May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[SneedSeer]

So I watched all 62 Sonic Says. Chris has blatantly ignored 30 of them. 31 if he doesn't wear his seatbelt(i'm not sure).

It's interesting that he has ignored every single moral one(respect your elders, share, everyone is special) but he fervently stuck to the ones like "don't smoke" or "don't drink." I think those ones being associated with the bad guys made it easier for him to associate them with "don't do this."

It's also worth noting that a lot of the ones he hasn't blatantly ignored are just ones that have never come up. Chris doesn't skateboard, he doesn't swim, he doesn't go to the beach. Those very specific ones make up like half of these segments, but I'm sure if Chris DID do those things, he'd ignore those segments as well.

But did Chris ever play inside a dryer?

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

But did Chris ever play inside a dryer?

Some of those were so oddly specific that they must have been produced when things like that were in the news. But i looked it up and couldn't find any news reports about kids dying in tumble dryers in 1992 or 1993.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I don’t think Chris has realized it’s wrong to fuck your own mom. Knowing the person that he is, even if he somehow did away with all the talk about the Merge and being a CPU goddess, he would still manage to come up with a justification for why he committed incestrape, or at the very least try to downplay what he did.

Rather, I think what he’s realized during his prolonged stay in a mental health facility is that he’s never going to get his old life back and has no recourse in continuing his comfortable lifestyle of legos, fast food and tardbux. He has come to an upsetting realization, but not for the reasons we as observers had hoped.

not fucking your mother isn't something you realize; its an innate thing. its like eating while hungry or sleeping when tired. you can't go "autism brain" on this because its not something he wouldn''t know. its like breathing, you can't not learn it. i'm more amazed he could even get it up for her. you would think his body wouldnt get an erection from being around her.

Honestly this is why i believe Chris might have a bit of sociopathy/psychopathy to him. chris didn't realize those girlfriends were't real yet he didn't give a fuck when they died.

I think they’re counting the Animal Crossing vids Chris made well before all that. Between that, weird fandom of Sonic and transgenderism, Chris was ahead of the curve on a lot of shit.

don't forget his hatred of cops and managers. if it weren't for Bob's conservatism and cheapness Chris probably would have loved socialism and the sopranos too. fuck the only reason chris isn't an antiwork commie is literally because it was never taught to him.

 

[Elaine Benes]

For Chris's sake, I'm glad she does a better job of passing as a woman these days.

 

[JULAY]

I'm just waiting with the popcorn for the inevitable drama once Chris realizes he's not a tomgirl and troons will freak out about him getting the "conversion therapy" when in reality his troonery was just an effect of his mental illness and not his actual sexual identity.

All troonery is an effect of mental illness and not an actual sexual identity.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder if Chris is still in isolation, or is he in genpop.

 

[I am vomit]

I wonder if Chris is still in isolation, or is he in genpop.

He was in psychiatric ward it's unlikely they just threw him in genpop after having issues with him before that even.

 

[Sope Roap]

He was in psychiatric ward it's unlikely they just threw him in genpop after having issues with him before that even.

Chris was already in the medical part of the facility before he was carted off to loopy land, they almost certainly put him back there. I can only imagine how thrilled the inmates and staff in that part of the facility are that he’s back.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Honestly this is why i believe Chris might have a bit of sociopathy/psychopathy to him. chris didn't realize those girlfriends were't real yet he didn't give a fuck when they died.

Don't forget Barb's previous kids cut contact because she was emotionally abusive. She is a hoarder. She threatened to kill herself and never cooked again over that spaghetti incident (I forget the details). She flippantly sought to sue people multiple times. After Bob died she would make Chris sleep in bed with her.

If Chris got autism from Bob being old, he got the psycopathic tendencies from Barb. In a sick way, Barb's fate is karma. As tragic as elder abuse is, the more I go back to the beginning, the more I remember Bob and Barb created the monster Chris is today.

 

[SquirtingYawn]

Took away his Sonic, took away his coca-cola, took away his McDonalds, took away his vidya gaems, took away his twitter, took away his MLP, took away his legos, took away his porn, put him on an AM TO PM schedule, put him on a 2,000 or less calorie diet, probably made him bathe daily (inmates don't like it if you stink), probably had to face criticism, if in a psych ward made him take therapy, put him on mental pills, if in a hospital put him on health pills, made him stay hydrated.

There's no way he was anything close to a 2,000 calorie diet. You can expect to be fed a ton (of calories, quality is another case) in jail, prison or hospital in the United States. Its big business for the food companies, after all.

Imagine the absolute horror Chris must be feeling if those meds really have snapped him back to reality.

