analysis indeed did find something. So for the first time in his life he is toeing the line, because he probably now realizes the possibility that things can get hell of a lot worse if he doesn’t play by the rules. Despite his Jesus mumbo jumbo narcissism, he probably realizes that he doesn’t have the power in this situation.

Knowing Chris and his antics he is going to probably do something remarkably stupid if he is in contact with some ween or ween group. Which will indeed violate the terms for his “release,” and that he will end up having to serve a much longer sentence. Though I think considering how much of an odd case this is, they probably are going to just put it as time served, and keep him out of general society. Where ever he is hopefully is limiting his interactions with odd individuals and is monitoring if not eliminated his internet usage.

The day he buck broke Barb was the day it just went too far in my mind. It was funny when watching him babble about hedgehog Pokémon and prancing around in his clown colour shirts. But it just became darker and more depressing as time went on, which considering now he looks like the soul has been entirely just sucked out of him. Just proves that despite how interesting it is to see the annual Chris update, that indeed it is fucking depressing now.
 
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Since he hasn’t officially gotten a trail does that mean he was still getting his tugboats while being locked up?
 
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Perfect time to open KF, holy shit. I thought he'd just be there for years and die in there because of how long any kind of trial was delayed for. He is free, protect your mothers.
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I was just sort of expecting him to be forgotten about in a jail cell with legos. Like the guards tried to get him to leave after he served his sentence, but he built a Lego wall in front of the door and started being mean to them so they just left him there.
 
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How long do you all reckon until we get an update from the horse's mouth? A few hours? 12 hours? 24 hours? A few days? A few weeks? Take your bets lads, I'm curious to see who will be right
 
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In response to limiting internet access if Chris is in a group home — long term care (nursing) homes, at least in Canada but I assume similar in the US — often don't have internet access period and each resident is expected to pay for their own. Group homes could be the same deal. Assuming Chris's internet access isn't limited by the court, it's entirely possible that he just straight up doesn't have internet where he is and would be expected to deal with getting it himself, which probably wouldn't happen overnight.
 
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