Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

Way to go Chris tell that to the judge "Um your honor, my elderly mother seduced me Stress Sigh>"

Slimy Degenerate used pedo go to excuse

Someone should send copies of these letters to the prosecutor handling this shitshow.

I hope Chris loves to hear the word "guilty"
 
insanity.

Diminished Capacity

And that would honestly be a Good End for Chris because it means the state is obligated to take some responsibility for him. Things do not tend to go well for Chris (or anyone else) when he's left to his own devices.


jail was thr best thing that ever happened to chris.

It certainly won't be the worst. Wait and see.


If he keeps acting like a retard in court though then he is just gonna get more added to it though pissing off the judge and everyone else.

They'll just send him back to the hospital. Note: there's a limit to how long the court can hold him in jail under these charges. There's no such limit to how long the court can keep him hospitalized; only a limit to the court's patience.


I'm very inclined to agree. When Chris catches him on film, you can see the point where he mentally just checks out and tries to make his peace with his shitty situation that he knows he's gonna die in. There's a big part of me that legitimately pitied him, and still pities him.

Don't worry for Bob. He's safe now. Chris can't hurt him any more.
 
Don't worry for Bob. He's safe now. Chris can't hurt him any more.
It just sucks that this is how Bob Chandler's gonna be remembered (and, indeed, he is). Not for his accomplishments in engineering, or the fact that the rest of his kids turned out to be pretty fucking successful (Cole I, personally, don't count because his paternity is not confirmed), but that he got trapped off by some old whore and Chris was the result. And Bob's final days were probably spent in abject misery, in a nasty hoarder house, with him having a shitload of regrets.

A pretty shitty ending, and say what you will about Bob being an "EEEVIL RAYCISS!", but the man was a product of his time, and I don't think he was a bad person.
 
If you asked me years ago if Chrischan, the internet famous lolcow, was a bad person, I would have probably said that he's a mostly sad and lost individual, but not malicious. But it's now evident that he's legitimately a garbage human being.

Maybe it was always naïve to think that. The signs were always there, after all. As others metioned here, his lack of bounderies and sometimes rapey behaviour started well before the motherfucking saga. Not to mention his anger issues.
The only reason nobody believed he could be a rapist back in the day was they also believed he was too weak to overpower a woman.
 
It just sucks that this is how Bob Chandler's gonna be remembered (and, indeed, he is). Not for his accomplishments in engineering, or the fact that the rest of his kids turned out to be pretty fucking successful (Cole I, personally, don't count because his paternity is not confirmed), but that he got trapped off by some old whore and Chris was the result. And Bob's final days were probably spent in abject misery, in a nasty hoarder house, with him having a shitload of regrets.

A pretty shitty ending, and say what you will about Bob being an "EEEVIL RAYCISS!", but the man was a product of his time, and I don't think he was a bad person.
Bob is definitely not the father. Barb had cole before she met Bob.
 
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with just about everyone else in this thread. Chris is almost certainly lying about Barb wanting to have sex with him and is just trying to save his sorry ass. However, with that said there is a remote possibility (<1% chance) that he could be telling the truth. Barb is a huge narcissist, has made passes at family members (as pointed out above), and had a hugely inappropriate relationship with Chris his entirel life. Considering how fucked up and immoral she is as a person, I won't rule it out completely.
 
If you asked me years ago if Chrischan, the internet famous lolcow, was a bad person, I would have probably said that he's a mostly sad and lost individual, but not malicious. But it's now evident that he's legitimately a garbage human being.

Maybe it was always naïve to think that. The signs were always there, after all. As others metioned here, his lack of bounderies and sometimes rapey behaviour started well before the motherfucking saga. Not to mention his anger issues.
Someone on here summed this feeling up as Chris always seemed like a PG-13 LOLCOW, and whereas a lot of people featured on here, if it was discovered that they fucked their parent, would just be another Tuesday. Chris always had that buffoonish slow kid aspect, but a slightly broken one where he had extremely bad traits, but not to be this level of selfish and scheming. There was something down home about watching a southern hick special kid tardraging at stupid shit, or trying to mack on.
 
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It just sucks that this is how Bob Chandler's gonna be remembered

Most people aren't remembered at all.

I think it's possible more people remember Bob Chandler's name (for whatever reason) than the names of Hitler's parents.

(Cole I, personally, don't count because his paternity is not confirmed),

Cole was never thought to be Bob's child. Barb had him before she ever even met Bob. But yes, Cole's paternity is very much in doubt, just not involving Bob.

tl;dr: Barb's a whore.
 
If you asked me years ago if Chrischan, the internet famous lolcow, was a bad person, I would have probably said that he's a mostly sad and lost individual, but not malicious. But it's now evident that he's legitimately a garbage human being.