Oh, there goes gravity! Ope, there goes Christine, he choked, he's so mad that he's broke, but he won't give up Barbussy, no he won't stop it...

There's vomit on his jumpsuit already, but it's been 10 years since he had mom's spaghetti.

 

[SquirtingYawn]

You can bet your sweet ass theres about 12 people actively trying or successfully stealing most of Chris’ food/supplies daily. Chris is now their roommate and their problem. They dont put up with bullshit like not showering, getting the cellblock in trouble, not flushing while shitting, etc. Hes going to have a VERY bad time if its open cell block and not locked down 23/1.

To be fair, I can't see Chris being in anything but solitary/PC considering his bad charges and his obvious insanity and troonery. He might have one extremely weak/elderly room mate who he's locked down with 23 and 1, but that would be it.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I wonder if Chris is still in isolation, or is he in genpop.

He's likely back in protective custody/isolation for his safety (or medical for Covid protocols). This is not solitary, but a wing where inmates go with higher observation and guard patrols. Sex offenders and crooked cops usual get PC status as GenPop inmates will typically be abusive to both. Since this is jail and not prison, abuse is lower as most inmates are in for short stints or just waiting for a bond or bail hearing and don't want to mess up their chances to get out, but Chris would not do well with gang members, Nazis, thieves and other criminals. PC is for his safety. The screws would otherwise deal with finding him beaten in the showers daily.

 

[CaptainDong]

I know the jail will hand Chris His new meds every day. But will a corrections officer or someone make sure Chris actually takes them? What's to stop Chris from just throwing the pills out short of strapping Him down and forcing him to take them?

I can picture Chris having a major tard out so they would have to do that to keep Him in line.

I think it would depend on how strict they are with medication administration. If the jail nurse is the one giving them to him, they may make him do a mouth check to make sure he’s not cheeking his meds.

 

[Michael Janke]

Didn't Chris lament that he feels like a zombie or ghost sometime after Bob's passing, using Pokemon references?

can someone post the picture where chris posts what goes on in his head. basically chris just gets smaller and smaller.
it feels like a tiny moment of self reflection through his art.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

I wonder if the jail kept all his shit. It'd be pretty funny if he got back to jail and the prison guards throughout his drawings and Turkish prayer rug

 

[SquirtingYawn]

I think it would depend on how strict they are with medication administration. If the jail nurse is the one giving them to him, they may make him do a mouth check to make sure he’s not cheeking his meds.

They always do this in both the jail/prison and the psych ward. Every single person has to open their mouth and lift their tongue to prove they took their pills. It's still possible to hide them if you're really good, most people do that if they have something worth selling to other prisoners.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

Some of those were so oddly specific that they must have been produced when things like that were in the news. But i looked it up and couldn't find any news reports about kids dying in tumble dryers in 1992 or 1993.

It was a big thing in the UK in the early 90’s, I remember one story that seemed to do the rounds on TV about a kid who managed to get his arm inside one while it was still going round and it ripped his arm clean off at the shoulder… I’m guessing similar things happened worldwide?

 

[NoddingOut]

At least the literal motherfucker is suffering. Die, Chris, die and burn in Hell! You can see his misery in his face. It's finally sunk through to him that this isn't some stupid game and you don't just get to rape your senile mom and get off scot-free because you're autistic and you felt like it.

YEAH! Where's the autogynasmile, Chris.

Anyone think of a good pun for the tranny smirk, other than the former one I just mentioned? Like stink ditch smirk but actually good

The face of a man who knows he fucked up for real this time. That, or some good ass psychotropic drugs.

Unfortunately for him antipsychotics feel horrible. They turn you into a zombie and not in the good way like vallium or xanax does. It feels like you haven't eaten for a week and you can hardly walk and feel tired, again not In a nice way like opiates.

SSRIs which doctors love to hand out now, cause little to no psychoactive effects (at least not drug like) and take months to kick in.

Not sure what he is on, hopefully just the realisation that he is stuck somewhere and for a good reason. It's annoying that it's taking so long as I'd love to see the outcome of the next trial however he is serving his punishment. Not sure he will be allowed an insanity plea, he isn't criminally insane I think.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris three months ago: I am literally God.

Chris now: There is no God.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Unfortunately for him antipsychotics feel horrible. They turn you into a zombie and not in the good way like vallium or xanax does. It feels like you haven't eaten for a week and you can hardly walk and feel tired, again not In a nice way like opiates.

"Thorazine Shuffle"

Hard to tell via just an image but for him to be back in jail they musta have had reason to release him so he may be medicated.