May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

[POWER IN MISERY]

Plus one sighting at walmart? ooohhh breaking news that is so worth the farm's already streacthed thin resources.

chris being out on bond was already front page'd, i think you're just being fussy. the flagship retard being let (somewhat) loose and finally spotted after like a year and a half of being in mommy rape jail shouldn't be treated like it's nothing

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Shouldnt this be on the Front Page?

I mean Chris is out of jail and a free bitch again that's kinda big news isn't it?

We don't know anything, though. He went shopping, that's it.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Null stopped caring about chris when he found out the fucker stole money and lied about. Plus one sighting at walmart? ooohhh breaking news that is so worth the farm's already streacthed thin resources.


speaking off working on that faq i meantioned now.

By that logic, why should anyone care about Ralph then? Half of the incredibly long list that was featured recently was even less interesting. Watching a cryptid lumber around Walmart is still funny at least. "Chris spotted at Walmart" is perfectly adequate for a feature.

Anyway I'm still backreading, but so long as Chris still wears Sonichu paraphenalia I'm not convinced he's doing much better mentally. If he wanted to stand a shot at becoming normal he would need to first discard everything related to his cult religion. Odds are if he ever gets to be independent again in his life he will go right back to the same shit. At least he won't have access to Barb though.

 

[PurpleEater]

This showed up in my Twitter trending. kek.

 

[A Grey Cat]

weens have already violated the google page for Gateway

 

[Summoned Demon]

This showed up in my Twitter trending. kek.

We've got a new generation of weens wanting to mess with Chris and they've been waiting for an opportunity for years, watch this space for more "field agent" sightings of the internet bigfoot and zoomers behaving like absolute faggots.

 

[GypsyBard]

weens have already violated the google page for Gateway
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It's simple
It's stupid
But man it is still funny

 

[Chazzed Up]

weens have already violated the google page for Gateway
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Sorry, but that genuinely got a laugh out of me. It shouldn't be encouraged to bug these people but I'm not going to moralfag about it either.

Is it really located next to "Laughing Place Farm"? How appropriate.

Edit: EVEN MORE APPROPRIATE, it's a pony petting zoo.

 

[Joe Cool]

https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/

No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered.

 

[A Grey Cat]

https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/

That's another one for my FAQ

Chris has not been registered or charged as a sex offender. He faced it while being charged with felony incest but this would only apply after any sentencing. Meaning if he did get sentenced and made to register as a sex offender THEN he'd be barred from Gateway.

 

[ShrekFarts]

Shouldnt this be on the Front Page?

I mean Chris is out of jail and a free bitch again that's kinda big news isn't it?

I'm guessing that even Null is against harassing Chris in his current state

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms and that me and uncle cylde really missed him and hope he's doing well.

Call the nuthouse lady back. Tell her you’re retarded and would like to live there. Then you’ll get to see Chris and report back to us on how he’s doing. And it’s not weening because you belong there with Chris.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

I cant sneed

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Looking at the cart, I’m curious why Chris is buying what looks like a cooler. I can’t think of what use there’d be for one in a group home. I figure he wouldn’t buy one without being told to get one so that suggests that they might go on field trips or outings they need to pack lunches for somewhat frequently.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

I wonder what games he bought for his new Switch.

 

[Duke Nukem]

so tired of midwit retards like you. Kiwifarms is a place to LAUGH at internet autists. Not get assmad about them you fag

Spoiler: Chris makes me so ANGRY

Grrr Chris makes me so mad as a high functioning autistic with assburgers and he makes all us other autistics look bad excuse me while I draw pornographic images of Sonichu and his retarded hedgehog Pokemon friends getting raped and tortured in various ways it's so cathartic considering how much I hate Chris grrrrrrr

Seriously though, you're supposed to laugh at Anthony LoGatto not act like him. Although I think he's largely left the internet and chilled out some.

Just imagine Chris coming to 14 BC and find out the house was cleaned of his toys or the site being abandoned.

So many Lego sets and boxes of CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC lost to time, the house fire, and the landfill.

why would those retard weens need to call up gateway homes to begin with, dont they already live there?

Well, most of Chris's weens are pretty stupid, but actually retarded? Well there is a strong case for it.

I just want to see the homeless saga.

No one deserves it more than Chris.

It's probably only a matter of time before he gets thrown out of the program and left to the elements. Bet he can't even pitch a tent and start a campfire. At least the tugboat doesn't go to rent anymore, right?

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I didn't see anyone else mention it, but the funniest part of this reveal to me has to be the shoes he's wearing. Look closely at them. They look like white sneakers colored in with yellow and blue markers.

He can't possibly not know that you can actually order custom shoes that can look like this but better.

Between that and him still wearing the medallion, prison did not change Chris nor did therapy. He is still the same old same old.

I'm not sure Chris even noticed that he was in jail, let alone for a couple of years.

 

[SGIII]

Alleged sighting at card shop confirmed to be Battle Grounds Midlothian VA

13172 Midlothian Turnpike, Midlothian, VA 23113

https://imgur.com/a/3Vn95wk

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/may-2-2023-chris-sighting-at-game-shop.164967/ (posted before me but i didnt see cause im a nigger )

 

[King Kiwi]

Alleged sighting at card shop confirmed to be Battle Grounds Midlothian VA

13172 Midlothian Turnpike, Midlothian, VA 23113

https://imgur.com/a/3Vn95wk

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

I knew it was only a matter of time before he found a place like this.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I knew it was only a matter of time before he found a place like this.

the image looks too...warped and distorted to be him imo

edit: I've finished a 1st draft of an FAQ i considered writing to clarify things in the recent month with chris getting released. would nayone like to see it and/or consider making it a thread or amending the old faq?

 

[GPRIMACADO]

the image looks too...warped and distorted to be him imo

lens distortion does that, especially if cheap phone