Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
Let's say what everybody's thinking: actors in costumes work great, the sooner this "polygon" fad dies the better
They go out of their way to make everyone ugly and whimpy looking. Compared to the 90s shit.

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I don't know how one can look at the new stuff and not realize the best is behind us. And no one wants to play MK with nothing but gooks. Raiden has been White the overwhelming majority of his games and now he's a gook.
 
The MK3 Subzero skin in MK"1" is now an Asian guy too I think
Yeah he is, I posted it a page or so back. He looks like a tranny, and he's frail looking.

The women have to be ugly, and the men have to look like weak faggots.

King of Fighters is the only series that didn't sell out, at least to these levels of faggotry. They do have a nigger (who looks anything but) announcer but and a sheboon character they introduced a game or two ago but that's all that comes to mind. The overwhelming majority of characters are still White and asian. Them keeping Terry Bogard a White guy in today's climate says a lot.
 
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Yeah he is, I posted it a page or so back. He looks like a tranny, and he's frail looking.

The women have to be ugly, and the men have to look like weak faggots.

King of Fighters is the only series that didn't sell out, at least to these levels of faggotry. They do have a nigger (who looks anything but) announcer but and a sheboon character they introduced a game or two ago but that's all that comes to mind. The overwhelming majority of characters are still White and asian. Them keeping Terry Bogard a White guy in today's climate says a lot.

I'd argue that Tekken hasn't sold out either. Harada remains based, and essentially told one of these woke acolytes to "fuck off" when someone tried to shame him over not including Eddy in the main roster.
 
I'd argue that Tekken hasn't sold out either. Harada remains based, and essentially told one of these woke acolytes to "fuck off" when someone tried to shame him over not including Eddy in the main roster.
I mean that's fair. I just feel Tekken has gotten so bad with every game since 6 and progressively gets worse every new one.
 
>Kombat Kids (Mainly Takeda, Cassie, & maybe even Jacqui).
Cassie was unlikable. Jacqui was meh. Takeda had promise.

>Peak Tremor design & characterization (incuding comics here, he's basically a chad).
He was alright.

>Be mutliple types of Xenomorphs, & rid the world of the Alien niggers that are Yautja (Predators).
Problem is Alien and friends could have been a slot for an actual MK character who could have use those styles like Drahmin if Boon bothered to give Drahmin a good design. Guests are awful in the long run because they will be copyright hell in the future (DOA5 just lost Mai, but she's still in Dead on Arrival 6 for now).

What I mentioned above is mainly surface level stuff, but pros nonetheless, that game has a lot of good that never gets acknowledged & way less bad than the shit it underservedly gets. It's also the last time MK had something resembling of goodness in it, it's been downhill since, which MKX could be blamed in a way too.
MKX was the first to push woke shit and its non woke shit wasn't better:
  • Gay archer who wasn't supposed to be gay in the first place. His line was actually about people seeing him as a teammate, not a thug.
  • Sonya is a soulless, feminist bitch
  • Johnny Cage gets emasculated and is a deadbeat Dad
  • Jax is a bitch
  • Some refugee shit before Sonya almost kills Kano
  • Buying instant fatalities on the shop and Shinnok if you don't want to play through the fucking game
  • Killing off Mileena and Baraka (I think Rain died too)
  • Goro was so fucking bland, garbage in the meta, and had no relevance in MK despite he's a legendary mid-boss
  • Certain skins were only available through certain playstyles
  • Most playstyles were ass in meta, and Boon didn't fix shit cuz Sonic Fox and Perfect Legend killed the tourney scene (Thanks, Sonic).
  • Some skins just sucked, and didn't fit characters
  • Cassie just wasn't likable
X kicked off the live service microtransactions, but like you said it was probably more playable than 11 or 1. The insta-fatalities are bad, but $12-20 for a fucking finisher that should have been in the game is much worse.

I'd argue that Tekken hasn't sold out either. Harada remains based, and essentially told one of these woke acolytes to "fuck off" when someone tried to shame him over not including Eddy in the main roster.
That furfag was technically right to call out Harada for making Eddy a disc-locked character, but his reasons were retarded. Eddie was immediately available with Kuma, Lee, and Miguel in Tekken 7. There's no excuse for Harada to do this disc-locked character bullshit.

I mean that's fair. I just feel Tekken has gotten so bad with every game since 6 and progressively gets worse every new one.
Pretty much, but because the fgc is in such a shitty and pozzed state it protects Tekken and Harada.
 
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Eddy's been a main roster character since his debut. I get why people would be upset over relegating him to DLC. The way the furfag approached Harada over racial reasons instead of approaching it wondering why he was DLC and not on the main roster really was fucking stupid. Tekken 8 has been pretty okay with me so far in my time with it, and I haven't noticed anything too weird or off about it (besides Devil Jin being OP as fuck). I've been enjoying my time with it. Far more than I ever did with MK1. Fuck, I regret buying that piece of shit.
 
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Far more than I ever did with MK1. Fuck, I regret buying that piece of shit.
I bought that and X GOTY editions for the bargin bin price and glad I never spent a penny more.

I did the same thing with Tekken 7. It was meh so I'm lukewarm to the idea of buying Tekken 8 until it's bargin bin too.
 
