Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
Yeah @Jaimas, gotta concur, I take Usher with a pretty large grain of salt even when he's right about some things these days.

If you read Usher's take on MK11, it is true that it's got some cringey crap, but that's a minor issue compared to the real problem of being loaded down with microtransactions (or at least the potential thereof) and having a poor story, and while it's sales figures are pretty underwhelming for an MK game NOW, they aren't so poor the game sold at a loss at launch, and the core gameplay is actually competent and what people generally paid for.
The biggest problem is that Usher isn't just a sperg lolcow, he's a sperg lolcow with a clear vested interest in making the game look like a failure (otherwise he'd have to face the fact that he looked like an idiot with no real payoff).

Brandon Orselli is also a GG sperg, but at least AFAIK, he's approaching this with a far more even hand.
 
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The biggest problem is that Usher isn't just a sperg lolcow, he's a sperg lolcow with a clear vested interest in making the game look like a failure (otherwise he'd have to face the fact that he looked like an idiot with no real payoff).

Brandon Orselli is also a GG sperg, but at least AFAIK, he's approaching this with a far more even hand.
Probably because Narwitz and Orselli are at least ATTEMPTING to be taken seriously as journalists, while Billy is basically content with the fact that his site is a glorified blog where he regularly talks about the 70+ Gigs of hentai stored on his HDD
 
Biggest launch in the history of the series my man.


You should stop taking news from lolcows.

Yeah @Jaimas, gotta concur, I take Usher with a pretty large grain of salt even when he's right about some things these days.

If you read Usher's take on MK11, it is true that it's got some cringey crap, but that's a minor issue compared to the real problem of being loaded down with microtransactions (or at least the potential thereof) and having a poor story, and while it's sales figures are pretty underwhelming for an MK game NOW, they aren't so poor the game sold at a loss at launch, and the core gameplay is actually competent and what people generally paid for.

I'm not willing to take Usher's claims beyond the ones he can actually back up.

There's quite a few reasons, however, I'm finding it legitimately hard to believe the claim that it's selling gangbusters, given that several outlets are already selling the game for a discounted price, and simple fact that the claims that it's doing great have no actual numbers to back that up. Not a fucking month and a half ago Bioware declared Anthem was doing well and had Forbes running inteference before announcing that it had fucking Andromeda'd again in April. So you'll need to forgive my saying that unless they can prove it with actual figures, I'm gonna go ahead and hit the doubt button.

What numbers I do have are Steam's (via SteamSpy), which show that the game has sold about 50% of Mortal Kombat X's on that platform. While Steamspy intentionally covers up the data for those who don't back its fucking patreon, this data still goes against the claim that it's doing the best ever. Even if Steamspy's entirely wrong (and I acknowledge it may be), that's still more information than NRS is giving. That also backs the claim that it sold half as well, and while it's still too early to tell, I ain't believing jack and shit until actual sales figures emerge and neither should you.
 
I'm not willing to take Usher's claims beyond the ones he can actually back up.

There's quite a few reasons, however, I'm finding it legitimately hard to believe the claim that it's selling gangbusters, given that several outlets are already selling the game for a discounted price, and simple fact that the claims that it's doing great have no actual numbers to back that up. Not a fucking month and a half ago Bioware declared Anthem was doing well and had Forbes running inteference before announcing that it had fucking Andromeda'd again in April. So you'll need to forgive my saying that unless they can prove it with actual figures, I'm gonna go ahead and hit the doubt button.

What numbers I do have are Steam's (via SteamSpy), which show that the game has sold about 50% of Mortal Kombat X's on that platform. While Steamspy intentionally covers up the data for those who don't back its fucking patreon, this data still goes against the claim that it's doing the best ever. Even if Steamspy's entirely wrong (and I acknowledge it may be), that's still more information than NRS is giving. That also backs the claim that it sold half as well, and while it's still too early to tell, I ain't believing jack and shit until actual sales figures emerge and neither should you.

Fair point.
 
I been out of the loop with MK as of a whole. I played 9 and X and I thought they were okay. 9 had a really fun story mode and tower mode, but that is what I remember from it. X I barely remember other than "kids" of the fighters, faction wars and a dippy plot. I kind of wanna play the older MK games and see the old school Mokap cheese it had.

All I hear from 11 is loads of controversy.
 
I am seriously on the verge of re-writing MK11's story myself, should I give it a shot?
 
Did they really make one of the characters plotlines end in a literal we wuz kangz #wakanda4ever or is that a spergy Oneangrygamer rumor?
 
Did they really make one of the characters plotlines end in a literal we wuz kangz #wakanda4ever or is that a spergy Oneangrygamer rumor?

They did but another one related to them pretty much devalued it's wokeness.
 
Did they really make one of the characters plotlines end in a literal we wuz kangz #wakanda4ever or is that a spergy Oneangrygamer rumor?

That actually happened:

 
Jacqui Briggs' ending essentially devalued it's inclusion even further than it did for itself, since the strong black woman erases herself out of existence. That can't sit well anyway since the woke crowd never sees a victory in a "victory".
 
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Apparently Bruce Campbell himself has shot down rumors of Ash being DLC on his Twitter...but dialogue of his has already leaked?

So not only does this game not do the MK aesthetic or humor right, they're going to try and do Ash without Bruce Campbell?

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.
 
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So im playing mk10 and my friend keeps playing pistol erron black.

How do i kick his ass?
Who are you playing as? I can't really give any insightful suggestions without know who you're playing.
Gunslinger isn't really an OP variation. As long as you aren't picking a trash variation, most characters should have a fighting chance against him.

MKX Protip: If you want to win at everything, always, just play Mileena (Piercing).
 
So im playing mk10 and my friend keeps playing pistol erron black.

How do i kick his ass?
Use Skarlet, Raiden, Noob, or especially Scorpion (who is easily the most OP character right now), and abuse their teleport moves. Other characters like Kitana and Frost (I think), also have projectile deflect abilities.

I KAN REED GUD. Same idea applies anyway - use teleporters like Scorpion, and Raiden, and deflectors like Kitana to close the gap. Also, if you got any characters that can fire projectiles that keep low to the ground so Erron can't stand his ground for too long.

Apparently Bruce Campbell himself has shot down rumors of Ash being DLC on his Twitter...but dialogue of his has already leaked?

So not only does this game not do the MK aesthetic or humor right, they're going to try and do Ash without Bruce Campbell?

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Either Bruce is lying through his teeth, or WB is a bunch of cheap bastards.

You can't have Ash played by anyone else... that's as stupid as having anyone else but Robert Englund play Freddy Krueger or having anybody but Doug Bradley play Pinhead. Yes, it's been done, and every time it's been a horrible, stupid idea. This would be no different.
 
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what was the fucking point of saving smoke from becoming a cyborg, if they have only used him for 1 game.
Fucking retards.
 
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He said MK10.
I have exceptional reading comprehension, apparently.

Anyway, to make this post worthwhile, sounds like with the MK11 dialogue leaks, Nightwolf might be getting the Rule 63 treatment. Oh joy.
 
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Apparently Bruce Campbell himself has shot down rumors of Ash being DLC on his Twitter...but dialogue of his has already leaked?

So not only does this game not do the MK aesthetic or humor right, they're going to try and do Ash without Bruce Campbell?

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Especially after Dead by Daylight not only included Ash as a character, but managed to score both Bruce's likeness and his voice.
 
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