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[VermilionFluttershy]

Here's one for you guys. Not necessarily obscure, but whenever I've mentioned it online, I've had to explain it to all but one person.

http://thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com

To make a very long story short, guy winds up in an alternate universe. Finds out that not only are all 4 of the Beatles still alive, but that they were still making music together. Dude swipes a cassette tape of one of their recent albums and brings it back to our universe.

You can actually listen to this album on the website. (The whole album can also be found on YouTube). In reality, it's a remix album of sorts, using instrumentals and vocal tracks from the band's post breakup solo projects. Not only that, but the end result is actually pretty damn good. There are a couple of songs I legitimately love, with my favorite being "Four Guys".

 

[ethanoate]

https://mepearl.com Website where a dead squirrel does psychic readings. Also possum nonsense.

"THIS is where you have the opportunity to find the *truth from ME, Pearl of Wisdom!

* or a facsimile thereof (because, Mesdames et Messieurs, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. ha hahaha hee hee ..hic hic hic, Pearl of Wisdom is sooo funny!)"

Morning drinkers are a hoot

 

[Big Nasty]

theblackclan.se

 

[Burgers in the ass]

http://www.childslavelabor.com/sell.html

 

[Yop Yop]

youareanidiot.org

Spoiler: Why:

http://www.arngren.net/ Looks like the classifieds section of a newspaper if it vomited out a website.
http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/STW/ The Official Website of Severe Trampoline Wrestling!
http://www.amesfanclub.com/index.htm The official fan page for a long dead department store chain.
http://www.yyyyyyy.info/ Randomly generates weird shit everytime you hit refresh.

The Ames fan club still has an active forum. This blows my mind

 

[KingQueen]

Ooh, I've been meaning to share this one with people!
http://vrilology.org

This guy believes that Baldr, Odin and Frigga's son, will rise from the dead to save us all.

Spoiler: Some background info

Background: Heathenry and Asatru are reconstructionist/revivalist religions movements trying to recreate the beliefs of Northern Europeans. In the United States, they come in three forms: Wicca with Norse Gloss, Left Wing, and Right Wing, with the last two kinds having their fair share of moderates-versus-whackjobs. Notably, of course, the Right-Wing harbors legitimate Neo-Nazis, so it's become an issue in Heathen communities/groups that if someone mentions "genetics" at all, there's a reasonable chance they're actually legitimately associated with Nazis.....except when they aren't.

Anyway, this guy sets himself apart by eschewing all the other factions, and I'm inclined to agree with a lot of his points on it. Which is funny, since he is clearly goofballs, but the good kind of goofballs...should I question my own sanity? He claims that the reason white people are white is that the Norse Gods descended to our ancient ancestors and interbred with them. His reasoning for why we shouldn't be racist is that ALL the human races had Gods descend to bump uglies...just those other races had different Gods, that's whycome they look different. Ahh. It all makes sense now.

Also:
https://web.archive.org/web/20061102180210/http://www.blackpeopleexist.org:80/

I post this without comment.

 

[Big Nasty]

Found this by searching for RCMP rank insignia:

http://www.trustchristorgotohell.org/

 

[Unattended Baby]

Defunct crazy Christian website. I remember when this site was still up, the archive that remains is incomplete.
https://web.archive.org/web/20131210095922/http://www.bethelministries.com/

This is the juiciest page, or anything that this guy refers to as "monobeings" https://web.archive.org/web/2012100...nistries.com:80/psychopaths_are_not_human.htm

If I knew about his current day activities, he'd probably have a thread here.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that there's a spongebob fan forum or that they're discussing who spongebob should date.
https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topi...idward-even-a-lil-bit-lol-if-not-hear-me-out/

For more tacky obscure sites, there's this neat blog about old pages on geocities. Many of them are still accessible if you look on the wayback machine.
http://blog.geocities.institute/
http://oneterabyteofkilobyteage.tumblr.com/

 

[ICametoLurk]

http://www.pyongyangtrafficgirls.com

 

[Kosher Dill]

This guy isn't necessarily worthy of a thread since he seems to have gone inactive, but has anyone here heard of Sam Sloan?
Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Sloan
Web: https://web.archive.org/web/20050205011609/http://samsloan.com:80/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjtba8Av8qgmqibfRVLoM_g
The other domain he had his stuff mirrored on was anusha.com.