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I bought that and X GOTY editions for the bargin bin price and glad I never spent a penny more.

I did the same thing with Tekken 7. It was meh so I'm lukewarm to the idea of buying Tekken 8 until it's bargin bin too.

Eh. Some games don't click with folks. If you feel like you got burned with 7, don't feel like you HAVE to buy 8. A friend of mine gifted me Tekken 8, so that's partly one of the main reasons why I don't feel so weird about playing it.

Ultimately it's your time and money, dude. I'd just wait for a sale after the first season of DLC has released and see if it's worth it then. If not? Ignore it and move on.

Every single one of us has to practice discretionary spending now due to all this weird ESG shit. I feel like I got burned with MK1, so I'm gonna look out and be more wary of the next game (if they even get a chance for it).
 
Eh. Some games don't click with folks. If you feel like you got burned with 7, don't feel like you HAVE to buy 8. A friend of mine gifted me Tekken 8, so that's partly one of the main reasons why I don't feel so weird about playing it.

Ultimately it's your time and money, dude. I'd just wait for a sale after the first season of DLC has released and see if it's worth it then. If not? Ignore it and move on.

Every single one of us has to practice discretionary spending now due to all this weird ESG shit. I feel like I got burned with MK1, so I'm gonna look out and be more wary of the next game (if they even get a chance for it).
I got the cheapo full DLC version of Tekken 7 for super cheap on sale so it didn't hurt much. Most of these games I never buy immediately.

I got KOFXV at a discount. I typically only play the games a little and then come back once in awhile. They just don't hold my interest as a genre anymore. The last one that did was probably SF4.

While in the 90s we had such a gigantic stable of golden fighters.
 
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I got the cheapo full DLC version of Tekken 7 for super cheap on sale so it didn't hurt much. Most of these games I never buy immediately.

I got KOFXV at a discount. I typically only play the games a little and then come back once in awhile. They just don't hold my interest as a genre anymore. The last one that did was probably SF4.

While in the 90s we had such a gigantic stable of golden fighters.

I know, dude. I miss the 90s so fucking much. Even if they did give us horrible fashion taste.
 
They do have a nigger (who looks anything but) announcer but and a sheboon character they introduced a game or two ago but that's all that comes to mind.
That character is Darli Dagger from Samurai Shodown. There's also Dolores from KOFXV.

I think there like one more from one of the older games depending on how you look at it like Seth.

I'd argue that Tekken hasn't sold out either. Harada remains based, and essentially told one of these woke acolytes to "fuck off" when someone tried to shame him over not including Eddy in the main roster.
Depending on how you look at it, there's Leo.

And now I'm trying to think of other fighting game series that aren't trying to be progressive.
 
King of Fighters is the only series that didn't sell out, at least to these levels of faggotry. They do have a nigger (who looks anything but) announcer but and a sheboon character they introduced a game or two ago but that's all that comes to mind.
They've had black characters before. Lucky and Heavy D from the USA sports team, Seth, Nelson, Zarinha, and Bandeiras from the Latin America (but really Brazil) team, Richard Meyer the capoeira guy, Duck King the breakdance guy with a pet chick (like, actual baby chicken), for some reason the clones or DNA-modified characters got darker skin, and along with Dolores in the last game, they added Isla, who is Chilean but for some reason a lot blacker than the average Chilean. And Mexicans, Thailandese, etc.
It's a worldwide tournament, it's to be expected.

Depending on how you look at it, there's Leo.
Isn't Leo an "It's Pat" situation? Where the joke is no one knows, we don't know, and will never know, if Leo is male or female? Not a progressive thing, just a continuous joke.
 
It's a worldwide tournament, it's to be expected.
It is, but it never felt hamfisted like it did in the other games. Regional teams were just that, and not some diversity agenda. They at least make the non White characters have Caucasian features and not like that creepy fucking sheboon in SF6.

I do appreciate Capcuck making the sheboon exactly what they all are.

Hideous.

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Isn't Leo an "It's Pat" situation? Where the joke is no one knows, we don't know, and will never know, if Leo is male or female? Not a progressive thing, just a continuous joke.
I think? Harada flip-flopped between male or female then just said "Eh, it's whatever. Be whatever you want" and that made people act very weirdly about her.

But aside from that, Tekken isn't progressive.
 
Ed Boon tries to get some attention for Woke Kombat 1 by saying people want a naked Cena skin (spoiler: no one out of virtue signaling faggots who don't play MK1 want it), and it didn't go well for our sjw faggot developer. The people who want a naked Cena don't play Mortal Kombat (old women in their 30s and 40s and faggots who don't know or refuse to accept how much of a creepy asshole Cena is in real life).


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Hey Ed, how about fixing your game and making it less woke and shitty?
 
Ed Boon tries to get some attention for Woke Kombat 1 by saying people want naked Cena skin, and it didn't go well for our sjw faggot developer. The people who want a naked Cena don't play Mortal Kombat (old women in their 30s and 40s and faggots who don't know or refuse to accept how much of a creepy asshole Cena is in real life).


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Hey Ed, how about fixing your game and making it less woke and shitty?
That Li Mei takes me back
they literally made her a jobber big bouncy titties as a joke
her best ending is becoming onaga's bitch
 
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