Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 68 10.5%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 93 14.3%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 206 31.7%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 169 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 10.0%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 49 7.5%

  • Total voters
    650
It can't.
So he's now admitting that he did cocaine around his children? Did he think this will make him look better?

I disagree. It depends on the metabolite. The presence of benzoylecgonine could be explained by exposure to crack smoke. But cocaethylene suggests ingestion of cocaine and alcohol.

Nonetheless, even IF it was an environmental exposure to crack smoke. I don't think this is a big W. It's basically passive smoking, and it has health implications for the children.
 
Nick mentions that exposure to smoked drugs can cause a hair follicle test to be positive even if the person was not smoking themselves.
Daddy-Daughter Day..........to the crackhouse in St. Paul while Nick gets his re-up from some Somalis.

Having his kid ride along would also be a great way to hide from the cops.


The only streamer Rekieta is watching about his case: Robert Barnes
Ah yes, General Steiner's most reliable adjutant.....he'll relieve the pressure on the Balldobunker.

Nick was asked about @MNPublicRecords and called it "very interesting Kiwi Farms account" and insists that despite the username the account is posting private documents, but he did not address what he is talking about.
Not "funny and weird"....only "very interesting"....One presume that he'd appreciate someone cucking him outside the bedroom.

Nick showed off part of his filled-in snake tattoo, presumably the heat allergy sufferer will return to the hot tub soon to show the rest off
it still looks like hot garbage.
 
minor thing, but Nick did not try to play it off like it was just a joke making fun of DSP. I know there were a lot of doubts, but for me this is confirmation that the DSP moment was real.

Edit: also, why does he have a wounded leg?
When I first saw it, I genuinely thought he was doing a joke. It was only during the rewatch that I thought he was actually getting off
 
She probably didn't completely realize what a can of worms interviewing Balldo would be.
Then maybe she should have done her fucking homework? Seems like a good idea before any interview, really. This isn't some esoteric and obscure thing anymore.

Not that I believe that in the first place. She's discussed Nick's predicament elsewhere leading up to this. She knows enough.

She did this because April is being charged again. One or more of Anna, Nina, and Keanu might have been clamoring for it too on the same basis.

But I guess "I'm praying for him" counts as noseguarding to this thread for some reason.
No. If that were the case, people here would have given Vic shit for what he said on Stein. They're not. I think if you just say "I'm praying for you," and disengage, that's perfectly fine in most people's eyes.

I think what befuddles people is platforming this idiot so he can spew his cultish propaganda. Which is basically what Chrissie did.

But hey, Nick stands a good chance of fucking himself further with this shit, so I'm not complaining.

EDIT: Elaboration.
 
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Then maybe she should have done her fucking homework? Seems like a good idea before any interview, really. This isn't some esoteric and obscure thing anymore.

Not that I believe that in the first place. She's discussed Nick predicament elsewhere leading up to this. She knows enough.

She did this because April is being charged again. One or more of Anna, Nina, and Keanu might have been clamoring for it too on the same basis.
I'd be more inclined to give Chrissie a favorable interpretation if she didn't run something called Simpcast and platform a bunch of disingenuous hos like Venti and Keanu.

Additionally, factor in the shower calls Nick's no doubt been making nonstop. If Null gets random ranting texts then I'm sure everybody in his youtube sphere is getting them too. Chrissie may have been the one FNT person to give him the time of day.

You have to remember this is solely about controlling his image. He's facing fairly incontrovertible evidence that his trad Christian act was a fraud, and he really is the drug-addicted degenerate swinger those dagnabbed karenfarmers said he was. In his drug addled, NPD warped mind, he thinks he's rehabilitating himself. Remember, this is Nick's audience now:

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As long as he can keep deceiving them that he's a good boy who is the target of them evil liberals in the government, he'll keep lying.
No. If that were the case, people here would have given Vic shit for what he said on Stein. They're not. I think if you just say "I'm praying for you," and disengage, that's perfectly fine in most people's eyes.
Vic and to a lesser extent Melanie Mac's statements I can understand. Though as stated before, Melanie comes across like she's not that smart or savvy because she's coasted by on being an attractive gamer girl most of her life. Unfortunately, easily forgiving and kindhearted people are the top fodder for narcs - that means that Christians become prime targets. That said, there's absolutely no excuse for somebody like Doug TenNapel going as far as he did.

