May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Pappy Striderite]

Chris was ahead of the curve on a lot of shit.

he fucking talked ABOUT HIMSELF while playing animal crossing.

now tell us he's an "outsider artist".

 

[Pappy Striderite]

But will a corrections officer or someone make sure Chris actually takes them?

liquid versions. making him lift his tongue and pull his jowls open to show the guard.

some states say in some circumstances you can't alter the form of a tablet [crush it], or mix anything. they want the patient aware of taking each individual med.
but some will go as far as grinding everything together and dump it in some applesauce and pre-sweetened jell-o powder and wait while they eat it.

 

[Jack Awful]

don't drink

He did drink.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He did drink.

I'm surprised he didn't develop alcoholism like his mother.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Scared straight saga? He's already a cautionary tale.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If you are a poor motherfucker, as Chris literally is, and you're in a state-run loony bin to get you just sane enough to stand trial, you are going to be in a snake pit. I think even just the new mug shot shows he's seen some shit. And maybe he's just sane enough now to realize how fucked he is.

I wonder with that (and maybe the meds) will Chris be scared straight never to touch Barb, watch anything sonic or MLP ever again (to get rid of the delusions)?

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Scared straight saga? He's already a cautionary tale.

Can you imagine if they let him have full reins and go full bore with his entire life's story? He would singlehandedly solve the youth crime problem.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Guys, it's a lot simpler:

Sonic sez:
Don't smoke! Don't drink!

That's easy, I'm already not doing that.

Sonic sez:
Eat you veggies! Play sports! Be mindful of others!

Ugh no, that would take effort.

I know it's engaging to pretend Chris's mind is some kind of maze waiting to be solved by the combined prowess of the kiwi genius... but in reality the explanation is he's a simpleton always taking the path of least resistance.

‘Ketchup contains a vegetable, I’m on da basketball team (water boy manager) and I am always mindful of the pretty, pretty ladies!’

Chris always acted like he can outsmart people but he’s not as clever as he thinks he is with a lot of the time it being people letting him off because they feel sorry for him but the whole sexual healing thing crossed the line.

Since he’s really bad with theory of mind maybe he read about it in the new age shop where he got his magickal crystals and thought it was the perfect cover.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Can you imagine if they let him have full reins and go full bore with his entire life's story? He would singlehandedly solve the youth crime problem.

You're right. I think most people would stop having sex with their mom if only they knew about the potential downsides.

 

[AnOminous]

You're right. I think most people would stop having sex with their mom if only they knew about the potential downsides.

I'm sure Chris still doesn't think he did anything wrong and this is just more Kick the Autistic.

 

[Mister Mint]

Sonic sez:
Eat you veggies! Play sports! Be mindful of others!

He already ate a vegetable. That's why he's in jail.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

He did drink.

Shockingly I am aware. But for half his life Chris was staunchly against alcohol and he had the same cartoonish hatred of it that he has for tobacco, which is why I think he got it from Sonic Says and associated it with the villains.

Him eventually drinking doesn't magically negate that he hated alcohol for half his life.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Shockingly I am aware. But for half his life Chris was staunchly against alcohol and he had the same cartoonish hatred of it that he has for tobacco, which is why I think he got it from Sonic Says and associated it with the villains.

Him eventually drinking doesn't magically negate that he hated alcohol for half his life.

Yeah like he even also smoked, albeit it was not tobacco but stuff like weed.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

If he really is taking better quality hrt it might be for the best. He might lose his sex drive altogether. Maybe that might not be enough to make him safe to return to the sonichu temple given how depraved he's always been.

Estrogen has very well documented anti-psychotic effects. This is hard to square with a lifetime of experience but the science is sound. So sound that for awhile it was taken seriously that schizophrenia might be an endocrine. Its my pet theory that this is why so many troons feel subjective improvements in their mental health when they start transitioning.

So if this is the case then the posts about 2008 Chris waking up in 2022 Chris's body might be closer to reality than you think. Depending on how man horse tranqs they have him hopped up on this might be the most lucid Chris has been in a long time.

 

[Shibaru]

I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

Thanks for all the awards folks! I think this is my most popular post ever.

holy fuck, chris looks a lot worse in this photo; even without the AI enhancements that may not have been accurate enough.

his eyes in this just scream "I've had enough", but we all know that he'll be in there for a long time for what he had done.

 

[Lancelot]

Estrogen has very well documented anti-psychotic effects. This is hard to square with a lifetime of experience but the science is sound. So sound that for awhile it was taken seriously that schizophrenia might be an endocrine. Its my pet theory that this is why so many troons feel subjective improvements in their mental health when they start transitioning.

So if this is the case then the posts about 2008 Chris waking up in 2022 Chris's body might be closer to reality than you think. Depending on how man horse tranqs they have him hopped up on this might be the most lucid Chris has been in a long time.

Its telling how absolutely starved we are for updates. Entire thesis entries have been posted around one updated picture of chris frowning .
I really hope he sends out a new letter to someone so we atleas have something more substantive to dissect in assessing any changes in mental state.

 

[deadson]

Its telling how absolutely starved we are for updates. Entire thesis entries have been posted around one updated picture of chris frowning .
I really hope he sends out a new letter to someone so we atleas have something more substantive to dissect in assessing any changes in mental state.

As long as people aren't hounding the place he's at for answers (tall order, I know. Rate me optimistic if you want). Since the letters he got while at the hospital were returned, I wonder if he's actually allowed to receive anymore letters?

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Wherever they sent him looks like boned him in the ass more than he could get in jail.

I'll bet he's been like that for a while. At the time he was first booked, he probably thought he'd be in and out just like last time.

 

[King Kiwi]

As long as people aren't hounding the place he's at for answers

Da nanananana NaNaNaNA.

Spoiler: Bugle plays

Release the weens.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Guys, it's a lot simpler:

Sonic sez:
Don't smoke! Don't drink!

That's easy, I'm already not doing that.

Sonic sez:
Eat you veggies! Play sports! Be mindful of others!

Ugh no, that would take effort.

I know it's engaging to pretend Chris's mind is some kind of maze waiting to be solved by the combined prowess of the kiwi genius... but in reality the explanation is he's a simpleton always taking the path of least resistance.

Sonic sez:
Don't rape your mother!

But I want a boyfriend-free girlfriend!!!

He's a god damn child that never grew up because he had parents who were ground down by his tarddurance and eventually just gave in to whatever he wanted... and now he's a rapist. Lesson learned? Smother retards.