Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

[Never Scored]

I am chill.

Its clear that you are just upset at people shitting on the game. You're doing this dumb centrist "mask" to appear neutral and above it all when your just upset people are shitting on the game and blaming those dastardly haters.

"BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW THE BATTLES ARE". Have you not watched the footage? You move and select abilities on a cooldown, but beyond that, it's the same combat as before. If you've played any of the Xenoblade games or any MMO, you know exactly how this plays. You don't need a review to tell you what you can see with your own eyes. Its Pokemon man. It's the same slop you've been served for decades. I can even tell you how the new game will be. It will have 100 new Pokemon. Most of them won't hold a candle to earlier ones. The game will look outdated. It won't have any voice acting so every scene will be awkward. There will be a battle gimmick. There will be a place where you make food. You will beat X number of gyms. It will take you maybe 40 hours to beat and then you never play it again because you are chasing the high you got as a kid playing Pokemon. And I will tell you the same thing I did now. Do you love Pokemon? You will enjoy Gen 10. Do you not care about Pokemon? Then don't bother.

K

 

[Incecticyder]

I am chill. I gave you pretty much how this game is. How good this game will be for you will be entirely how much you love Pokemon. And seeing how you said...

Sure you are.

Its clear that you are just upset at people shitting on the game. You're doing this dumb centrist "mask" to appear neutral and above it all when your just upset people are shitting on the game and blaming those dastardly haters.

I am not the kind of person that plays every Pokemon game. I pick and choose and some times I choose wrong. I have skipped a few and bought others. Which is why I am asking for opinions. Do I like Pokemon? Yes. Have I regretted some purchases? Yes. Have I skipped the Gen 8 games? Yes. This is what I man when I say discourse has been ruined. Everyone is either a fanboy or a hater. Why is it so hard to accept that one can like some things and hate parts of them or hate some things and like parts of them?

"BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW THE BATTLES ARE". Have you not watched the footage? You move and select abilities on a cooldown, but beyond that, it's the same combat as before. If you've played any of the Xenoblade games or any MMO, you know exactly how this plays. You don't need a review to tell you what you can see with your own eyes. Its Pokemon man. It's the same slop you've been served for decades. I can even tell you how the new game will be. It will have 100 new Pokemon. Most of them won't hold a candle to earlier ones. The game will look outdated. It won't have any voice acting so every scene will be awkward. There will be a battle gimmick. There will be a place where you make food. You will beat X number of gyms. It will take you maybe 40 hours to beat and then you never play it again because you are chasing the high you got as a kid playing Pokemon. And I will tell you the same thing I did now. Do you love Pokemon? You will enjoy Gen 10. Do you not care about Pokemon? Then don't bother.

"It is just like Xenoblade!" Anyone who has played two Xenoblade games will tell you that this statement means nothing. It is like saying that every 2D fighter plays and feels EXACTLY like Street Fighter 2. You know they know nothing. Xenoblade games feel different from one another. And yes, I know that Pokemon games have a formula. I asked how well it was implemented in here. If you have a problem with what a Pokemon game is then they were never for you. That is fine. FPS games are not for me because I can't seem to hit an elephant at 3 yards. I do not act like my review on an FPS game should be taken seriously though.

If all you have to say is "Watch the trailer", then you add nothing to the conversation. I can watch a trailer on my own, thank you very much. You sure speak a lot or someone who has ABSOLUTELY nothing to say.

Actually, how about you just practice what you preach.

I am. If I buy it, it will be in S1, not S2.

 

[broners]

Asking for an "accurate review" is obviously asking for a review from someone who played the game. No need for a "review" if you haven't.
The least biased opinions you could find at this point are probably asking people on /v/ who pirated it how it compares to the last few.

 

[NerdShamer]

I saw someone claim they beat Z-A in just 17 hours

Yeah, this is unusually short for a mainline Pokemon game, even if you have a vague idea on what to do. But chances are that was someone skipping the extra features of it

 

[Incecticyder]

Asking for an "accurate review" is obviously asking for a review from someone who played the game. No need for a "review" if you haven't.

I would have been satisfied with being linked some reviews from trusted reviewers (trusted by those that linked the reviews that is). Some that liked it, some that didn't, some that had fun but see there is room for improvement etc etc. Varied opinions to make an informed purchase. Impartial opinions would have been nice.

