Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

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Which is more likely? Barb found out her spawn slept with a prostitute and offered to sleep with him? Or Chris is making up all kinds of shit because it’s slowly dawning on him that he’s actually in trouble and his go-to is always to blame someone, anyone, else? I don’t believe Chris.
I'm going the Chris realizes if this goes full rape he's going full prison or full loonybin the rest of his life. So he's desperately trying to throw his mom under SONCHU.
 
William Faulkner and David Lynch combined couldn't have invented a family this fucked up.
Chris reminds me a little of Benjy from "The Sound and the Fury". He is just incapable of perceiving anything outside of the "Now". For those of you who have never read "The Sound and the Fury"; Benjy is the mentally retarded youngest son of the Compton family who cannot perceive any differences from the past or present and frequently perceives past events as happening in the now. Chris is incapable of perceiving anything outside of the "Now". Even when trolls were asking him about his future plans the guy had no real answer and could not visualize anything outside of his current life at 14 Branchland Ct. Chris has to read the CWCki to remember major events in his life and his comic which is just utterly insane to me that he has to read a wiki making fun of hm to remember his own life and comic.

Chris's life really is the tale of an idiot that signifies nothing.

Why?

It's not the hospital's job to stop people believing in wacky things, unless someone commits themselves voluntarily for whatever reason with that aim. Otherwise they're there to stop folks from being a threat to others or themselves, or in Chris's case fix him so he's competent enough to behave in court or whatever.

There is no magic wand to stop people believing in space lizards and tinfoil hat shit.
End of the day you wish to think that your tax dollars are going to a good cause like repairing the roads. A man with clear mental delusions was forcibly committed to a state mental hospital for 2-3 months and at the end of the day he is still babbling his "I'm Jesus and me fucking my Mom was justified" rhetoric. If that is what your tax dollars were going towards wouldn't you be pissed that your hard earned money wasn't doing anything to cure a manchild's delusions even if the state was paying to fix it? Wouldn't you be angry that the government taking your money was ultimately a waste of time and effort.
 
I'm going the Chris realizes if this goes full rape he's going full prison or full loonybin the rest of his life. So he's desperately trying to throw his mom under SONCHU.
I have heard that some guards will arrange for solitarily-confined people or individuals in the nonce wing of prison to let genpop inmates beat up said prisoner while they look the other way...it depends on what prison you are at, but many guards can be corrupt and I am sure that they would not be thrilled to mind somebody like Chris.
 
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Right. Chris knows his instantly defense won't work so he's going to do the next thing he thing of, blame the victim,. his own mother. I don't know what's going on behind closed doors or in the next couple months but I hope Barb has good defense. Neither her nor Chris are perfect by any means but I feel Barb is owed help in this case.

At the same time, I honestly wouldn't put it past Barb to sexually abuse her own son. Well before 2021, that is.

On a somewhat unrelated note, I think Chris, in his call to Isabelle, actually said that Barb allegedly said something that indicated that she was sexually abused by a family member as a child or as a teenager. I could be mistaken, though.
 

