Goodbye midgets, you won’t be missed
We had an insane amount of fun playing BG3 multiplayer with No Alphabets and BBA turned on—absolute chaos, in the best way. But then we hit Act 3 and the abysmally low number of humans had us going: Excuse me? WTF!?
So Silver went running around BG3 with cheat speed, hunting down every NPC that needed de-midgeting. She was supposed to handle this part solo… but she found over 400. FFS, Larian.
So, I put my programmer socks back on and handled nearly all the swaps. Once that was done, Silver came in with all her beautiful unique edits using the toolkit. (Thanks, Larian, for the modding toolkit—seriously). With Swaps mod in place the game is so so so much better than it was. I should go actually play it now :hmm:
We cured Vitiligo
You Reddit cunts accused me of removing Vitiligo all this time, so it's high time I actually did it.
A Note about races
This is a RACE-ist mod . We fix fantasy races and woke slop. While this mod makes most humans white, BG remains a Mediterranean-like city with Turkey (Amn) and Middle East (Calimshan) just south of it. So there are tanned and middle eastern toned people, and sometimes with appropriately foreign faces as well. You'll also find one or two merchants from foreign lands (Karatur) and even some Chults that are visiting as part of the Zhentarim network. The latter is a bit of a stretch but there was a head model to use, so we used it. This author is a fedora tipping centrist that differentiates between black individuals and niggers. But also: Nigger. If that triggered you, you can go whine to your wife's boyfriend.