Marine Self Defense

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Thetan said:
Not :alog: at all. I wasn't suggesting that I want to see Jace hurt, just that I'd like to see him introduced to reality. There's a difference.
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It seems that you're the one who needs an introduction into reality. Jace Connors is already a true and honest mareen and would kick the crap out of your hired hand sent to terrorize his USMC training course.

Terrorist.
 
Mr. 0 said:
It seems that you're the one who needs an introduction into reality. Jace Connors is already a true and honest mareen and would kick the crap out of your hired hand sent to terrorize his USMC training course.

Terrorist.
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You got me dead to rights.... No fooling you.

Of course I'd sent in one of my hired hands. There's no way I'd stand a chance against a finely-tuned killing machine like Jace.
 
This is Jace's version of Carlos Chantor. Instead of "experienced for her pleasure" his motto should be "experienced for your protection" and both are lies.
 
Thetan said:
I hope he goes ahead with this, and an actual Marine, or someone with any other kind of actual military training shows up to take the course. I'd pay to see that. I could see someone doing this to teach him a lesson.
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Teach him a lesson how? By giving him $50 and then preaching to him on camera about the differences between clips and mags? Epic win dude

If he's a troll, you would be paying to be trolled for 6 hours, and if he's real you would be paying for his weed and Call of Duty DLC and encouraging his lifestyle. And either way, you'd be making an ass of yourself for driving across state lines to ween at a delusional manchild who will never listen to anything you say to him regardless of your actual qualifications and will continue unfazed regardless.
 
This could have some potential if he was willing to do short instructional videos for much less cash (Just a few bucks, maybe more). Essentially we could ask him how a marine does such and such and his reasoning behind it. We'd just have to be careful on cooking requests.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
Teach him a lesson how? By giving him $50 and then preaching to him on camera about the differences between clips and mags? Epic win dude

If he's a troll, you would be paying to be trolled for 6 hours, and if he's real you would be paying for his weed and Call of Duty DLC and encouraging his lifestyle. And either way, you'd be making an ass of yourself for driving across state lines to ween at a delusional manchild who will never listen to anything you say to him regardless of your actual qualifications and will continue unfazed regardless.
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Point taken.

I, of course, had not intention of doing any of that. I've got better uses for my time and money. Now that I go back and read what I wrote, I realize that I was being a sperg. *sigh*
 
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A-Stump said:
I bet fifty dollars a group of weens show up dressed as terrorists and pelt him with grilled cheese.
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He'd just run away, reschedule, and all his "clients" would be greatly inconveinenced by having driven to Mass for no raisin. But I suppose that's generally what happens on his streams save for the driving part.
 
But the thing is, don't you have to pass an exam to do this and take classes, a fitness test, and above all showing he is competent of what he is doing. I know he won't listen to people, but the fact is something is going to go wrong, and it is going to backfire on him. I'm sorry if I sound like I am repeating myself, or coming across as rude, but I'm worried.
 
silentprincess said:
But the thing is, don't you have to pass an exam to do this and take classes, a fitness test, and above all showing he is competent of what he is doing. I know he won't listen to people, but the fact is something is going to go wrong, and it is going to backfire on him. I'm sorry if I sound like I am repeating myself, or coming across as rude, but I'm worried.
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Jace's life is made of backfires, I wouldn't worry.
 
I wouldn't worry about it too much, he lists he is qualified to teach a gun course because he plays vidya. Would any sane person think that's a legitimate qualification? The only people showing up to his training are going to be people like Deagle Dad who want to laugh at him.
 
silentprincess said:
But the thing is, don't you have to pass an exam to do this and take classes, a fitness test, and above all showing he is competent of what he is doing. I know he won't listen to people, but the fact is something is going to go wrong, and it is going to backfire on him. I'm sorry if I sound like I am repeating myself, or coming across as rude, but I'm worried.
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People like jace will usually talk big about things "they are going to do" get all pumped up there friends start telling them "how awesome it would be if they totally did that thing" then they smoke a bowl or two and it never materializes.

-source i know a guy like Jace :( -

Further people like jace generally do not take words of warning into account, the sad thing is they are going to do what they are goind to do no matter who tells them that "X is a bad idea because of Y" Sometimes all you can do is sit back and watch the show.

But back to the first point, i would not worry to much because most likely nothing will come of this! :)
 
I just had a thought, but I don't know if this would be relevant to this topic, but couldn't Jace just teach people how to play FPS instead. That would be reasonable, and he could get get paid by Youtube by advertising. Or at least try and get a Machinina contract?

Sorry for the spelling, and if this sounds rude, or upsets anybody.
 
I wonder if his next cash making scheme could be home made vegetable oil.
He could call it Jace Juice for sale. (sorry everyone)
 
Sign me up!
Hopefully the money he gets from my lessons will support him in ways his tugboat cannot.
Seriously though, why does he have a tugboat? Even if he does have autism, he seems far more with it and capable than Chris-Chan.
If he were on a love quest, for example, I think he'd at least catch on after he got trolled by the 4th or 5th fake sweetheart, unlike some Lolcows out there..
 
The thing that would make it even funnier is that he's take exactly the same approach as Chris when embarking on one of his endeavours and just make it up as he goes along. He's be out of stuff to "teach" before the first hour's up.
 
silentprincess said:
But the thing is, don't you have to pass an exam to do this and take classes, a fitness test, and above all showing he is competent of what he is doing. I know he won't listen to people, but the fact is something is going to go wrong, and it is going to backfire on him. I'm sorry if I sound like I am repeating myself, or coming across as rude, but I'm worried.
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Are there actual laws stipulating that? (I'm not up to date on my parkour training regulations) I think as long as he's not claiming to teach anything government-regulated like CPR training or a specific martial art, then he's OK; I don't think know of any laws prohibiting people from teaching Gun Kata, for example, because Gun Kata is not a real thing. Same with parkour and "gun safety" seeing as all he owns is airsoft.

I would think the only way he would be held legally liable is if someone got injured, which would be difficult to believe would happen in the conference room of a Holiday Inn. I might be wrong though, I'm not a lawyer, and I'm clearly talking out of my ass here. If someone knows better, please correct me.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
Are there actual laws stipulating that? (I'm not up to date on my parkour training regulations) I think as long as he's not claiming to teach anything government-regulated like CPR training or a specific martial art, then he's OK; I don't think know of any laws prohibiting people from teaching Gun Kata, for example, because Gun Kata is not a real thing. Same with parkour and "gun safety" seeing as all he owns is airsoft.

I would think the only way he would be held legally liable is if someone got injured, which would be difficult to believe would happen in the conference room of a Holiday Inn. I might be wrong though, I'm not a lawyer, and I'm clearly talking out of my ass here. If someone knows better, please correct me.
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I found a site http://americanparkour.com/about/ and http://americanparkour.com/getting-started/which explains things, I'm not a lawyer either I just worry for him because he could get into trouble when he could avoid it. It is also his intentions as well, I keep wondering if he is going to use this to recruit people into his army, for the money, or to feed his ego.

I hope this doesn't come across as rude, and if I have I am very sorry.
 
Why does everyone here assume the worst. Have you even seen his parkour. It's tantamount to doing cartwheels and rolls. Who's going to get in trouble for teaching something which isn't even what it's described as.

'Hello officer, this guy is teaching me parkour and it's basically grade school gymnastics. What do I do?'
 
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