I've listened to Doug for a long time now. His example of a stoic, stern conservative father telling him he should be chopping wood instead of doing art is directly from his own life. I think he developed a massive contrarian streak as a result. I get the impression he's his own worst enemy in a lot of ways, and probably would self-diagnose with ODD like Nick. Reading between the lines, I think his own control freak nature is what sabotaged a lot of his connections in animation and not just "I'm a Christian so they cancelled me." Netflix - fucking NETFLIX - still hired him to do their Veggie Tales show for a few seasons. His Doug in Exile schtick that's gotten him banned off Youtube multiple times, plays into his own persecution complex. I think Kino Casino triggered his contrarian nature pretty hard, and that's why he went so far as to make himself sound like a horrible father to defend Nick. There's a lot I agree with Doug on, but a lot of the holes he falls into are ones he digs for himself.

Nick hiring expert witnesses is hilarious because he made a lot of hay in the past about how itinerant expert witnesses can do lots of damage to a case. This video from the Edgecome trial is a great example. Another would be all the various crazy people Amber Heard threw out there.
 
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Chrissie has never sounded all that aware of all the allegations against Rekeita and said before that addiction is hard and she hopes Rekeita gets through it. Rekeita was a good friend to her so it's not hard to see how she got there. Chrissie is also a new mom so can't blame her for not wasting her time trying to wade through this shit. She probably didn't completely realize what a can of worms interviewing Balldo would be. But I guess "I'm praying for him" counts as noseguarding to this thread for some reason. Should just post "wow! Fat and would not!" and farm some upgoats instead.
Mayr knows. Mayr is friends with Keanu and Geno and was their former coworker until Cumia's generosity ran out. When Keanu and Geno were STMS co-hosts she was pushing back against the Rekieta defenders like Joe and their "Rekieta's children should have fed and bathed themselves and washed their own clothes (even though the laundry room was in the drug den" line. All of this is documented in this thread and the Imholte thread

Like Keanu, Mayr did a 180 as soon as April contacted Keanu. Suddenly Keanu has quit STMS and started shit talking Aaron, Geno has quit, and now Mayr has Rekieta on her show to give him a chance to pontificate.

I don't even have a problem with it per se since his interview was pretty hilarious to watch. But the idea she doesn't know anything that's going on with Rekieta is totally dead wrong.

In fact as someone who personally knew everyone involved in the situation she has a lot of first and second hand knowledge.
 
Hey Aaron if you're lurking I want to point out not only Nick fucked your wife, he was so much better at it than you that Kayla's apparently OK with it. You can call April ex-wife if it makes you feel better lmao you got owned by Leisure Suit Larry.
 
In fact as someone who personally knew everyone involved in the situation she has a lot of first and second hand knowledge.
These people are all the same. ~Gen X aged hedonists with no morals above that of friend or foe.

We look at all of this flip flopping with confusion when all it is is highschool level in group/out group jockeying.

It's all friend loyalty and patronage for them. Karl continues to interact and support Vito the Pedo because JuJu the Cow helped get his podcast growing. Through JuJu, Nick networked with Karl who was friends with Chrissie Mayr and Geno. Karl had formed those connections because Anthony Cumia was a fan of his Opie and Anthony Show impersonation. Aaron Imholte, also being a Cumia skinwalker, was also a part of this "sektur."

This is all rat king shit, but instead of trannies, it's wannabe comedians and shock jocks.
 
These people are all the same. ~Gen X aged hedonists with no morals above that of friend or foe.

We look at all of this flip flopping with confusion when all it is is highschool level in group/out group jockeying.
Truly a soap opera cast exclusively with white trash over 40 (must at least look over 40).
Hey Aaron if you're lurking I want to point out not only Nick fucked your wife, he was so much better at it than you that Kayla's apparently OK with it. You can call April ex-wife if it makes you feel better lmao you got owned by Leisure Suit Larry.
There is no winning when the prize is an unemployed crackwhore.
 