The least biased opinions you could find at this point are probably asking people on /v/ who pirated it how it compares to the last few.

4chan are not always to be trusted for such a conversation. Internet as a whole has gotten too polarized. You are either the biggest fan or the biggest hater and anything in-between gets you screamed at. They will try to force you in either the square hole or the triangle hole when you are a circle.

 

[NerdShamer]

But seriously, man. The series has been on a bit of a downward spiral for quite an while. There's nothing to be lost for missing out on it.

 

[Incecticyder]

But seriously, man. The series has been on a bit of a downward spiral for quite an while. There's nothing to be lost for missing out on it.

To an extend yes but I heard that people liked PLA even though everyone said it would suck before the release. My point is, you never know. We will see. I have more to see myself before I buy.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Pokémon is the franchise that deserves the most hate in gaming. In just about every metric it's predatory, consumerist and half assed.

At least it's funny seeing my friends bebin disbelief how bad the new mega evolutions are.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pokémon is the franchise that deserves the most hate in gaming. In just about every metric it's predatory, consumerist and half assed.

At least it's funny seeing my friends bebin disbelief how bad the new mega evolutions are.

It's really went downhill, used to be even the spinoffs were great, but I don't remember the last Pokemon game I was interested in at all. Maybe New Pokemon Snap.

 

[Incecticyder]

Pokémon is the franchise that deserves the most hate in gaming. In just about every metric it's predatory, consumerist and half assed.

At least it's funny seeing my friends bebin disbelief how bad the new mega evolutions are.

It definitively feels that way. Though I will argue that the Bethesda stuff deserve more hate and fit all these parameters (predatory, consumerist and half-assed).

As for the Megas, they are hit or miss for me. Even the old ones. People tend to look upon the old designs with rose tinted glasses. Remember M-Garchomp, M-Audino and M-Camerupt? Not exactly the best looking or in utility. That being said, more bad ones in the new batch than in the previous ones.

It's really went downhill, used to be even the spinoffs were great, but I don't remember the last Pokemon game I was interested in at all. Maybe New Pokemon Snap.

NOT ALL SPINNOFFS! There were a lot of them. You could ignore the bad ones. They are fewer in number now. Again, rose tinted glasses.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

It definitively feels that way. Though I will argue that the Bethesda stuff deserve more hate and fit all these parameters (predatory, consumerist and half-assed).

As for the Megas, they are hit or miss for me. Even the old ones. People tend to look upon the old designs with rose tinted glasses. Remember M-Garchomp, M-Audino and M-Camerupt? Not exactly the best looking or in utility. That being said, more bad ones in the new batch than in the previous ones.


NOT ALL SPINNOFFS! There were a lot of them. You could ignore the bad ones. They are fewer in number now. Again, rose tinted glasses.

The fact that the only Pokémon spin-offs we get are mobile "slop" titles really says a lot about Game Freak’s legacy. I'm not expecting Game Freak to return to their former glory days of the 90s, like with Red and Green. But it's really disappointing that they are going downhill, especially with the DLC for the Teraleaks 2.0.

 

[Incecticyder]

The fact that the only Pokémon spin-offs we get are mobile "slop" titles really says a lot about Game Freak’s legacy. I'm not expecting Game Freak to return to their former glory days of the 90s, like with Red and Green. But it's really disappointing that they are going downhill, especially with the DLC for the Teraleaks 2.0.

Game Freak was always put together with string. They just had a better coat of paint before. You did not notice it because you were a kid. ZA will probably be the last new Pokemon game I will buy for a while though I will play PLA one day. As far as Gen 10 goes, I just might skip it. I already skipped Gen 8 as I was not impressed by the things I saw. The story and legendries were bad. If Gen 10 ends up as heavy handed with its message as it looks like, that will be bad.

Also, WHY NOT SET IT IN GREECE AND ITALY?! "Boring animals?" Just use the rich mythology to help with that! There are a ton of mythical creatures to take inspiration from there!

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It definitively feels that way. Though I will argue that the Bethesda stuff deserve more hate and fit all these parameters (predatory, consumerist and half-assed).

Nah, first of all Bethesda is hated and mocked pretty consistently. Pokemon is still mostly a golden cow in the gaming sphere. Yeah Bethesda has some diehard fans but even normies joke on Starborn. Plus, Pokemon is a game (supposedly) for children rather than dads.

