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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Total voters
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_blank_ said:
First of all, Chris won't commit suicide, because he can't commit suicide. Obviously he is some kind of immortal. I mean, the dude has survived plague infestations, raging infernos, and inhaling toxic fumes. Hell, just look at his diet - any normal mortal would've died years ago!

As for Chris' comment, I like the translation, but I'm noticing what seems to be happening is Chris is doing that weird train of thought thing he does, where he starts talking to one person then without skipping a beat starts talking to another person THROUGH that person, then eventually loops back. For example, refer to the John Kyle video, where he begins to talk to John, then tangents onto Cole, then back to John.

In this case, he's talking about not liking Sonic's blue arms, comparing it to Michael Jackson's change in pigmentation, citing that MJ changed pigmentation because of insecurity. Chris' train of thought then jumps the rails, and he in turn begins to talk as if he was Michael Jackson, saying he wouldn't change his skin color, nor would even go so far as to commit suicide due to his low self-esteem. Train hops back onto the rails, and he ends his little rant.
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I'm a first time poster here. But what a mind fuck! I just cannot comprehend "Chris's logic." If he has any logic.
 
Michael Jackson was the original tomgirl.

He was a little black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman.
 
libertyoftheaether said:
It's incredible how badly Chris has aged compared to his gal-pals in these last few years. Just with this photo here, Chris looks twice their age, if not worse.
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And yet his behavior has regressed to that of a three year old. I'd say "Wrap your head around that", but I think it's pretty obvious by this point.
 
Tootsie Bear said:
I'm a first time poster here. But what a mind fuck! I just cannot comprehend "Chris's logic." If he has any logic.
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He does. Chris is a rational actor much like North Korea is a rational actor. They have their own system in place in order to decide what to say and do. It's confusing to us outsiders but to them it makes perfect sense. I've studied the Norks alot and they are perfectly rational. They, like Chris, will not make a move that will endanger themselves. If it brings them a benefit, they will make that move. Chris won't commit suicide. He'll threaten it. He'll whine, bitch, yell and scream about taking videos OFF THE INTERNET and how weens are screwing his auctions up and how if you bow to the mighty CWC and give him gifts he won't excommunicate you.
 
I think his grasp on the human language is somehow degrading even further. That's something that always fascinated me about Chris. Just when you think he's finally hit the bottom of his miserable little hole, he flips his tubby ass over and starts digging down even further while whining about how much work the digging is.
 
Anonimo said:
Given that he thought he and BILLY MAYS would look the same if they shaved their beards, and believed a sweetheart when "she" sent pictures of three different girls claiming that they were all "her", I wouldn't be surprised if this actually turned out to be the case.
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There are a lot of women that look like Molly out there. Chris probably approaches every girl that barely looks like Molly asking if they're Molly---thinking they've gone to cville to look for him.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
There are a lot of women that look like Molly out there. Chris probably approaches every girl that barely looks like Molly asking if they're Molly---thinking they've gone to cville to look for him.
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Chris doesn't approach anybody. He wants to be approached, except he doesn't because he assumes everybody is a troll.
 
introman said:
Chris posted two public comments that are pretty autistic.
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Spiral Knights isn't Sonic but Sega has done our boy wrong. They NEED to KNOW.


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Chris is happy that at least one of his gal pals has money even though they stopped giving a shit about him 14 years ago.
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Imagine what it must be like to be a female and having Chris notice you online.

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sparklemilhouse said:
There are a lot of women that look like Molly out there. Chris probably approaches every girl that barely looks like Molly asking if they're Molly---thinking they've gone to cville to look for him.
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Isn't the phrase "Has anyone seen Molly?" raver-speak for "Where can I get some Ecstasy?"
 
Kosher Dill said:
You'd be surprised, we've found specimen after specimen of fossilized Cro-Magnon men with bellies full of McMammoths over at the Branchland Tar Pits. I guess in the Stone Age, you really did have to tell them twice.
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Ha! Best joke to come out of this whole bloody thread. It really tops all the jokes about "passing naturally" being a reference either to his tomgirlism or :briefs:
 
Chandler Cats said:
Has anyone thought to ask Sonic about how HE feels about Chris's recent changes? I mean really, total Tomgirl, long hair, nail polish? Maybe this whole thing is some passive aggressive rebuttal by the big blue hedgehog to Chris retconning himself.
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IuXOkGvZNaI
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And, like so many other things before it, Chris didn't take that video's advice... even though it featured his bloody cartoon hero! If he's not gonna listen to Sanic, then who the hell IS he gonna listen to? Then again, maybe he thought that video only applied to people trying to sexually harass him (yeah, I know, fat chance of that)... like most things in Chris' world, it doesn't apply to anyone else. He's free to go stalk/fondle/touch women all he wants because a stupid cartoon character didn't explicitly tell him no...
 
Lol its funny,chris say he have low self-esteem and all that but instead of using his money/credit to help build up his self-esteem, he goes off and buys legos to live in a fantasy world. In the finance threas it was said he spent over 8 grand in debit over legos, when a quarter of that 8 grand could have spent on, decent clothes, gym membership, haircuts, etc, etc.
 
Chandler Cats said:
Has anyone thought to ask Sonic about how HE feels about Chris's recent changes? I mean really, total Tomgirl, long hair, nail polish? Maybe this whole thing is some passive aggressive rebuttal by the big blue hedgehog to Chris retconning himself.
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Oh my God, you will not believe who I bumped into the other day at the mall! It was Rosechu! I thought I recognized her and used some of my elbow-greased strength to walk up to her. She was so nice! She would have made a great boyfriend-fee girl! We were chatting about girly stuff and shopping and I had to ask her about Chris and his current whereabouts. She said she skipped town with the other hedgehogs when they got the chance. She claimed she noticed the "beginning of the end" when Chris came back from the Time Void. She had hidden her Facebook account but sometimes goes online and laughs. Deep down, She knew he was hopeless about women and dating. Rosechu then went on about a story of Chris trying on her nylons when he visited! Sonichu came by with the kids; they just came back from Jamba Juice. Sonichu and Rosechu told me they had no idea people could be so nice and friendly, especially to imaginary friends of OPL. They were very lovely people. :cool:
 
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