"Interesting" guy to say the least. He was a NYC taxi driver, a chess master (which already puts him at least halfway to "Lolcow" on the Aspergers scale), was at Berkeley during the free-love movement, and won a case pro se at the Supreme Court without being a lawyer. But...
He had a thing for mail-order Asian brides, of which he's gone through quite a number, and sired a number of children with. At one time he converted to Islam, took the name "Haji Muhammad Ismail Sloan", and married a villager from Afghanistan.
Sam's marriages all ended in flames (probably due to abuse on his part) and he has a bunch of kids he's not allowed to see anymore. He was also a vexatious litigant, jamming up the courts with lolsuits for custody of his kids and a share of his dead mother's estate, among other things.
He was into chess politics, annoying everyone on chess newsgroups and so on, and got himself elected to the US Chess Federation board one year because people wanted a protest vote and had no idea who he was. After his ignominious exit from that, Sloan became a serial political candidate, running for minor offices as a Libertarian, but never got elected. He also has, or had, a vanity press called "Ishi Press" where he cranked out cheap lousy books, mostly about the game of go.

This all doesn't cover just how weird his website was, so I'll drop some samples here:
ZODIAC DOXING his ex-girlfriend: http://www.anusha.com/pachuanz.htm
Going to jail in Afghanistan in the 70s: http://www.anusha.com/escape.htm
Discovering Pokemon, back when it first aired (NSFW): http://www.anusha.com/pokeplot.htm
Lolsuit on the "kidnapping" of his daughter: http://www.anusha.com/turk.htm
Lolsuit on his mother's estate, and her "kidnapping": http://www.anusha.com/amy.htm
Calling his FBI agent: http://www.anusha.com/tobutler.htm

The site is huge and full of his bizarre, litigious ramblings. So you know, check it out, or don't.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

web 1.0 style message board about men with long hair.
http://mlhh.org/

 

[Internet_Loner]

Found this from a Google Image search on Katy Perry.
http://fatworld.wikia.com/wiki/FAT_WORLD_Wiki

 

[Big Nasty]

I wonder if odd redirects fit in here as well.

Anyway: www.cthulhurising.co.uk redirects to www.ugg.com

 

[Red Hood]

Found this from a Google Image search on Katy Perry.
http://fatworld.wikia.com/wiki/FAT_WORLD_Wiki

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Accidentally stumbled upon a vintage-style crazy person website today. A+ quality.
http://www.parowanprophet.com/

 

[The Great Citracett]

Accidentally stumbled upon a vintage-style crazy person website today. A+ quality.
http://www.parowanprophet.com/

I posted a bunch of his personal ads in the Craigslist cringe thread. Guy posts his entire life story, and how he's looking for more wives and all kinds of crazy stuff.

Here's one I can't believe is still up.

http://www.copysoft.com

We all know Sonic the Hedgehog. Maybe you remember Jazz Jackrabbit, whose PC games ripped off Sonic pretty heavily. But do you remember Skunny the squirrel, the Jazz ripoff?

The site seems to be from 1995 and you can buy (or download the shareware) of Skunny Hardnut's many adventures. Each of which is basically plagiarizing something more popular, from Mario Kart, to Sonic, to Donkey Kong Country.

ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS!

 

[Goatse Platoon]

This probably isn't that relevant nowadays tbh, but I remember years ago when I used McAfee SiteAdvisor, I came across a site called Crazykens.
The site isn't much, really, but the owner, Ken, is a massive exceptional individual that would freak the fuck out about people rating his site unsafe due to a virus (which I'm not sure was on the site, but still), referring to a singular "Donnie" who I believe was the person that originally rated his website unsafe. I was able to find one of his freakouts regarding Donnie, though it isn't much:
https://safeweb.norton.com/reviews/57931

 

[GuyFieri]

http://www.brietv.com/
transvestite

 

[Red Hood]

I posted a bunch of his personal ads in the Craigslist cringe thread. Guy posts his entire life story, and how he's looking for more wives and all kinds of crazy stuff.

Here's one I can't believe is still up.

http://www.copysoft.com

We all know Sonic the Hedgehog. Maybe you remember Jazz Jackrabbit, whose PC games ripped off Sonic pretty heavily. But do you remember Skunny the squirrel, the Jazz ripoff?

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The site seems to be from 1995 and you can buy (or download the shareware) of Skunny Hardnut's many adventures. Each of which is basically plagiarizing something more popular, from Mario Kart, to Sonic, to Donkey Kong Country.

ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS!

I do remember Skunny. I had a fair few of those DOS shareware compilation disks. No one played Skunny for more than 10 minutes, not when the same disks had Commander Keen.