(Many spiritual greetings) 05102022
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Now for a most truthful and revealing Topic that actually shall confirm a number of details from amongst thy thoughts and Pre-08012021 Fan-Fictions that I may share now: The History Facts about Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, or some of, anyway. Had any of ye all actually Helped and talked with her in person before today, youe would have got the Aura-Resonant Confirmations and similar or other Truths. And Do Not Troll or Bother Joseph Cole Smithey or Barbara for more details or anything.
I tell ye all Truest and Fact as sure as when Barbara at age 2 years laughed at her silver paint coated Daddy after he survived falling off the roof of their house while painting it. As sure as when their cow was killed by a donkey, literally. The Sunday home-made meals with chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, bread and butter, and green beans. Stanley Weston finding their Daddy dead on his horse-pulled wagon not far from the conveinence store in Red Oak, VA.
So, Barbara had been born and grew up as child number Five out of Eight to the Weston family in Red Oak, VA on October 1, 1941. Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.
*To Note, there Are Similarities and polar Differences between her past and mine, respectively, as I shall write and note to ye all.
In her schooling years, especially at High School, Barbara was a very high Intellectual, yet she also was a Cheerleader for a time. Barbara had two Boyfriends in High School, one of which was Tom Ashby which had gone fairly well, but Barbara had planned to leave for College, so ultimately, she broke up the relationship. And Harriet Weston took Tom for her own. Now, during High School and Prior, Barbara's sisters had spread rumors of her, calling her a slut, But Barbara Never had sexual intercourse. She Never Ever even masturbated; it simply never even dawned upon her to do so, and it was not against her religion, either.
Comparison: SHE Dated, yet I was Naïve on the Subject of Dating and Healthy Relationships, and I masturbated, during our respective High School years. And I was too focused on Education to Ever seek a Relationship or Sex (Not Counting the Friendships in that).
④ Over her adult years, Barbara had attended and graduated from College, and Before meeting Mister C. (Robertchu), Barbara had Seven Ex-Boyfriends, counting the two in High School. And between Numbers Three and Seven, AND Mister C. as well, they ALL were rather selfish types of men, and in their testosterone-occupied selves, they each had Never really cared for Her Pleasure when it came to the sex. To them, it was more for Their Pleasure and generic Reproductive intentions. Jerry and Mister C. aside, they were Love-'Em-and-Leave-'Em types. Jack Smithey was number Five, and the damned Trucker "Loved" Barbara and Left Her with Cole.
Also to note, after Five (Epic) Fail Relationships on her part; After finding Mister C., Barbara, In Her own words, Married him because "He owned a House". And yet theirs, with I under their care, was a Ship that Lasted with Some genuine Love.
Comparison: Barbara had Selfish Exes with actual in-person relationships and a few weddings. I had Hardly anything beyond Friendships on Authentic, and the relationships I had that "went anywhere' prior to these were Distant, Online, and Fake.
I define Generational Trauma: a Noun, A Trauma one experiences from the past experiences and Aura Resonance, Vibrations from the Biological Parents or Legal Guardians that can either be Beneficial or Sabotaging, depending on the Parent(s).
Now, as one may hear from Joseph Cole Smithey's Testimony of Barbara as a Mother: He had seen and experienced emotional manipulation, some lack of better care; he even called her a "pathilogical liar" when it came to asking her about Jack Smithey, and other details from his perspective.
No sugar-coating and blunt, here, from me: I my years, Barbara was caring, but remained some distant emotionally and mentally. She Had emotionally manipulated me at times. When I told her of my intentions of going to a convention in another state, she Did threaten suicide of herself. She also had raised her voice to me in upset and anger, especially when it came to money. After the paid sex with the Kind Cherokee woman in April, 2012, in May, I told Barbara about it, and Barbara literally propotioned me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. after September 6, 2011.
So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.
Yet, in despite of the situation, and I Have personally written to Heilberg he story of Barbara in these and similar words in Truth, Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age." The Legal System; am I right?
⑤ Now you all know.
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Ah, for now, my Individuals and Followers, alike; I (Farewell) work diligenty, thorough and hard for ye all.
Be Safe and Well.
Mrs Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Console, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu species of Pokemon, thy One Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.
 
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where the hell have you been?
Yeah okay, point, though if this is true it's without a shadow of doubt

End of the day you wish to think that your tax dollars are going to a good cause like repairing the roads. A man with clear mental delusions was forcibly committed to a state mental hospital for 2-3 months and at the end of the day he is still babbling his "I'm Jesus and me fucking my Mom was justified" rhetoric. If that is what your tax dollars were going towards wouldn't you be pissed that your hard earned money wasn't doing anything to cure a manchild's delusions even if the state was paying to fix it? Wouldn't you be angry that the government taking your money was ultimately a waste of time and effort.
I'm glad my tax payer money is going towards helping eg. A schizo who's hearing that the Mafia is after him or helping some chick who's suicidal or help a drug addict go through rehab

I don't expect them to fix everybody though. This isn't movie though reality is some things just can't be helped. If there is indeed a magic wand that stops people raping their mum (or anyone) or a magic wand that alters people's beliefs, I haven't heard if it. And if it exists, please tell me where it is. I'd have given my left lung for it ages ago if that shit existed.
 
