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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
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Very nice finds. In regards to the poll, we're hounding every movement and facebook post of a 30-something autistic adult child whose one goal in life at the moment is to relive his high-school years in a lego paradise. :sonichu:We're all a little autistic here (:_(
 
I thought "pass natural" meant passing for a girl without any radical changes like surgery or, God forbid, arm color changes. But yeah, I guess it probably does mean dying of natural causes.
 
If you use Chris-logic it kinda makes sense.

What does Chris love? Sonic, whining, and being pitied/praised. What does he hate? Change. Add it together and you get Chris wants praise because he's not going to kill himself over the color of Sonic's arms. He really expects to be admired for having the strength to go on in a world where Sonic's arms are blue.
 
libertyoftheaether said:
It's incredible how badly Chris has aged compared to his gal-pals in these last few years. Just with this photo here, Chris looks twice their age, if not worse.

It's funny how the man who held onto his childhood with a death grip is the one who ended up aging the quickest.
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FifthColumn said:
Chris doesn't even look like how he looked at MHC in 1999-2000, he rather looks like the sad, dirty looking lunch lady or bus driver.
If he wants China well, there is nothing he can do at this point not even cleaning himself up. The only way he could get it was if he tricked a special needs girl into letting him do it to her, and even Chris would not do that.
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Look at it this way, Chris not cleaning himself up can be interpreted as being true to himself. Being ugly on the outside accurately reflects how ugly he is inside. He's like a big tick, he has the big body and spindly arms and legs, tries to latch onto people in order to get something for himself, but he can be removed. And of course, he wouldn't be the kind of tick that would transmit diseases, and adult male ticks would normally die in mating

And yeah, a steady diet of McDonalds can do that to you. Though looking at the pic I would go so far as to say he looks like he's in his 60s, he's not grey/bald enough yet

NobleGreyHorse said:
Is it an actual date date they mentioned, since Courtney has a profile pic of herself with a guy (they could, of course, be madly polyamorous, who knows), or just a phone date with a pal? Not like Chris will know the difference, but it wouldn't be weird to say you had a "coffee date" or whatever with a friend you weren't actually dating.
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I think this is probably the most likely explanation. I'm not seeing anything that gives off romantic vibes in the photo, but realize Chris hasn't had much in the way of meaningful contact with the outside world.
Remember, that is a guy who considers an episode of South Park about illegal immigration and construe it as a "red scare" film for homosexuality, or that a voice actress in a children's cartoon is someone who endorses trolling for whatever reason.
asperhes said:
In Sonichu 7, after Sonichu tells Magi-Chan he's going to fuck Rosechu, Magi-Chan says, "Ah. Yes. 'Bonus Round' of honest, true love, and romance."

In Mumble Chat 9.5 with Clyde and company, Chris explains what love is: "True love feels so good especially when it, uh, comes between two people who have known each other for a long while and have got to know each other through pleasant conversation. And uh you know the bonus rounds are there too I mean I'll admit that but what I enjoy most are the pleasant conversations" etc. etc.

So he's jealous that Molly is fucking someone.
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Henry Bemis said:
Am I the only one who thought "bonus round" was some sort of reference to lesbianism?
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CWC: That was the ONLY match up that I felt was a good match up at all back then, and now I fi-now I find out she's both a CONDESCENDING B***H and A LESBIAN! An-an she won't even...she won't even by me a nice LEGO kit! More specifically, not the 10211-1 Grand Emporium dat costs about 149...$149.95!

That being said, isn't Chris a firm believer that anyone who isn't heterosexual goes to hell? Maybe going to hell the bonus round. She tries to be nice to Chris out of pity, he calls her a "condescending b***h", he "finds out" she is a lesbian and therefore going to hell, and everything is right in the world of Christian Weston Chandler. The only problem is that he said he's ok with lesbians when :anna: said she was one years ago...
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That would be implying that Chris is actually consistent in his beliefs!

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Though to be fair, it's probably more that he is ok with Anna because she was "attractive" in his mind and asspats him to this day. Since Molly is also "attractive" but doesn't asspat him, so therefore she doesn't get the luxury of being on Chris's good graces! :twisted:

IanBrannanSOMETHING said:
Now, when he says "one of his two gal pals", is she strictly talking about people from MHS, or all of his friends, which would mean Anna is discounted as a "gal pal"?
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But Anna's a lesbian remember? She doesn't count to Chris I don't think.

Varis said:
I'm sure I've seen that frown before...

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Stalker no stalking, stalker no stalking, STALKER NO STALKING!

JohnConstantine said:
No, it's cause Chris is autistic.
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Da Pickle Monsta said:
I don't get the "everything plus the bonus round" complaining. I'm not quite sure which one Molly is, but I'm guessing that she's the one wearing the hat. I mean, she can afford . . . sunglasses and a hat. Bonus round indeed!
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I think everything would refer to Molly being happy while Chris is living as a lonely, embittered hermit with his mother who has been deteriorating in more ways than one. Oh and the bonus round is going to hell for being better than Chris, not asspatting him, getting him expensive LEGO kits, and for being a lesbian( or at least that's what I think that Chris thinks)

Edit: Just to clarify with the whole "gal pals are straight" it was intended to be taken as a jab at Chris, but I realize that the joke didn't really make much sense

The joke was that I assumed at least part of the criteria for being a gal pal to Chris was being straight since I'm also assuming that at least some of the gal pals had boyfriends of their own, but then that didn't make much sense either.
 
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asperhes said:
Alright, WTF, here's my translation:

"A few weeks ago I heard the terrible news that Sega had changed the color of Sonic's arms. At the time I was too stressed out by other issues to say anything about it. I feel that this was a terrible decision because Sonic, who is as real as myself or any other human, should not have been forced to alter such a fundamental aspect of his essential being for a trivial reason like insecurity over self-image. It makes Sonic seem weak, when in fact he is the hero of my life. The same criticisms were lodged against Michael Jackson (as real a person as Sonic, remember) when he lightened his skin for arguably petty reasons.

"Some of you might be worrying if this news might cause me to off myself. I'll tell you what, the fact that I haven't killed myself already despite the fact that I've felt like shit for years means that I can handle whatever life throws at me, and I will die of natural causes.

"Rally to my support! For great justice, etc."
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I already liked your post but it's worth saying, as a translator by trade I commend you highly on this, I agree with you on everything but you wrote it much better than I ever could. Hope to see you posting often, even if your avatar is terrible to look at.
 
Marvin said:
Pretty sure he's talking about high school friends, because there are more than two people he considers friends.
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And not a single one who considers him a friend in return.

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Yes, because Michael Jackson (a real person) having his skin bleached is totally on the same level as Sonic (a fucking fictional character) having his arms coloured blue. And of all the things to "stress" over, he has no home (that he owns anyway), no money, no job, no girlfriend, no friend, no future, and pretty soon, no family, but of course a Sonic design he doesn't like is what he will stress most on. Of course, we all know that for all his bitching and moaning about the arm colour, when this game comes out he'll be among the first to buy it anyway.
 
Michael Jackson changed his skin color to distance himself from his abused past, to look less like his father, and to become who he felt he always was inside. Chris turning Tomgirl has more in common with Michael Jackson's transformation than Sonic's redesign.
 
milkshark said:
Michael Jackson changed his skin color to distance himself from his abused past, to look less like his father, and to become who he felt he always was inside. Chris turning Tomgirl has more in common with Michael Jackson's transformation than Sonic's redesign.
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Hmm yeah, I have da s-st-stressaligo.
 
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