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AnsemSoD1 said:
I fucking hate the uwu quirkiness the most.
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The dancing parrots should have been a sign of things to come, that was probably the start of Mojang catering to the wholesome 100 uwu crowd, since then Mojang has gotten exponentially faggier and more insufferable
I remember a video at the time talking about how Mojang was adding tons of bloat and "surface content", which is poetic considering how much worse the issue has gotten
 
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Gish said:
The dancing parrots should have been a sign of things to come, that was probably the start of Mojang catering to the wholesome 100 uwu crowd, since then Mojang has gotten exponentially faggier and more insufferable
I remember a video at the time talking about how Mojang was adding tons of bloat and "surface content", which is poetic considering how much worse the issue has gotten
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To be fair on that one thing, they're fucking parrots man. I meant shit like dangerhaired devs, virtue signaling, too much time during Minecon, etc.
 
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I honestly wonder why doesn't mojang just hyper focus on doing an update which allows servers to fully use a CPU. Currently survival servers with more than 5 players run like complete dogshit, just imagine how interesting it would be to have more than 10000 players on one world. More people would be playing multiplayer survival.
 
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Epoch said:
The Trial chamber things are going to be the exact same as the Warden in the end. The players will completely ignore the linear layout of them and just strip mine them all away, leaving just the spawners. Then they will use water and stuff to move AFK players around (more players = more efficient and better rewards, like they said) to activate the spawners and then the mobs will drop and be auto killed, then the spawners will shoot out diamonds and emeralds and it will be an AFK diamond farm. Following this Mojang is going to completely gimp it hard after the first snapshot and then in the end the rewards will be meaningless garbage and nobody will ever even touch the Trials at all because there is no reason to do them.

This happened with the Warden, this happened with Raids, this happened with Bastion ruins, this happened to the cave ore gen overhaul, its going to happen again, because Mojang will never learn that adding linear activities to a game that only autistic metaslaves play is never going to end in the way they want.
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Here's your epic spawner dungeon loot table bro, redeemable once per spawner ever 30 minutes.
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(The keys do literally nothing right now and are almost certainly going to be shelved until 1.21)
These spawners also take close to FIVE MINUTES to break and aren't affected by tools. Why?
Not posting all of them because there's way too many but here's the important ones.
Here's the final reward.
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And here's a... random intersection?
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Mojang. If you expect me to kill like 100 enemies including reskinned blazes and cave spiders, I'm not going to do it without full iron gear or partial diamond. Also, why are diamonds the rarest item in the final chest?
Apparently this update isn't even 1.21 so they aren't adding armadillos or even dog armor until an unspecified later date (probably like March or April), meaning this update is comprised entirely of trial chambers and the autocrafter and copper bulb.
Whoops. I'm retarded. Literally none of this is actually, y'know, 1.20.3. As in the update that is coming out. ALL of this is an "experiment" that you have to enable on worldgen and is supposed to actually be 1.21's content. Tuff bricks and stairs? Copper grates? Not in the game unless you do a toggle. Why? No seriously, why? Why can't tuff bricks be in the game without letting gigantic ugly structures generate all over the game world? Is it fear because of the mild criticism that 1.17 got? What's even in 1.20.3?
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Oh. This being the most obvious change in 1.20.3 is retarded because it just means that 99% of people are going to just turn on the experimental feature. At that point why is it even an experimental feature? Imagine if 1.17 was just goats and all the blocks and 1.18's worldgen changes were an experimental feature. The real reason is that someone dictated that 1.20.3 must be a thing and if they put all this in 1.20.3 "officially" then 1.21 would be entirely armadillos and wolf armor. Of course, people are going to criticize 1.21 for being 90% 1.20.3 content but at least this way r/Minecraft can run damage control.

Speaking of the autocrafter and copper bulb, Mojang saw redstone youtubers having fun with them and decided that wasn't allowed. The autocrafter has had its delay extended from 1 tick to 4 ticks (20 items a second to 5 items a second) for seemingly no reason. The copper bulb was notable because it had a 1 tick redstone delay, something that no other component has in a single block. I say "was" because Mojang removed this feature for, again, no discernable reason.
 
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Ghost of RBG said:
no discernable reason.
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Usually Bedrock is to blame for this. But considering how much of a pile of shit redstone is on Bedrock, I have no idea why they would start caring about parity (remove features from java because bedrock is shit) now.

Remember the old console versions? Those had identical redstone with java from what I remember.
 
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Epoch said:
Remember the old console versions? Those had identical redstone with java from what I remember.
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Bedrock and Console redstone implementations were different from JE for performance reasons. Console differences were just unnoticeable in 99% of builds.
 
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Blackstar said:
CaptainSparklez is retiring from Minecraft vids

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That's kinda sad but I haven't watched him in around a decade and I'm always relieved to see a classic youtuber go out without a bang.
Shit. I remember the videos of him making a really early version of what would become Deep Space Turtle Chase.

Shame that never got a proper sequel. Same with Jeoffrey's Chamber 2.
 
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BMO_ said:
Found this project that tries to re-create Beta 1.7 for God damn Nintendo Wii (also runs on GNU slaaaaaaaaash Linux).
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We got a port of Minecraft b1.7 to the Wii sooner than a port of Mario 64 (no the WiiU does not count, no one owns that thing), fucking incredible and ridiculous at the same time.
 
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BMO_ said:
I agree. Penguins should've been useless mobs whose implementation no one likes.
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It would have been cute and useless until three or four updates time when the devs realised it needs to do something. It would have been in snow biomes and if anyone spends all their time in one then they deserve to be annoyed by them.
 
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