Plagued Nice Guys

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Strictly speaking, this one may not count as a Nice Guy sighting but I'd say that it's worth checking out nonetheless. It's not every day you're given the chance to see the world through the eyes of someone who's legit crazy.

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Eshettar said:
Strictly speaking, this one may not count as a Nice Guy sighting but I'd say that it's worth checking out nonetheless. It's not every day you're given the chance to see the world through the eyes of someone who's legit crazy.

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Jesus Christ! She tells him don't ever talk to me again, and his response is to send a rambling list of rules. The way he words stuff is classic abuser, that seems typical of Nice Guys.
 
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Today I read the absolute most pathetic Nice Guy story on r/TIFU that matches anything on r/Incels or r/NiceGuys--

TIFU by confessing to my friend I wanted to fuck her

Obligatory this happened on Monday. So, I have been single for a while and a friend of mine gave me a contact last year, saying you and this girl will probably get along well. And that we did, from December to this month we have steadily been growing closer and having tonnes of fun along the way. Sans sexual flirting though. I even nicknamed her my almost soulmate because things just flowed between us. Until last week Friday when I decided to visit her for Easter (she stays in a nearby city).

Now remember I've been single for a long time. And my raging-hormone to logic ratio is at an all time high, thanks to a total lack of outlets. So when she said the entire visit should be spent indoors I thought Finally. This is where it happens. I packed 2 condoms to the visit and sprayed deo like a mad man. Got there and things were going great really, until after one hour of YouTube videos I got nervous and then desperate BUT I didn't make a move. For some reason I believed something would magically happen and we would end up in sexy time. You can imagine my inevitable disappointment when I had to leave.

So just before we parted she suggested we take pictures and I said cool but really all I could think about was how I had failed at the only booty chance I had had in a year. Needless to say I didn't look overly enthusiastic, or even remotely happy on the pictures. Which apparently bothered her as she thought I didn't want pics with her because she is ugly (which she isn't) and for the weekend she kept on bringing it up and I kept on saying I was really anxious to travel back home in time. Which of course she didn't buy and eventually I thought hey let me just tell her the truth. So on Monday I sent her a pic of the condoms and explained my disappointment and sexual frustration, trying to reassure her that she isn't ugly.

And now, well, its been 3 days since we spoke. Thanks, Hormone Monster.

TL;DR: Confessed that I was disappointed we didn't get to sexy time with a good friend and now she won't text me
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I re-read the Infinity Gauntlet miniseries that Infinity War and Endgame are based on, and I was struck with a revelation. Don't read the spoiler unless you've seen Endgame. I haven't seen it, so I dunno if this spoils it or not:
In the comics, Thanos wipes out half the universe to impress Lady Death and win her favor and love. Yeah, he committed galactic genocide to get a girlfriend. She is utterly unimpressed, and Thanos fumes that he did all this work for her and she won't even smile at him. So, does this mean Thanos is a Nice Guy, at least as far as Death is concerned?
 
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scorptatious said:
If he actually manned up and told her straight up he was into her, he might have had a chance.

But no, he had to do it in the most ass backward way possible.

That’s assuming he did more than just spray deodorant.
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I like to think that he also did a bunch of that bullshit between asterisks play acting these assholes like to indulge in on the same condom text.

* presents condoms excitedly *
 
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I re-read the Infinity Gauntlet miniseries that Infinity War and Endgame are based on, and I was struck with a revelation. Don't read the spoiler unless you've seen Endgame. I haven't seen it, so I dunno if this spoils it or not:
In the comics, Thanos wipes out half the universe to impress Lady Death and win her favor and love. Yeah, he committed galactic genocide to get a girlfriend. She is utterly unimpressed, and Thanos fumes that he did all this work for her and she won't even smile at him. So, does this mean Thanos is a Nice Guy, at least as far as Death is concerned?
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And Deadpool is the damn dirty Chad in the whole relationship.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I re-read the Infinity Gauntlet miniseries that Infinity War and Endgame are based on, and I was struck with a revelation. Don't read the spoiler unless you've seen Endgame. I haven't seen it, so I dunno if this spoils it or not:
In the comics, Thanos wipes out half the universe to impress Lady Death and win her favor and love. Yeah, he committed galactic genocide to get a girlfriend. She is utterly unimpressed, and Thanos fumes that he did all this work for her and she won't even smile at him. So, does this mean Thanos is a Nice Guy, at least as far as Death is concerned?
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See the 90s Silver Surfer cartoon for proof. I'm having real trouble remembering any moment when Thanos showed up that he didn't spend either pawing and whining at Lady Death's feet like a sick puppy or throwing himself a pity party because nothing he did was ever enough to win her over.
 
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"Pray forgive my brash tongue for the remarks it is about to make, fairest lady. I don't mean to overstep but it's just that I've been listening in on you and your knavish boyfriend's conversation all night and now feel compelled to analyse your personality and mention that I'd be a much superior boyfriend. Hmm? What's that? No, you don't know me at all. Yes, this is the first time we've met and I think it's entirely appropriate for me to butt into your personal life while we're in the line at MacDonald's. Why do you ask?"

Never discount the possibility that a story might be real simply because the person who wrote it makes himself look like a total creep. Remember the saga of Menumessages, Jennifer and her abusive shorts-wearing lobbyist boyfriend who picked her up early from the party which was totally a fairy-tale ball and not a company potluck.
 
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Eshettar said:
"Pray forgive my brash tongue for the remarks it is about to make, fairest lady. I don't mean to overstep but it's just that I've been listening in on you and your knavish boyfriend's conversation all night and now feel compelled to analyse your personality and mention that I'd be a much superior boyfriend. Hmm? What's that? No, you don't know me at all. Yes, this is the first time we've met and I think it's entirely appropriate for me to butt into your personal life while we're in the line at MacDonald's. Why do you ask?"

Never discount the possibility that a story might be real simply because the person who wrote it makes himself look like a total creep. Remember the saga of Menumessages, Jennifer and her abusive shorts-wearing lobbyist boyfriend who picked her up early from the party which was totally a fairy-tale ball and not a company potluck.
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And that guy was utterly shocked that people thought he was the creep, particularly when he asked if he could get a restraining order against her bf on her behalf.
 
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