Anyways might as well list the sins:
* Selling the same game twice with minor differences between them and some content locked behind the other game. It is amazing everyone takes it as something normal, imagine any other non-Nintendo series doing it (since Nintendo did it with Fire Emblem).
* Reducing the amount of previous gen Pokemon to sell them later at DLC.
* Making the card game a scalper heaven.
* Having the game be atrociously balanced, even gachas have better balance than this shit.
* Consistent worsening of pokemon design.
* Character design is now corporate style genderless blobs with Body Type.
* Atrocious graphics and performance.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

I saw someone claim they beat Z-A in just 17 hours

Is that a fair assessment? Sure they could beat the game in 17 hours and maybe they loved that aspect of being able to speedrun it. But is a normal person getting it done in 17 hours?

You can beat Myst in a minute but you don't have to. And if you can, it would also be a neat little perk.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Also, WHY NOT SET IT IN GREECE AND ITALY?! "Boring animals?" Just use the rich mythology to help with that! There are a ton of mythical creatures to take inspiration from there!

Please no, we don't need any more mestizos, niggers, and caucazoid-featured negroids there. I look at Z-A and I see no culture, just the semitic dream of brown consumerist blobs being advertised to. Where is it supposed to take place? I see no individual culture or taste.

 

[Incecticyder]

Nah, first of all Bethesda is hated and mocked pretty consistently. Pokemon is still mostly a golden cow in the gaming sphere. Yeah Bethesda has some diehard fans but even normies joke on Starborn. Plus, Pokemon is a game (supposedly) for children rather than dads.

Nope, I do not accept the "kids' game can be less polished" argument. Skyrim was in a ton of consoles and Fallout 76 was the worst game they made. Pokemon got away with some things they shouldn't have but that is because Nintendo fanboys and haters are the exact same people and cannot give criticism without sperging and REEEEEEEing. And I repeat: Nintendo fanboys and haters are the same people. They just have a Jekyll and Hyde thing going on.

* Selling the same game twice with minor differences between them and some content locked behind the other game. It is amazing everyone takes it as something normal, imagine any other non-Nintendo series doing it (since Nintendo did it with Fire Emblem).

That was done in order to get people to interact. The games should have been cheaper though as they are incomplete.

* Reducing the amount of previous gen Pokemon to sell them later at DLC.

They have to show off the new stuff.

* Making the card game a scalper heaven.

True.

* Having the game be atrociously balanced, even gachas have better balance than this shit.

Depends on the Gacha.

* Consistent worsening of pokemon design.

Case to case basis.

* Character design is now corporate style genderless blobs with Body Type.

True.

* Atrocious graphics and performance.

The games never had good graphics. It was the style that was good.

 

[Dysnomia]

Character design is now corporate style genderless blobs with Body Type.

I still hate how difficult it was to make my female Violet trainer cute. So I ended up going with whatever accessories matched the purple shorts. I did what I could.

I still can't get over the troon looking musician type trainer with the linebacker physique. And the backpacker looked like a pooner.

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

And I repeat: Nintendo fanboys and haters are the same people. They just have a Jekyll and Hyde thing going on.

I didn't expect fucking horseshoe theory in my Bing Bing Wahoo thread.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Game Freak was always put together with string. They just had a better coat of paint before. You did not notice it because you were a kid. ZA will probably be the last new Pokemon game I will buy for a while though I will play PLA one day. As far as Gen 10 goes, I just might skip it. I already skipped Gen 8 as I was not impressed by the things I saw. The story and legendries were bad. If Gen 10 ends up as heavy handed with its message as it looks like, that will be bad.

Also, WHY NOT SET IT IN GREECE AND ITALY?! "Boring animals?" Just use the rich mythology to help with that! There are a ton of mythical creatures to take inspiration from there!

Funny thing they used one of the mythical creatures from Greece.



Who do you think this pokemon was based on?

 

[FrogMinutes]

I need to play Nintendo games.

Nintendo ONLY exists so I can play their shitty ass games for FREE on my computer,
and no less than 10 years after the original release of whatever shitbox they're selling.

my only experience with Nintendo anything, has been exclusively through emulation.
I GREW up thinking nintendo just made games for PC, but it was just my cousin putting roms on 7 dollar usb sticks.
that shitty 7 dollar USB stick is the future of nintendo,

you know those shitty games that no one wants on epic store?
that's nintendo's entire library.