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I can see Barb saying something like "you could have just fucked me instead' out of exasperation upon her adult retard son inexplicably sharing that he had decided to court even more legal trouble by hiring a prostitute, rather than it being an actual offer.

But they're all fucked up, who knows. I'm still surprised he fucked Barb before a dog.
 
Right. Chris knows his instantly defense won't work
What insanity defense?

I hope Barb has good defense. Neither her nor Chris are perfect by any means but I feel Barb is owed help in this case.
Barb doesn’t seem to care. Harriet seems to not want anything to do with Chris. Cutting Chris out of their lives really would be the biggest punishment of all.

A man with clear mental delusions was forcibly committed to a state mental hospital for 2-3 months and at the end of the day he is still babbling his "I'm Jesus and me fucking my Mom was justified" rhetoric.
This assumes he was there so they could make him stop doing that. Even if he really believed in da merge and his godhood, so do lots of people. Disabusing him of those copes or delusions probably just wouldn’t be a priority.
 
Yeah and like I said in the other thread Chris hired a prostitute back in 2012 so we’re expected to believe Barbara offered to have sex with him then but for some reason he only took her up almost 10 years later.

I can see Barb saying something like "you could have just fucked me instead' out of exasperation upon her adult retard son inexplicably sharing that he had decided to court even more legal trouble by hiring a prostitute, rather than it being an actual offer.

The way I took what he wrote was that Barb often nagged him about money. Right after mentioning that he says after he told barb about the prostitute she said she would have slept with him.
I think it's more likely he told her he spent $$$ for an hour with a dirty whore and she responded "$$$ dollars!! I'd'a had sex with you for $$$ dollars." trying to chastise/admonish him in an albeit rather inappropriate manner for wasting money on a prostitute.
 
she responded "$$$ dollars!! I'd'a had sex with you for $$$ dollars." trying to chastise/admonish him in an albeit rather inappropriate manner for wasting money on a prostitute.
Plausible, but why didn’t blabbermouth deviant Chris bring it up sooner?

I had hoped the hospital would've fixed his delusions.
There’s just no reason for them to go through all the work it would take to even try. Assuming he’s actually delusional and not just deeply coping. There’s no reason to make him stop doing that either.

At least for the run of he next court date, he's learned to keep his mouth shut.
Which might be one of the reasons he was at the hospital.
 
Looks like someone told Chris he's locked up because of Barb. His last letters had him worrying about her and telling people to visit and send money. Now he's attacking her character and credibility. It's always someone else's fault when it comes to Chris.
I wouldn't doubt that he also has a white knight in his ear telling him that he's the victim and that Barb is evil. Perhaps a female. I don't think a doctor or cop could have made Chris turn on Barb like this...
 
By the looks of this letter, I don't think he's sane to stand trail. Once Chris is asked something related to the reality of his case, you now he's going to add something about MLP or Jesus.
He is. He now knows enough about what he's charged with to make up lies. I'm not sure if you understand exactly how low the "sane enough to stand trial" standard really is.
 
By the looks of this letter, I don't think he's sane to stand trail. Once Chris is asked something related to the reality of his case, you now he's going to add something about MLP or Jesus.
He's also going to throw Barb under the bus, which will make him look extremely guilty. It's a win win.
 
He is. He now knows enough about what he's charged with to make up lies. I'm not sure if you understand exactly how low the "sane enough to stand trial" standard really is.
I don't. But if this means Chris using his merge BS to try and get out via 'insanity plea', and failing, and thus getting his just deserts by being held somewhere for the rest of his life, I hope it was worth it to Chris.
 
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