More Weird Facebook Posts(6/23/2014)

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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Total voters
    172
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Bucharest said:
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Barf.
 
Jackie Chin said:
Chris wants everyone who knows him to help him in his greatest time of need! Even if they have forgotten about him, he is always there. Reminding them, that he will be in their dreams looking at them with the sad face and eyes and then he will say "One lego set please."
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Its sad to see the what the past 14 years have done to OPL and his "gal-pals" progression wise. I mean, here we have OPL, whom looks as if he is currently 40-45 years of age, although he hasn't mentally progressed in age since high school or earlier. Then we see his "gal-pals" the people who OPL claims were paid off by the principle to hang out with him, when in reality, they only let him hang around due to pity. His gal-pals, 14 years later, actually look their age, early/mid 30's, and they have decent jobs, and they don't beg for toys or games from their Facebook friends because of a house fire. Its like OPL got stick in one of his "time-voids" from the comic and never found a way out. He can comment on his "gal-pals" posts all he wants to, but chances are they're either going to laugh at his stupid comments, knowing full well what he has been up to the past 14 years, or they're going to see his comment, get curious, check out his FB and do a google search on him, thus releasing the kracken...or pickle. Bottom line is that time has not been OPL's friend at all, but he is so delusional, that he actually thinks time is on his side.

IanBrannanSOMETHING said:
Now, when he says "one of his two gal pals", is she strictly talking about people from MHS, or all of his friends, which would mean Anna is discounted as a "gal pal"?
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Either he is talking about Anna, but who the hell is his other "gal-pal"? Or he could be reminiscing about his MHS days, and thus referring to Molly and Tiffany as his "gal-pals", but we will probably never know.
 
Picklechu said:
I'm surprised that the gal-pals haven't all blocked Chris. He got reported last year for messaging Molly. Is he actually in her friends list, or does she have similar privacy settings in that friends of friends can comment?
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It must be, because wasn't Molly the girl who told Chris off in an email?
 
Am I reading this right? Did he just say that Michael Jackson changed his skin color for "change of image"? Is he saying that Sonic's arms changing color is like Michael Jackson's change in appearance? Is he saying that Jackson wanted to up date his look to sell records?

Where did the suicide thing come from? Dose he think that his friends think that he will off himself because Sonic's arms are blue? What??!! WHY?? :cryblood:(:_(
 
Alright, WTF, here's my translation:

"A few weeks ago I heard the terrible news that Sega had changed the color of Sonic's arms. At the time I was too stressed out by other issues to say anything about it. I feel that this was a terrible decision because Sonic, who is as real as myself or any other human, should not have been forced to alter such a fundamental aspect of his essential being for a trivial reason like insecurity over self-image. It makes Sonic seem weak, when in fact he is the hero of my life. The same criticisms were lodged against Michael Jackson (as real a person as Sonic, remember) when he lightened his skin for arguably petty reasons.

"Some of you might be worrying if this news might cause me to off myself. I'll tell you what, the fact that I haven't killed myself already despite the fact that I've felt like shit for years means that I can handle whatever life throws at me, and I will die of natural causes.

"Rally to my support! For great justice, etc."
 
I wish we could just get Chris to do a Let's Play or analyze a TV show or something, just him explaining something that he's at least semi-unfamiliar with for a good four hours with the "umm, yeah"'s and stuttering cut out. We just keep getting little glimpses of his insane ridiculous logic but posts like this show that there's so much more humor left in him. A true lolcow never dies.
 
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