How are these nutty pleas even possible? To me, you either did what you are charged with, or you didn’t. If you did, you either plead guilty and beg for mercy or plead no contest and hope for the best. This “I’m pleading guilty but I’m really innocent guys” is complete bullshit.
You realize like 98% of cases end in plea deals and tons of legitimatly innocent people take them and get charged, right?

If anything, they should remove any actual admission of guilt from a plea deal, or ideally there just wouldn't be plea deals.
 
I disagree. It depends on the metabolite. The presence of benzoylecgonine could be explained by exposure to crack smoke. But cocaethylene suggests ingestion of cocaine and alcohol.

Nonetheless, even IF it was an environmental exposure to crack smoke. I don't think this is a big W. It's basically passive smoking, and it has health implications for the children.
Would still find it weird it only affected one of the children.
 
Nick did not deny Aaron Imholte's claims that of he and April were at the DQ Chill & Grill.
I have zero doubt that whenever this repulsive child abusing cokehead piece of shit cuck is out on the town with his side whore, living it up at the DQ like the queen he is, he gets nothing but looks of absolute disgust from the locals, who know absolutely what a worthless turd he is.
Shameful. Chrissie is really trying to get her money's worth. Her video description reads worse than the AI chat summaries.
What a debased, degraded fucking whore. Why doesn't she just do a Facial Abuse shoot? It would be less shameful and whorish.
The only reason deliberations will take longer than 15 minutes is if a juror starts asking for a special category of Guilty verdict like Super Guilty or Fuck-This-Guy-Forever Guilty that will ensure Rekieta gets more time in sentencing.
Can-We-Just-Personally-Lynch-This-Fucking-Faggot-From-The-Lamppost-In-Front-Of-The-Courthouse-Right-Now Guilty.
 
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I have zero doubt that whenever this repulsive child abusing cokehead piece of shit cuck is out on the town with his side whore, living it up at the DQ like the queen he is, he gets nothing but looks of absolute disgust from the locals, who know absolutely what a worthless turd he is.
His visage is repulsive and his physique is embarrassing. The revelation of his drug abuse and child neglect is obviously the main cause of revulsion.

However, he ought to be a pariah for having increasingly off putting physiognomy coupled with desperate arrogance.
 
That's the problem for me, though, anybody who is a parent should take these allegations even more seriously. Being responsible for kids makes you more protective of kids. Unless a person lacks maternal/paternal instincts, I guess.
This 100%

When whomever said “6yo children should be able to bathe themselves” and she just didn’t ask about how that works or why? Just “oh! I didn’t know that!” Godspeed baby…. I don’t like her at all, terrible interviewer.
 
You have to remember this is solely about controlling his image. He's facing fairly incontrovertible evidence that his trad Christian act was a fraud, and he really is the drug-addicted degenerate swinger those dagnabbed karenfarmers said he was.
That he's a degenerate fraud is not "fairly incontrovertible" anymore. It's beyond any dispute. The Farms won. Definitively.

There are a few faithful dicksuckers in his corner who will try to claim otherwise, but to quote Eisenhower, "their number is negligible, and they are stupid."

What's "fairly incontrovertible," instead of a sure thing, is the government's case and against him. They have a higher standard to meet, and the judicial system can get wonky.

When whomever said “6yo children should be able to bathe themselves” and she just didn’t ask about how that works or why? Just “oh! I didn’t know that!” Godspeed baby…. I don’t like her at all, terrible interviewer.
That was JewLawgic that told her that.

That show she had with Joe is just one example of her discussing the case with people before this interview.

Chrissie ain't ignorant as to what's going on with Rekieta.
 
I disagree. It depends on the metabolite. The presence of benzoylecgonine could be explained by exposure to crack smoke. But cocaethylene suggests ingestion of cocaine and alcohol.

Nonetheless, even IF it was an environmental exposure to crack smoke. I don't think this is a big W. It's basically passive smoking, and it has health implications for the children.
"I smoke so much crack around my kid that they have levels of cocaine in their hair akin to daily users" is definitely a great argument to get your kids back.
 
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