Maybe it was always naïve to think that. The signs were always there, after all. As others metioned here, his lack of bounderies and sometimes rapey behaviour started well before the motherfucking saga. Not to mention his anger issues.
it's understandable if anybody had this opinion before all this mess, and i don't think you're necessarily naïve to have held it. a lot of people did. it's okay to see the good in people. and usually his competence and courage were not commensurate with his malice, so it was pretty safe to assume he never posed much of a threat unless he was behind the wheel of a car

but he's always been...idk how to explain this exactly. shady? he has always had really unsavory attitudes towards other people, and he didn't exactly hide them. you only have to read his old emails to gal-pals to notice how entitled he is and how manipulative he tries to be. this is the same guy who drew pornography of his only female friend and showed it to his trolls to prove he was a big boy
 
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with just about everyone else in this thread. Chris is almost certainly lying about Barb wanting to have sex with him and is just trying to save his sorry ass. However, with that said there is a remote possibility (<1% chance) that he could be telling the truth. Barb is a huge narcissist, has made passes at family members (as pointed out above), and had a hugely inappropriate relationship with Chris his entirel life. Considering how fucked up and immoral she is as a person, I won't rule it out completely.
Barb was emotionally incestuous with Chris, undoubtedly, but I think Chris was the one who somehow justified in his own mind that being physically incestuous was therefore okay and almost certainly initiated sexual contact. Generally when parents are physically molesting a child, it starts at a very young age, and it isn't typical for it to be mother-on-son sexual incest. It's definitely not typical for an octogenarian mother to suddenly become horny for her trooned out son, Barb seems like an emotional vampire and that is likely the extent of what she initiated with Chris, albeit stuff like wanting to share a bed with him is weird if not necessarily innately sexual.

You know what's odd to me though? I haven't seen people really remembering the fact that Chris intimated, in detail, to Null that he had a girlfriend that fit Barb's description and was clearly in reference to her. He also basically admitted to someone early on via text (was it Sockness?) that the allegations were true. The fact that he is trying to maintain that "only soulbonding" happened, and now most recently that Barb was somehow preying on him (but he won't say as much specifically in regards to the sex that got him where he is now?)... it is baffling. Chris is so quick to shift blame, and never once did he imply any blame to Barb until now. And I highly doubt his loyalty to his mother is so strong that he was trying to protect her at any point in this.
 
I suspect Bob is also where Chris got ideas like dropping hard-R N-bombs and other miscellaneous hatred of gay people and minorities
In my opinion, that all came from South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons and The Boondocks. I find it too hard to believe that such a huge Jazz fan/historian like Bob would be regularly using slurs like that casually around Chris. But the dude was born in 1927 so who knows.
 
I think Chris got some counseling in the hospital and has hit that phase of talk therapy where you realize that your parents were kinda fucked up. In his case really fucked up. It's kinda wild that in the middle of his most unhinged correspondence yet, you see him maybe starting to view that aspect of his life in a more realistic way.
 
finally got around to reading the whole letter and it doesn't feel like it was written by someone. Sure, Chris wrote it, but it doesn't make it less surreal.

He thinks WWIII will be due to his pony show ending. The amount of detail he knows about Barb's life is scary to me. Like, I don't know all of those things about my mother. He then just talks about her like a stalker. What the fuck, man?

also the crossed-off "you," followed by a ye was funny as shit. Just shows it's all roleplay
 
If you asked me years ago if Chrischan, the internet famous lolcow, was a bad person, I would have probably said that he's a mostly sad and lost individual, but not malicious.
I think I felt that way until I got to his rages over the rap contest thing. Even if he didn’t physically cross a line, mentally he did. Then there’s things like shecameforcwc, the Snyder bullshit, and even the deranged executions in the Sonichu comics. He wills suffering on innocent people with a serious and creepy intensity. It comes down to one’s personal definition of “bad person,” but he meets mine.

I find it too hard to believe that such a huge Jazz fan/historian like Bob would be regularly using slurs like that casually around Chris. But the dude was born in 1927 so who knows.
Old men from the south would definitely casually use the N word in front of kids. It’s how I learned it. It doesn’t make them lowdown or even necessarily racist. They genuinely don’t understand that it’s considered a powerful and evocative word nowadays. The ones who are still alive, anyway.

The amount of detail he knows about Barb's life is scary to me. Like, I don't know all of those things about my mother. He then just talks about her like a stalker. What the fuck, man?
You know how much Chris loooves talking about himself? I bet he gets it from Barb.
 
Chris should literally be grabbed in the nads by Satan and hurled into Hell immediately without even having to die first.
Don't punish him like that. When I mean him I mean Satan.
In my opinion, that all came from South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons and The Boondocks. I find it too hard to believe that such a huge Jazz fan/historian like Bob would be regularly using slurs like that casually around Chris. But the dude was born in 1927 so who knows.
Born in 1927 in the South to be exact. Then again, Bob was an outwardly man and tried to instill a sense of culture into Chris.
 
I think I felt that way until I got to his rages over the rap contest thing. Even if he didn’t physically cross a line, mentally he did. Then there’s things like shecameforcwc, the Snyder bullshit, and even the deranged executions in the Sonichu comics. He wills suffering on innocent people with a serious and creepy intensity. It comes down to one’s personal definition of “bad person,” but he meets mine.
Null didn't go into too much detail with this; but he said that Chris has once requested that he put out a hit on someone. So yeah....
 
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